Skyrim Children. Credits to Dorkly for making these great comics! Check em' out! DEAR. NOW ‘THAT Slit HAVE U. HOUSE I' LL use mauve... I HELL.  skyrim
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Skyrim Children

Credits to Dorkly for making these great comics! Check em' out!

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Submitted: 01/09/2013
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User avatar #2 - quitethedelicacy (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
-Take army of kids
-Send them at Alduin
-World is saved
#106 - alucordtwo (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have seen the end.

Not even the children spared us!
#15 - felixjarl (01/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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#17 to #16 - felixjarl (01/09/2013) [-]
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I have failed skyrim and its people.
#40 - fuckinniggers (01/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
somewhat related?
#3 - royrogersmcfreely (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
they remind me of mable and dipper
they remind me of mable and dipper
#92 - moustachefingers (01/10/2013) [-]
Man after my own heart.
User avatar #49 - xdannytorchx (01/10/2013) [+] (36 replies)
Am I the only one who adopted the two children orphaned by the war?
One had Stormcloak parents, the other Imperial.
I treated the Imperial child like **** .
User avatar #21 - galkawhm (01/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I've always wondered why you never see any elf, kajiit or argonian kids.

I want kajiit kittens!
#5 - unoletmehavename (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have a glitch where all of th children are in their underpants its quite distrubing
#7 to #5 - therulethirtyfour (01/09/2013) [-]

User avatar #1 - PenguinArmy (01/09/2013) [-]
taking kids on adventures would be great, they go berserk on the practice dummies.
#155 - wadethegreat (01/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Reposted as a motherfuka
#232 to #155 - bigmitchninetyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
What in the name of Talos did you just shout at me, you skeever dirt? I’ll have you know I am the greatest warrior in all of Tamriel, and I've led numerous raids on the Imperial City and Thalmor forces, and killed over 300 dragons. I am trained in the ways of the Voice, and I am the deadliest with a dagger of all the assassins that ever served the Dark Brotherhood. You are nothing to me but another whisper from the Night Mother. I’ll find you and consume your soul. You think you can hide behind your Dwemer-like communication device? Think twice on that, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret networks of thieves, pirates, werewolves, vampires, and mages across Skyrim and your exact location is being tracked right now so you better get ready for the Thu'um, horker. The kind of shout that destroyed High King Torygg. You’re my clan's next meal, fool. I can ride anywhere, in any province, and can tear you apart you in over a hundred ways, and that's just with my voice. Not only am I the best with a knife, but I have several guilds at my beck and call and I’ll do anything to erase you from the face of Nirn. If only you had a fortune teller to let you know what Daedric wrath your crimes have incurred, you might not have said a word. But you didn't, and now you will pay the ultimate toll, you witch. I’ll shout fire at you and you will get burned. You’re my dinner now.
User avatar #33 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/10/2013) [+] (112 replies)
I once saw a fallout screencap on 4chan.
Someone used a mod to have a small army of naked little girl followers.
It was odd.
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#261 - moustachefingers (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Be advised.
User avatar #23 - nekaz (01/10/2013) [-]
i cant tell if skeleton the is enemy or babysitter
User avatar #242 - Brucis (01/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>all this Stormcloak fervor
>all this Imperial hate

You realize 'Skyrim for the Nords' is literal, right? As in, once this is over everyone gets kicked out. Ulfric is rather racist against most of the races (Dunmer forced to the 'Grey' Quarter and Argonians forced to the docks). The war wouldn't have happened if you guys could just keep doing what you were doing (worshiping Talos in secret) until the Empire regained its forces. But nooooooooo, Ulfric has to start a power grab and throw everything to **** . The Imperials hate the Thalmor just as bad as you and don't plan on working with them for very much longer. The Empire has always been fair to Skyrim and because of one inconvenience you guys throw a temper tantrum.

GG Stormcloaks, everybody is ripe pickings for the Elves now. Also, your leader leader even admits this **** was stupid when met in Sovengarde as it puts the Elves in an even better position of power.

tl;dr Stormcloaks ****** everything up and your leader admits it when met in the afterlife, gg guys
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