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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omegler
Question to discuss:
what' s the average penis size'?
You: bigger than mine
Stranger: I have no idea. Thank goodness I'
never encountered anything unsatisfying.
You: Do you tend to measure them?
Stranger: Though I suppose the length of my vagina
eould be considered a measurement.
You: That would be a great first date question fora
women with balls to ask
You: How long is your vagina if you don' t mind my
Stranger: I' never put a ruler up there to find out. Lol,
as long as the last penis that was there, I suppose.
You: Haha, good enough answer. They should make
dildos with ruler marks on them
You: I think that' s a great invention
Stranger: Dildos usually have the measurement on the
box. Length and girth.
You: Ah we got a pro here
You: Yeah but make it like 20 inches with marks on the
side to see what you eould handle
Stranger: Lol, I may know a few things.
Stranger: Lol! It would turn into a competition.
You: An entertaining competition at that
Stranger: It should be in the olympics.
You: I wholeheartedly agree
You: fook the shotput
Stranger: "Dildo Taking".
You: Would this be a oced sport?
Stranger: I suppose it eould be. Though at some point I
think itjust turns into porn.
You: Just go Japanese and blur it
Stranger: Olympias after Dark.
You: Cumming this fall to Cinemas
You: We should make this happen
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: "Founder of Golgothon" would look great on
You: Hell you mold have all the world records in the
Stranger: I couldn' t hear you overhue sound of my
medals blinking together. ml
You: Haha, 37 pearl medals! Eat it Phelps
Stranger: Please eat it, Phelps. ml
Stranger: Wow, it' s past my bedtime. Lmaaoo
You: Ah snap, think about me while you sleep
Stranger: ml, I shall.
You: Follow me on twitter @peenor if you wanna put a
mm to my incredible wit.
Stranger: Good night! Look for a new follower!
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