LOTR Eagles. . MUST TRAVEL TO THE MISTY IN. MOUNTAIN I , YEAH, ALL GOING TO DIE FOR l, . NO REASON WHEN WE CAN JUST FLY YOU THERE. A COUPLE HOURS, JUST LAY Ella
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LOTR Eagles

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TO THE MISTY
IN. MOUNTAIN I ,
YEAH,
ALL GOING TO DIE FOR
l, . NO REASON
WHEN WE CAN JUST
FLY YOU THERE.
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Submitted: 01/08/2013
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#15 - Awesomenessniss (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** THE WORLD! I'M NOT EVEN EXPLAINING IT ANYMORE!!!
User avatar #7 - IAmManbearpig (01/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
the eagles don't even know him in the Hobbit. they're just like "look a fire, hm, there are a bunch of goblins and wargs. also some dwarves in trees, lets save them because **** goblins"

or that's how it happened in the book. the movie probably had to make it shorter but still not eagles out of nowhere. and the eagles don't give a **** about their adventure. they have their own **** to do.
#24 - mojitoz (01/09/2013) [-]
Actually almost every commen here begins with "Actually, in the books..."
#21 - theelderscrolls (01/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Good god. I think anyone who makes this joke is a 						*******					 retard and are just following with what most people say. "HUURRRR DURRR EAGLES"    
   
   
In the books, they were a very proud race, way to proud meddle with Mans affairs and decided to tell them to 						****					 off until the end, but even then they said it was just this one time.    
   
   
   
						*******					 nerd
Good god. I think anyone who makes this joke is a ******* retard and are just following with what most people say. "HUURRRR DURRR EAGLES"


In the books, they were a very proud race, way to proud meddle with Mans affairs and decided to tell them to **** off until the end, but even then they said it was just this one time.



******* nerd
User avatar #9 - cpldbltap (01/09/2013) [-]
YEah, in the film they're like best friends with gandalf, but in the books, theyre total dicks and aren't at all friendly, even reluctant to save the fellowship, even when they do they hold them captive for a while seriously guys, read the books, then stop whining about eagle taxis...
#5 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (01/08/2013) [-]
As well as all the reasons said below, the Eagles literally say in the ******* book that the whole grabbing them and bringing them out of danger is a one time deal, and they'll probably just **** them up if they call on them again.
User avatar #1 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/08/2013) [-]
actually in the book they explained why the eagles didn't take them to the lonely mountain, it has something to do with being shot down by goblins.
User avatar #3 - makedonski (01/08/2013) [-]
Everytime the eagles appear, Gandalf first sends a message for them via moth. Unless Gandalf breeds these moths in a jar that he always keeps with him, I don't think the eagles are his to command.
User avatar #32 - kapitanokliosov (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In war of the north when we saw the eagle talk my friend and I flipped out **** .
User avatar #31 - metalulz (01/09/2013) [-]
They did have something else to do, read some books for a change, people.
User avatar #2 - qauronexoforce (01/08/2013) [-]
Actually the eagles wouldn't help because it wasn't their fight until it became absolutely necessary like say middle earth was about to be obliterated.
User avatar #33 - QuestionMarks (01/09/2013) [-]
Just to make the point

the reason they don't use the Eagles is because they were supposed to be travelling in secret
#29 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
they just didnt want to give them a ride far away because men shoot them down and they say they will not risk themselves for a company of dwarves and a ******* hairyfeet hobbit
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User avatar #4 - satyrico (01/08/2013) [-]
Actually the eagels don't care much for dwarves, but they hate wolves and goblins more so they decide to help gandalf and the dwarves.
#27 - putridgrim (01/09/2013) [-]
If I were a giant Eagle and they asked me to fly them to Mordor Id tell em to **** off anyway
User avatar #18 - eternalcorn (01/09/2013) [-]
i dont know giant ******* eagles flying into mordor would have been a bit too obvious
#6 - karvarausku (01/08/2013) [-]
mfw when I saw those comments below

(the joke... the guy says "actually actually" almost every time he starts sentence)
User avatar #26 - Gardevoir (01/09/2013) [-]
Too bad a Poke-walker can only level up your Pokemon one time until you switch it out for another Pokemon or take it off of the Poke-walker and then put it back on.
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