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#964 - breakfastlunch (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, since you guys took care of Sauron, you haven't had too many problems.
Yeah, since you guys took care of Sauron, you haven't had too many problems.
#990 to #964 - illutvar (01/11/2013) [-]
very good jokes it is, precious.
#95 - kingpongthedon (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, at least we're still #1 in human Freeman.
#568 to #95 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
Umm no. That would be the dutch...
User avatar #637 to #95 - waaw (01/11/2013) [-]
Human? I'm not so sure.
#304 to #95 - skygreen (01/10/2013) [-]
Are you?
#330 to #304 - kingpongthedon (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #114 to #95 - xzynth (01/10/2013) [-]
well played
#49 - spleed (01/10/2013) [-]
New Zealand has over 72 freedoms.   
   
It's crazy.
New Zealand has over 72 freedoms.

It's crazy.
User avatar #645 to #49 - skergex (01/11/2013) [-]
I injected 7 freedoms.
I'm starting to grow stars on my ass.
User avatar #756 to #645 - biggydy (01/11/2013) [-]
Dude, be careful, my friend once injected 9 whole freedoms and he died.

R.I.P. Phil
User avatar #1075 to #756 - christofferse (01/11/2013) [-]
nice one Phil
User avatar #52 to #49 - larsravn (01/10/2013) [-]
And ******* orcs!
#886 - knightguy (01/11/2013) [-]
i was born in the freedom


you merely adopted it
User avatar #1178 to #886 - infamoustrapper (01/11/2013) [-]
its scary how much that phrase works here
#23 - smallestmouth (01/10/2013) [-]
it just says human freedom, not kiwi. The kiwi race is enslaved and used as a workhorse for the population, cruelly beaten at the hands of their master with nobody to defend them
User avatar #35 to #23 - spamalope (01/10/2013) [-]
I must move to New Zealand and save those cute *************
#37 to #35 - smallestmouth (01/10/2013) [-]
Not even Slenderman knows suck evil.
User avatar #40 to #37 - spamalope (01/10/2013) [-]
I love you kiwis
#38 to #37 - smallestmouth (01/10/2013) [-]
such*
User avatar #599 to #35 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
Theres a Kiwi center near where I live(In New Zealand) where they are practically worshiped like gods, you can go to a dark enclosure where you see them walking around its awesome.
User avatar #633 to #599 - spamalope (01/11/2013) [-]
Is New Zealand cool? I've thought of moving there before, it always sounded cool.
User avatar #636 to #633 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
I love where I live but ive only just turned 18 and havnt done much traveling to other countries, Ive only been to Aussie, Fiji and New Caledonia. But during the summer at the beach its so amazing.

Last year I went on a trip through the south Island in a helicopter and went skiing, it was breath taking
User avatar #638 to #636 - spamalope (01/11/2013) [-]
Mhmm....so I've been looking at some pictures of nature there and t looks ******* awesome. What would you consider the average temperatures to be?
User avatar #642 to #638 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
Depends on where you live, theres two main islands the north one is a lot warmer and I live there
User avatar #643 to #642 - spamalope (01/11/2013) [-]
I take it you live on the Northern, seeing as you went skiing on the southern
User avatar #646 to #643 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
I said I did haha, but you can go skiing in the north but its not as good
User avatar #648 to #646 - spamalope (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah... New Zealand has zorbing right?
User avatar #652 to #648 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
Yea Ive done it, its awesome. Luckily I didnt go off the side of the mountain like those russian guys
User avatar #655 to #652 - spamalope (01/11/2013) [-]
Just read up on that. Besides that it's pretty safe, right? Because it looks awesome.
User avatar #661 to #655 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
Ohh you mean zorbing? haha sorry, yea where I did it you just go down a hill not up on a precarious mountain
User avatar #703 to #661 - spamalope (01/11/2013) [-]
Huh
User avatar #658 to #655 - BroadSword (01/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean by safe? Like crime or animals or what? Its safe in both
#2 - alkonius (01/10/2013) [-]
Well looks like we need to drop some freedom bombs on our on soil as well. Take out the corrupt government and get back on New Zealand's level
#221 to #2 - highjayster (01/10/2013) [-]
Look like we need to drop some spelling bombs too
#647 to #2 - saladtongsofdeath (01/11/2013) [-]
wut? i think you just accidentally the sentence
User avatar #270 to #2 - wiredguy (01/10/2013) [-]
Actually, the original reasoning behind American citizens having such lax weapons laws is so that, should the government ever become corrupt, the people can be amply prepared to launch a rebellion an restore proper democracy.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
User avatar #284 to #270 - giblets (01/10/2013) [-]
That's true! (But doesn't really matter in the context of his joke)
User avatar #640 to #284 - wiredguy (01/11/2013) [-]
"drop freedom bombs on our own soil"
"take out the corrupt government"

I don't see how it could honestly be more relevant...
User avatar #1187 to #640 - giblets (01/11/2013) [-]
It's relevant, doesn't mean that it matters
User avatar #1189 to #1187 - wiredguy (01/11/2013) [-]
What exactly do you mean by "matters".
Of course it doesn't matter, it was just an interesting point.
The joke doesn't "matter", nor does the content, nor does the site.
I'm very confused as to exactly what you're getting at.
#34 to #2 - oosskkyy (01/10/2013) [-]
i got you bro
#882 to #34 - boydaranga ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Nice watermark....

Bah **** , it's still funny isn't it?!
#1082 to #882 - oosskkyy (01/11/2013) [-]
yeah, sorry haha
User avatar #810 - shazmothree (01/11/2013) [-]
Well ya obviously they're #1. Ever since Frodo destroyed the one ring and destroyed the dark lord Sauron Middle Earth has seen great freedom
#351 - aconfuseddonut (01/10/2013) [-]
At least we don't have an orc infestation.
At least we don't have an orc infestation.
#456 to #351 - SokkaTheWarrior (01/10/2013) [-]
lol'd
lol'd
#139 - destaice (01/10/2013) [-]
New Zealand has also been caught hiding weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION!
User avatar #55 - SognaVetr (01/10/2013) [-]
Just wait untill Sauron returns.
#713 - dtcrawl (01/11/2013) [-]
Hey, I love my country (America)

That doesn't necessarily mean I am a racist conservative, I'm a redneck from Texas, or have sex with my cousin.

I love America, but I see it's flaws. I also think New Zealand is a great place, and I also like a lot of European culture.
#720 to #713 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm not racist, I just can't stand ****** . They're failures in the work place, they have a huge entitlement complex and expect **** to be handed to them and cry when it doesn't happen. **** your non-racist ass.
User avatar #724 to #720 - dtcrawl (01/11/2013) [-]
2/10 too obvious
#728 to #724 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
****** =/= black person
User avatar #729 to #713 - alltimetens (01/11/2013) [-]
Inhale freedom, exhale patriotism.
#59 - huehuehueone (01/10/2013) [-]
I would say Somalia is the most free, being that there is no laws
I would say Somalia is the most free, being that there is no laws
User avatar #600 to #59 - popkornking (01/11/2013) [-]
I had a giggle over that one
User avatar #761 to #59 - biggydy (01/11/2013) [-]
Am i retarded or is that really true? Cause i think it is.
#763 to #761 - huehuehueone (01/11/2013) [-]
last time i checked Somalia's an anarchy, yeah
last time i checked Somalia's an anarchy, yeah
User avatar #768 to #763 - biggydy (01/11/2013) [-]
No i mean, the most free country. It seems very logical to me, but i feel like i'm wrong.
User avatar #773 to #768 - huehuehueone (01/11/2013) [-]
well yeah its the most free because the country is in anarchy so it has no laws, therefore it has no restrictions/ laws
User avatar #780 to #773 - biggydy (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, thank you for your answer!
User avatar #783 to #780 - huehuehueone (01/11/2013) [-]
anytime
#465 to #59 - norriz (01/10/2013) [-]
dat gif
#1 - yoloswaggins (01/10/2013) [-]
I bleed hobbits and **** sheep, I am.. KIWI MAN!
<3 NZ chur.

pic semi-related.
#639 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
MFW I'm starting to scroll down
MFW I'm starting to scroll down
User avatar #56 - thebritishguy (01/10/2013) [-]
ever since they destroyed the ring everything is just getting better for them ( :
#1023 to #1014 - slickwilly (01/11/2013) [-]
I have so many of these.
User avatar #999 to #992 - herpaderpasaur (01/11/2013) [-]
this one is probably a photo
#148 - Digitalphear (01/10/2013) [-]
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It looks like we're gona have an old fashioned freedom-off.
User avatar #160 to #148 - frickenidiots (01/10/2013) [-]
i heard new zealand dosent allow ships with nuclear weapons too come to there ports or whatever. i may be pulling this info from my ass though and i dont feel like looking it up
#463 to #160 - screwinz (01/10/2013) [-]
i can confirm, i am new zealand
#1107 to #160 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
Yep we do. Also another nice peace of history. One of our peace ships went to stop the French testing nuclear weapons in the pacific, so the french sunk it. Aggressive bastards.
#1109 to #1107 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
yep we do, as in, no we dont allow nuclear ships in our waters. Im so dumb. Its been a big issue with the states who trade with us but would like our ports as a strategic position.
#1017 - TheInvader (01/11/2013) [-]
Bravo, i tried to retaliate with something about America freedom but i got nothing for once, I am actually happy for New Zealand mostly cause they desever it
Bravo, i tried to retaliate with something about America freedom but i got nothing for once, I am actually happy for New Zealand mostly cause they desever it
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