Bathroom Cruelty. Why the hell not? . EITHER ', FAME. >be me about 10 >at sister's orchestra concert >mom farts a lot infront of me >mom takes me to the bathroom >hear mom fart really loud >say &q
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Bathroom Cruelty

Why the hell not?

EITHER ', FAME
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Submitted: 01/10/2013
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#3 - freshbakedrolls (01/10/2013) [-]
>be me about 10   
>at sister's orchestra concert   
>mom farts a lot infront of me   
>mom takes me to the bathroom    
>hear mom fart really loud   
>say "Ew that was disgusting! stop farting! you're gross and we're in public!!"   
>walk out of bathroom and mom is waiting for me   
>mfw i realize that wasn't my mom who farted.   
   
   
i ran, i ran for my 						*******					 life.
>be me about 10
>at sister's orchestra concert
>mom farts a lot infront of me
>mom takes me to the bathroom
>hear mom fart really loud
>say "Ew that was disgusting! stop farting! you're gross and we're in public!!"
>walk out of bathroom and mom is waiting for me
>mfw i realize that wasn't my mom who farted.


i ran, i ran for my ******* life.
#7 - captainkrobin (01/10/2013) [-]
>Be 14 year old me   
>Walking round motorsport show   
>See 9/10 with tiny tight shorts   
>Can't hold back   
>Go into toilets   
>All vacant, pick the end one   
>Unzip flie, it's game time   
>feelsgoodman.jpg   
>10 seconds later somebody comes in   
>Stop and wait for him to leave   
>Enters first cubicle, I continue   
> Young and horny, almost finished   
>HereIcome.avi   
>Man lets out the most un godly sounding fart I will ever hear   
>too late   
>Mfw I finished to a guys fart
>Be 14 year old me
>Walking round motorsport show
>See 9/10 with tiny tight shorts
>Can't hold back
>Go into toilets
>All vacant, pick the end one
>Unzip flie, it's game time
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>10 seconds later somebody comes in
>Stop and wait for him to leave
>Enters first cubicle, I continue
> Young and horny, almost finished
>HereIcome.avi
>Man lets out the most un godly sounding fart I will ever hear
>too late
>Mfw I finished to a guys fart
#8 - Thenewguygunther (01/11/2013) [-]
>went to take piss yesterday
>walk in and see an old acquaintance walking out
>guy doubles back and walks back in
>get to urinal start pissing
>look up and see him standing there
>he asks me if im excited to graduate
>awkwardly say yes
>asks if i have any college plans
>stands and talks to me for whole piss
>walks out with me
>says goodbye
>walk back to class
>sit down, feel violated
>cry
#4 - deathrinder (01/10/2013) [-]
When you enter a bathroom and sit your ass on a toilet, with the intention to take a **** , you take that **** and don't give a **** about what anybody thinks.

If someone thinks less of you because you took a **** in a public bathroom you should have a problem with them breathing.
(unless you're a disgusting **** that jst leaves it there unflushed)
User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (01/10/2013) [-]
I've never farted on the toilet.
#5 - SweetJesus (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>mfw my poop made a 'ploop' noise
>mfw i heard giggling in the next stall
>mfw I said, "What would Emprah do?" or WWED
>mfw i wipe my ass and slide the **** covered toilet paper under the stall
>mfw I hear, "WHAT THE **** !?!"
>mfw i finish up quickly before him
>mfw I stand outside his stall, like really close so that only my feet protrude from under his door
>mfw i back away laughing then
>mfw i get far back enough so he thinks im gone
>mfw i hear him fart
>mfw "FOR THE EMPRAH!"
>mfw i smash into his door with the force of a billion exploding suns
>mfw dat scream
>mfw when i walk out
>mfw you read every first word of this
>mfw its nothing and this story is false
User avatar #6 to #5 - turboderp (01/10/2013) [-]
You're wrong, smallminded one! For I stopped reading the first word half-way through!
User avatar #10 - secretlywheatbread (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, I actually kinda like that, considering I hate using public restrooms.
And the only reason I do is because people can hear me do my business.
#9 - IamEllis (01/11/2013) [-]
>10th grade math class
>working on a test
>Hear tiny squeak, like a shoe rubbing against the floor
>Look to see my friend with his red face staring directly down at his test
>everyone laughs at him
>began to happen almost every class
>his name for the year was toots
>mfw
#1 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
An anonymous green thumb for you sir. Hilarious.
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