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User avatar #21 - galkawhm (01/09/2013) [-]
I've always wondered why you never see any elf, kajiit or argonian kids.

I want kajiit kittens!
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User avatar #48 to #21 - icametocomment ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
I do too, bro. I do too.
User avatar #38 to #21 - departed (01/10/2013) [-]
There's probably a mod for that...
User avatar #36 to #21 - harrytheheadcrab (01/10/2013) [-]
You glorious ****** .
User avatar #30 to #21 - darthtomale (01/10/2013) [-]
because you're in skyrim. argonians and khajit wouldn't have kids outside of their land. especially so close to morrowind where they can be enslaved. also, khajit childhood is more complex than just the species of khajit that we see. so it'd be more like picking from a range of different khajit children species.

uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Khajiit#Morphology
User avatar #50 to #30 - icametocomment ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
You'd think the Dragonborn would be able to protect their kids pretty well. Anyone tries to kidnap them, and they'll get a ******* DRAGON called down on their heads.
User avatar #264 to #50 - darthtomale (01/10/2013) [-]
right. but npc khajiit wouldnt...
User avatar #24 to #21 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2013) [-]
Milk-drinker.
User avatar #26 to #24 - galkawhm (01/10/2013) [-]
I've never understood how that's an insult
User avatar #34 to #26 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
because babies drink their mother's milk. They are essentially calling you an infant.
#27 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2013) [-]
In the game and olden times, it was implied that only babies & weaklings drunk milk. Here, because they're actually Khajit kittens/children, it's literal and thus not offensive.

Unrelated, but have some Scottish wisdom:
"Alcohol never solves anything, but neither does milk."

Pictured is a satisfied buyer of 'Blood of the Dragon' Cologne for men. Again, unrelated.
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