DILDOTHON!. . lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omegler Question to discuss: what' s the average penis size'? You: bigg Dildothon Dildo penis size Penis Olympics
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DILDOTHON!

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omegler
Question to discuss:
what' s the average penis size'?
You: bigger than mine
Stranger: I have no idea. Thank goodness I'
never encountered anything unsatisfying.
You: Do you tend to measure them?
Stranger: No...
Stranger: Though I suppose the length of my vagina
eould be considered a measurement.
You: That would be a great first date question fora
women with balls to ask
You: How long is your vagina if you don' t mind my
asking?
Stranger: I' never put a ruler up there to find out. Lol,
as long as the last penis that was there, I suppose.
You: Haha, good enough answer. They should make
dildos with ruler marks on them
You: I think that' s a great invention
Stranger: Dildos usually have the measurement on the
box. Length and girth.
You: Ah we got a pro here
You: Yeah but make it like 20 inches with marks on the
side to see what you eould handle
Stranger: Lol, I may know a few things.
Stranger: Lol! It would turn into a competition.
You: An entertaining competition at that
Stranger: It should be in the olympics.
You: I wholeheartedly agree
You: fook the shotput
Stranger: "Dildo Taking".
Stranger:
You: Would this be a oced sport?
Stranger: I suppose it eould be. Though at some point I
think itjust turns into porn.
You: Just go Japanese and blur it
Stranger: Olympias after Dark.
You: Cumming this fall to Cinemas
Stranger: Lmao
You: We should make this happen
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: "Founder of Golgothon" would look great on
my resume.
You: Hell you mold have all the world records in the
beginning.
Stranger: I couldn' t hear you overhue sound of my
medals blinking together. ml
You: Haha, 37 pearl medals! Eat it Phelps
Stranger: Please eat it, Phelps. ml
Stranger: Wow, it' s past my bedtime. Lmaaoo
You: Ah snap, think about me while you sleep
Stranger: ml, I shall.
You: Follow me on twitter @peenor if you wanna put a
mm to my incredible wit.
You: Goodnight!
Stranger: Good night! Look for a new follower!
Your partner has .
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#4 - thechosentroll (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I'd watch tha **** out of the olympics if there were a dildothon.
#6 - lmgtfy (01/09/2013) [-]
If that actually was a girl, i guess this would be pretty accurate.
If that actually was a girl, i guess this would be pretty accurate.
#8 - tewks (01/10/2013) [-]
I was shocked, It actually was a girl I was talking to...@VildeRT
User avatar #5 - zytherman (01/09/2013) [-]
That "female" was 100% male.
#3 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
it was probably an old fart.
#2 - dcrox ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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#1 - erdinism (01/09/2013) [-]
Can't wait for the dildothon!
Can't wait for the dildothon!
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