seconed!
inb4 im just like em.
its been my gamertag since i first touched a computer.

Not all Norwegians is as butthurt as this guy.

you do realise its a quote from batman right?

"Most girls are..."
"Most guys are..."

This is bullshit.
"People in general are brainwashed, idiotic sheep" - What are you basing this on? "HURR PEOPLE ARE VOTING FOR DEMOCRACY THEY R STUPED DURR"

We are a well functional, efficient democracy. Allow people to act the way they want.

People are poor and unproductive?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28PPP%29_per_hour_worked

We are the most productive country in the fucking world. We've got one of the lowest poverty rates in the fucking world. What more do you want?

The educational system is flawed indeed, but it's not most horrible. Zimbabwe has a horrible educational system. Ours is good, but improvable.

Our prisons are used for rehabilitation, not punishment. And it has been proven to work. It reduces the criminal recidivism. A lot. I'd rather have former criminals be put to use than to rot away in jail.

We got a lot of things "for free" because of our oil. We can now live perfectly well without it. You do realize, that we only use maximum 4% of the money we make of it in shares, bonds and property?

...I'm sorry, but the only thing I can really focus on here is how classy that cat looks in a tie.
You have good points though.

That is indeed true. Some cat's also look classy with bowties. Like this one.

"cat's"

wtf brain

argue on viking brother. use the statistics as your sword

Let me rephrase that last one. We only spend maximum 4% of the income we get from shares, bonds, property etc. a year in the state budget.

Dutchfag here, been living in Norway the past decade. You are right, I have seen it every winter. Damn Norfags crying and moaning about the snow and cold temperatures. For me, lots of snow and the extreme cold is one of the best parts of living in Norway.

Also norwegianfag. Inherred solved that problem a long time ago. The swagfags were about to take over when we somehow pushed them back. Now under 30% of us are like that. Most of those are under 15 and will bore from nincompoopery before it spreads. I'd say that makes us the winning team, dunnit'?

It's because you guys know how to pick your governmental officials better than we do. You never hear "oh did you hear about the scandal with the Norwegian Prime Minister?" meanwhile France and Italy are off swingin their dicks around and shit. Scandinavia is classy with a little side of viking.

You remind me of this girl, it seems you've been listening too much to Anonymous

We're not saying you're perfect, we're saying you're better than us. Not everyone can be asian.

I get whatchu sayin' bro.

Im from Denmark, why the fuck would we appreciate our history, the romans didnt even want to come up here because they thought we were too far behind. We didnt do jack shit in wars either. And about the ''smart'' people here, i agree to some extent, im in a private school so most people are fine for FJ standards.

Sorry for any grammer mistakes, i always been a math person.

Plus, most of our time the last 600 years we've been occupied by you guys and Swedes.

Virke for mæ som du e en liten hipster emo yo.

I'm from Bergen, whereas my dialect is not near bokmål at all, but I manage to spell properly nevertheless.

Åja, du er bergenser. Det forklarer hvorfor du klager på alt.

no you dont, you all pronounce R wrong (lol bææærgen)

Lol, konkluder med at æ e dum fordi æ skriv på dialekt, oversette det for å få backing av andre overlegent smarte som kan engelsk grammatikk. Du e bare en liten kid som nettop har skjønt at media e fucka, å no vil du vær en edgy teenage rebel revolusjonær som ska ''stick it to the man''. Bare at du tørs itj å gjør nå irl, bare bak internett maska di :D ANON IS LEGION WE DO NOT FORGIVE

pic: Trynet ditt hver gang nånn ser dæ i øyan

Du feila på inngangskommentaren men comebackbacken va brilliant =D


*You failed with the original comment but this comeback-back was just brilliant =D*

Å ikke klare å skrive er bare en av grunnene til at jeg konkluderer at du er dum. Jeg er riktig nok ung, og har blitt opplyst om ting for ikke så alt for mange år siden, med det spiller nada rolle. Jeg vil hverken være "teenage rebel" eller revolusjonær på noen som helst måte, simpelt vil jeg bare kvitte meg med tidligere feilede og mangelfulle systemer.

For det første så hadd itj du nå som helst problem med å skjønn ka æ skreiv, og det tyde på at æ kan å skriv. For det andre ane du itj kor heldig du e.

Jeg aner godt hvor heldig jeg er. Jeg er født i en høyere middelklasse, i et av de mest velfungerende, litenødende landene i verden. Jeg kunne klart meg selv godt om jeg ville, men det hindrer meg ikke fra visjonen om å hjelpe andre.

Flytt te en plass der det trengs hjelp da vel.

Det trengs hjelp overalt. Jeg snakker om fremtiden til selve menneskearten fremfor individer.

Ait, lykke te med å skap et eget samfunn.

lol :)

aner ikkje hva du snakker om.

"don't know what you're talking about."

That's because you're just as moronic as the ones I'm talking about.

fuck always forget that sarcasm dosen't work in textformat, anyway what i mean't is that not all of them are like that there are people that are proud of their history like the people here on the like in bergen there are people who has a thing called "bjørgvins marknad" witch is basically people that go and live like the vikings for a weekend, adn much more like plays of harald hårfagre, but i won't disagree with you cause i know that people are stupid. (btw i can't write any good because im dyslexic)

Ah, pardon my misunderstanding. I know what you mean. And yes, I do know there still are a few honorable and intelligent people in the country left, but they don't get as much attention as the rest of the dumbfucks, because that's not what media thinks is "cool." Don't worry about your spelling, I can understand it if you're dyslexic.

Swefag here i guess, and i completely agree with you, but the intelligent people aren't seen as much as the swagfags and yes our cultural heritage (how awesome it may be) is shamefully umm i don't have a good word for it i'm just gonna say forgotten

Precisely, my friend. Of course I don't look away from the fact that Scandinavia contains several enlightened people, as well. But those are the ones like us. They're often "gamers/lurkers" and don't really get the chance to open up their intelligence and their true potentials, because what's "popular" and "cool" is being stupid and effeminate.

Indeed! but my intelligence is not opened up because i'm a lazy fuck. But several "intelligent" people in my class for example are just brown noses, that's something i hate about sweden atleast, asskissing

Same here. Going to admit it, I often put on a "mainstream mask" when I'm outside or at school. I've just flowed with the stream for a very long time, but recently I've gotten more idealistic. I've laid plans for the gathering of enlightened people in the future, for perhaps starting the establishment for a new society. But that's currently just dreams and ideas. There's not much I can do at the moment, unfortunately, I'm just a high school student.

Do norway and sweden have the same kind of school system?

I believe so, yeah. Does it suck dick in Sweden, as well?

Yup, but there's a gender issue in my school, the good litle girls get higher grades for doing just as much as a guy, but i guess when i get into working everything will even out

Hmm, yeah, I think I recognize some of these problems from ungdomskolen. The educational system is flawed in Scandinavia, as well as pretty much everywhere else. Except from Finland, I've heard, is doing a pretty good job on that, though its definitely not yet perfect. The reason for the suckyness of education is because of mainstream capitalism, like usual, I believe.

How does capitalism come into this

Our schools are flawed because our governments care about profits. Everything is systematical, and does not focus on the students' actual intelligence and progress. Everything has to be profitable, and as least costy as possible. In a resource-based economy this wouldn't be a problem at all.

Well the schools in sweden atleast barely gets any money at all... capatalists

Exactly. Same in Norway, the government throws in money on schools, without even considering what the fuck they're doing. If you're gonna try to improve something, at least try to think logically. But I guess that's kinda hard when the whole culture nowadays is based on being dumb and careless.

Quite