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#5 - devout feminist (01/08/2013) [-]
1. There are 10s of typos in a standard dictionary
2. We think we may have pressed to lightly the first time.
3. Onto the rubber pieces of the eraser
4. Most glue needs air in order to set.
5. It measures seconds (the unit of time not the place)
6. It stretches the eyebrows upwards and pulls the skin taught under the eyes for easier application
7. It causes our eyes to bulge out of their sockets
8. Because they are parted from each other
User avatar #6 to #5 - thekillerwalrus (01/09/2013) [-]
It's been proven on Mythbusters that when you sneeze with your eyes open they won't pop out.
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