Dear everyone who bothers read the comment section, this is OP. I know it isn't a Hawk, the reason tis bird be referred to as said Hawk is to create a so called pun. I honestly don't think the joke would work if it said "One does not simply falcon into Mordor. And I sure as hell am not going to scroll the interwebz looking for an actual Hawk striking the pose because it's just not gonna happen. Thank you for your time, enjoy the cookie you were provided at the beginning of this message.