Sorry it's so small, t'was like that when I found it.

Here, I typed it out.

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

If you go forward in time, and saw yourself, old, would you remember it in 40 years? But then then, every action you made would be rewriting your memory. So then the future you could, in theory, remember every action you made while simultaneously looking at you. But how, since that time stream is being made up in front of your eyes?

They explain this occurance in "The Butterfly Effect". Everytime he changes something in the past, his current self was flooded with memories. All of this activity enlarged the memory part of his brain, almost killing him and causing him great pain because it is flooding memories into his mind.

Kind of like this.

The truth about my lies is I always say truth somewhere in them

Rape me.

The cake is a lie, so have some pie.
The pie is fake, so have some cake.

Everything I say is a lie, I am unable to speak the truth.

you sometimes lie

falling up

'Nothing' is the smallest pardox ever.

If I said there was a rule, that all rules had exceptions, yet the exception to this rule is that this rule has no exceptions, does it have an exception?

if you went back in time to see your self would that be your past or your present?

If you go back in time, and kill your grandpa before your parents are born, how will you have gone back in time and killed him?

And that's why most Time Travel show/movies make little to no sense... because of what you just said.

Well, your grandma could have been pregnant already.

Fry

you will have either just created an alternate reality/timeline or you will simply disappear.

But, if you disappear, you will not have existed to make yourself not exist.

Alternate realities, thats why I would never go back in time because if you change something, you would most likely never be able to go back to the reality you came from. You would probably be just gone from that reality forever.

You're blowing my mind man!
Without paradoxes!
But with logic!

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will be growing"?

If this sentence is true, then Santa Claus exists.

A barber (who is a man) shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?

STOP IT!!!!

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father correctly guesses that the child will not be returned?

wtf is happening!?!?!?!?