Zip ties don't fuck around. i see these evil things around at school.. that's the only scissoring that goes down on your bed
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Zip ties don't fuck around

i see these evil things around at school

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Submitted: 01/10/2013
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User avatar #3 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
that's the only scissoring that goes down on your bed
#4 - mattdoggy (01/11/2013) [-]
>be taking a trip to a local historic battle site in middle school   
>apparently a spot at the Florida line where a bridge was defended against union   
>we have to wait for an hour while last group views the area   
>while screwing around near a station we find industrial zip ties   
>score.jpg   
>find nearest unsuspecting friend and sneak up on them   
>we swarm on him like locust on the good harvest   
>quickly bind his hands and feet together with zip ties    
>laugh and stand over him triumphant like the T-Rex over its fresh kill   
>after planting my heel on him and declaring him property of her majesty i run off   
>i figure a coke will make my victory all the sweeter   
>on my return i see it happening   
>a park ranger materializes out of the woods more stealthfully than bigfoot and stands behind them   
>he waits until one notices and shouts at them with the volume of thunder itself   
>they all freak and he snatches all 4 of them with just two hands, one under each arm and one in each hand   
>lets out a throaty chuckle that sounded like a pirate whod been tickled   
>tells them apparently that was illegal to do in the park (who knew)   
>to detain them, he ironically binds them in zip ties   
>they all had their parents called and were trying not to cry    
>i stood far away enjoying my coke and watching the world burn   
>gif related, how i felt as the lone victor on the glorious day of bondage
>be taking a trip to a local historic battle site in middle school
>apparently a spot at the Florida line where a bridge was defended against union
>we have to wait for an hour while last group views the area
>while screwing around near a station we find industrial zip ties
>score.jpg
>find nearest unsuspecting friend and sneak up on them
>we swarm on him like locust on the good harvest
>quickly bind his hands and feet together with zip ties
>laugh and stand over him triumphant like the T-Rex over its fresh kill
>after planting my heel on him and declaring him property of her majesty i run off
>i figure a coke will make my victory all the sweeter
>on my return i see it happening
>a park ranger materializes out of the woods more stealthfully than bigfoot and stands behind them
>he waits until one notices and shouts at them with the volume of thunder itself
>they all freak and he snatches all 4 of them with just two hands, one under each arm and one in each hand
>lets out a throaty chuckle that sounded like a pirate whod been tickled
>tells them apparently that was illegal to do in the park (who knew)
>to detain them, he ironically binds them in zip ties
>they all had their parents called and were trying not to cry
>i stood far away enjoying my coke and watching the world burn
>gif related, how i felt as the lone victor on the glorious day of bondage
User avatar #2 - elatedmonkey (01/11/2013) [-]
...and scissors from China don't last.
#1 - nedra ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
zip ties have claimed 2 of my scissors in the last few years.
zip ties have claimed 2 of my scissors in the last few years.
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