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A helpful tip - Asians
- What is this sorcer-
- Radical.
- YOU GO GUY
- Wife told me to pla-
- World History in On-
- who wore it better
- Children part of th-
- That face
- Pokemon Logic
- Wii U
- Black pussy stroked-
- He did say it
- One letter makes th-
- The Few
- the perfect angle
- Rare photos
- can you see yoda?
- Artificial Rainbow
motivation...
...I has none.
Should I iii? To
Thits (chitti?
is it possible to go later?
Great! is it mid outside?
No has
is it raining, snowing, tweeting,
hailing, windy, or is the Index
high?
No Yes
is there greater than a 108/ i,
chance of any of those
things happening?
No Yes
Will walking there make me
too tired to workout?
Yes 't
Has it been long enough
that showing up will just
be embarrassing?
Yes we
Have I eaten anything in
the past hour?
ran 'dssn
be out working out on a
93;" ggi?' full stomach?
No ' All
Are my gym
clothes clean?
VIE
Is my ipod
charged?
No taks
10, son
Am I expecting any
packages, emails or
important phone calls?
Am I caught up on
all the episodes of
Brakin Bad in
Yes No
Have I gotten a
chance to delete all
the old episodes of
Breaking Bad in my
Yes No
Have I talked to my
parents recently'?
we No
Is there any chore I
could do that I would
normally put off doing?
do Yes
is it a Mi ious or other
kind o holiday for
which there is the
slightest chance that
the gym is closed?
his Yes
is the terror threat
level elevated?
we Yes
is it possible the
gym IS currently
being overrun by
zombies?
I No, was stupid.
Yes Zombies dent exist.
Can I really be sure
of that though?
I gwhat. Kis
Haven' t I bumed just as
many calories trying to
some up with excuses for
not going to the gym?
Thits (chitti?
is it possible to go later?
Great! is it mid outside?
No has
is it raining, snowing, tweeting,
hailing, windy, or is the Index
high?
No Yes
is there greater than a 108/ i,
chance of any of those
things happening?
No Yes
Will walking there make me
too tired to workout?
Yes 't
Has it been long enough
that showing up will just
be embarrassing?
Yes we
Have I eaten anything in
the past hour?
ran 'dssn
be out working out on a
93;" ggi?' full stomach?
No ' All
Are my gym
clothes clean?
VIE
Is my ipod
charged?
No taks
10, son
Am I expecting any
packages, emails or
important phone calls?
Am I caught up on
all the episodes of
Brakin Bad in
Yes No
Have I gotten a
chance to delete all
the old episodes of
Breaking Bad in my
Yes No
Have I talked to my
parents recently'?
we No
Is there any chore I
could do that I would
normally put off doing?
do Yes
is it a Mi ious or other
kind o holiday for
which there is the
slightest chance that
the gym is closed?
his Yes
is the terror threat
level elevated?
we Yes
is it possible the
gym IS currently
being overrun by
zombies?
I No, was stupid.
Yes Zombies dent exist.
Can I really be sure
of that though?
I gwhat. Kis
Haven' t I bumed just as
many calories trying to
some up with excuses for
not going to the gym?
...
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#59
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ilikecarrots (01/10/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Remember before you left the gym? Before all this, before the weights? Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there's this cafe, on the banks of the arno. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a protein shake. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a ripped body and maybe a shirt saying "u mirin'". You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to 'Murica. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except burger king and mcdonalds. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
#71
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manbearpiglet (01/10/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
But if I don't go to the gym I'll never become the very best....like no one ever was/
#73
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newmanchamp (01/10/2013) [-] I used to think that, but then I got these. Now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me!
#31
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robertolee (01/10/2013) [-] My dad used to be a boxer so we have a gym in our house. Shits great. Anyone ever did a naked workout while the parents were out? Dick slapping against my stomach whilst I run on the treadmill.
#40
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kalimah ONLINE (01/10/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
my only motivation for going to gym is that i dont want to have an heart attack before im thirty
#83
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dengekisushi (01/10/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
I'll have a three-hour break between my 8am class and my 1:10pm class this next semester so I'm going to try to waste time by going to the gym. The endorphins I feel while I'm sweating like a pig are amazing. I just need the motivation to get off my ass and go there.
#32
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catzombie (01/10/2013) [+]
(12 replies)
I just paid 72 bucks for a gym membership... And i'm thinking like this already >_>
#113
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wyrddarcnyzz (01/10/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Oh please. Like any red blooded male on this site wouldn't treat zombies overrunning the gym as a reason FOR going, as opposed to against.
