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Go on a date. Fresh off the OC Press More in comments. An onymous (ID: ) (/ 09/ 13( Wed) 05: 53: 01 Replies: 44449711499 44449711942 44449711949 44449712919 444

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a date with girl
Halts herto nice restaurant
49119 orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
check
waiter places the check in frint of me- not in frint of her. not in the middle ofthe table
of horror cames across the girls face
reach forthe check and place my credit card inside
49119 begins to tremble
Thears well up in her eyes
can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card (on the table in frint of me, daring herto do something about it
power of my oppression ofthis wyman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
4999 is shaking with fright. the oppression strangling hermoine away
waiter returns to take the check away
is lost to her now
at begin to stand up and clap
Wwomen all overhue restaurant begin to shriek and cry
feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in frint of me
ask my date, "Did yau enjoy yiur dinner?"
thank you". she says behind a mask dstears
lean forward. a devious. patriarchates smile spreading across my face
I tell hen ''It was my privilege."
this is what feminists actually believe
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Anonymous (ID: / tuq) (ll/ DWI 3( Wed) 05: Replies: 44449711992
spaying for your date
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#38 - Thenewguygunther
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>out on date
>get check
>hand it to girl
>expect her to graciously take it and thank me for not being a chauvinist
>i was wrong
#44 to #38 - taintedangel
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Comment Picture
#2 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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#14 to #2 - anon id: abd16f5c
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> take some soma

I understood that reference
User avatar #70 to #14 - georgeapg
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in /pol/and 1984, brave new world, and the turner diary's are required reading
User avatar #62 to #14 - artjunk
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Care to enlighten a cripplingly-handicapped, utterly retarded individual?
#52 to #2 - Major Mayhem
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I don't even know what the **** is going on
#3 to #2 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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#4 to #3 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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#5 to #4 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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#6 to #5 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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There are tons of these, shall I post link before 404?
#11 to #6 - rawpedobearraw
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#9 to #6 - stubber
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Why please do share, if not 404 has already taken place.
#10 to #9 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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https : //boards . 4chan . org /b/res/449711286
#13 to #10 - timmyrustler
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If the thread has 404'd, there's a bunch of them here. imgur.com/a/9bC4f
#60 to #3 - CommonJoo
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"grunt and beat their chest". oh lawl the imagery
#66 - Iloldmypants
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Both this thread and the /pol/ thread that it originated from can be found at the chanarchive
User avatar #29 - octobercircles
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funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4357398/Feminism/
this is the first time this has ever happened to me
User avatar #50 to #29 - andiminius
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Okay content, but will thumb everything you have out of pity.
#49 to #29 - bobbykill
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#8 - vlauer
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All of my lulz.
All of my lulz.
#21 - erbwie
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OC you copied from someone else who copied it from 4chan?

Seems legit.
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#61 - ghosttrainhaze
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MFW 4chan is Oc on Funnyjunk.

But srsly, I don't get this screenshot.
User avatar #64 to #61 - dashgamer
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Then you're as stupid as the feminists he's mocking.
#91 to #64 - ghosttrainhaze
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How is that mocking feminism? Are you implying every woman is now a feminist? I've never met a feminist that would be offended from a guy offering to pay, because hey, that's free ******* food. It's the radicals who want "equality" between the sexes, which means girls have more rights than guys. They're an insult to feminists everywhere, so how about you kindly go **** yourself with a fork.
User avatar #92 to #91 - dashgamer
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Did I say all feminists are stupid? No. Both my statement and this 4chan tale were both referring to the idiotic elitists that make claims like "men should die because they are all pigs" "god is like, obviously a woman." "women will inherit the earth" and that use their delusions to give them a sense of self-righteousness. The delusion that everything a man does oppresses a woman is what the story was making fun of, and what ghost there did not understand.
So how about you stop assuming I'm an elitist prick and let's get along like human beings should.
#73 - zombiepipboy
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posters username
posters username
User avatar #75 to #73 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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Username?
U wot m8?
#78 to #73 - makethingsworse
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The irony...it is palpable.
#32 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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Can someone please brief me on this "It was my privilege"?
#54 to #32 - kingpongthedon
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It's a fancier way of saying "You're welcome".
User avatar #48 to #32 - rel
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Joke about feminists whining about "male privilege."
#22 - therealmattyj
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Is spelling it "check" and American thing or is everyone misspelling "cheque"?
#25 to #22 - anon id: 60a2be96
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sorry bud, but "check" is spelled C-H-E-C-K. in america there are many different meanings for it... so in any other country it probably makes sense to spell it differently.
User avatar #51 to #22 - recoveryone
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Or, we could realize that we have things called dialects. And neither is correct, or incorrect.
#23 to #22 - keroberios
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I do believe the only ones who spell it Cheque are the frenchies and other lower class people of us Canadians.
Same with colour. ******* unnecessary letters make me rage.