Zip ties don't fuck around

that's the only scissoring that goes down on your bed

>be taking a trip to a local historic battle site in middle school
>apparently a spot at the Florida line where a bridge was defended against union
>we have to wait for an hour while last group views the area
>while screwing around near a station we find industrial zip ties
>score.jpg
>find nearest unsuspecting friend and sneak up on them
>we swarm on him like locust on the good harvest
>quickly bind his hands and feet together with zip ties
>laugh and stand over him triumphant like the T-Rex over its fresh kill
>after planting my heel on him and declaring him property of her majesty i run off
>i figure a coke will make my victory all the sweeter
>on my return i see it happening
>a park ranger materializes out of the woods more stealthfully than bigfoot and stands behind them
>he waits until one notices and shouts at them with the volume of thunder itself
>they all freak and he snatches all 4 of them with just two hands, one under each arm and one in each hand
>lets out a throaty chuckle that sounded like a pirate whod been tickled
>tells them apparently that was illegal to do in the park (who knew)
>to detain them, he ironically binds them in zip ties
>they all had their parents called and were trying not to cry
>i stood far away enjoying my coke and watching the world burn
>gif related, how i felt as the lone victor on the glorious day of bondage

...and scissors from China don't last.