Taylor Swift. I work at Texas Roadhouse so I have to hear her songs too often.. Dear Taylor Swift' s Next Boyfriend, no us all a favor and Just give her oranges
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Taylor Swift

I work at Texas Roadhouse so I have to hear her songs too often.

Dear Taylor Swift' s Next Boyfriend,
no us all a favor and Just give her
oranges for presents, because
nothing rhymes with oranges.
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Submitted: 01/10/2013
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#7 - brendanrules (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
things do rhyme with orange if you have musical talent so i understand where her problem lies.
User avatar #25 - rshowat ONLINE (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Never did say hello
Always greeted with the red meets yellow
Then you left the scene,
left a note in shades of tangerine

Orange you sad you left?
Orange you sad I'm gone?
Theres a hole in my heart
It aches and itches
Crying tears that taste like citrus.

You don't know how it feels
lying here alone with the memories and peels.
Said you loved me, left the next day
My hearts spilling out like a glass of OJ

Chorus
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Credit goes to rodneyabc here on FJ.
#30 - anamenotaken ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Wasn't this on here like a week ago?
Wasn't this on here like a week ago?
#46 - devout feminist (01/11/2013) [-]
Its kay. I'll be her next bf. I won't fuck this up guys.
User avatar #28 - happyfox (01/11/2013) [-]
you were romeo, you gave me some oooranges
then I caught you with your face in whore-minges!
then I'll write a song about you
shaggin that stupid hooooe

User avatar #18 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd rather hear that than "I went to the club and got wasted then I fucked some bitch. DALE, DROP THE BASS< SEXY AND I KNOW IT"
#44 - themodyourgod (01/11/2013) [-]
orange, purple, silver, and month have the following rhymes:
sporange, hurple, chilver, and millionth.

inb4 cool story bro
#20 - ganjasaurus (01/10/2013) [-]
porridges?
porridges?
#12 - graphenz (01/10/2013) [-]
As the days turned orange,
You left with nothing but the sound of the door hinge
Leaving me here to cringe... again.

*sob sob sob* taylour sweft so deep omg.
#3 - shaunyy (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
♫ He gave me a gift,   
    Color of a pumpkin,   
    So I'm rid of that country bumpkin♪   
    ♪He's no longer in my life...   
    I'll never be that country boys wife♫   
   
:| You mad bro?
♫ He gave me a gift,
Color of a pumpkin,
So I'm rid of that country bumpkin♪
♪He's no longer in my life...
I'll never be that country boys wife♫

:| You mad bro?
User avatar #36 - galkawhm (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Silver
Purple
#35 - devout feminist (01/11/2013) [-]
Orange
Hinge
binge
tinge
Nope, nothing rhymes with orange.
#32 - musicalninja (01/11/2013) [-]
She'll find a way
#29 - buttholee (01/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Nothing rhymes with purple either
Nothing rhymes with purple either
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User avatar #23 - vanoreo (01/11/2013) [-]
repost
#21 - bollekurt ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Sporange - A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, as in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns. Also called spore case.
User avatar #13 - hilariousrubbish (01/10/2013) [-]
losenge
is that how you spell it?
User avatar #8 - anbieter (01/10/2013) [-]
"All the oranges I've received from you"
-Taylor Swift's next song.
User avatar #4 - lockstin (01/10/2013) [-]
how about silver?
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