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Absolutely 324.87% OC I promise I'm not lying.

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#30 - 4chan refugee (01/08/2013) [-]
It says the condoms are unlimited. Just take them and nothing else. Build a house out of condoms, construct a condom fishing rod, strangle animals with condoms. By the time you are rescued you could have a giant ******* mansion just built out of condoms.
#6 - yourafaggotharry (01/07/2013) [-]
This is amazing!
This is amazing!
#28 - runelh (01/08/2013) [-]
Bro - We can survive together
Hatchet - Can get wood. Can make tons of **** out of wood.
Stationary - Can be used for medical reasons, creating map, writing **** down that is important to survival, etc.
Medical kit - If someone gets hurt, of course.
#13 - paintplayer (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ugly bitch, Hunting rifle, Football, Shelter, Treasure.   
   
Escape the wreckage of the plane, grab hunting rifle. Fat bitch climbs out and says, "Wow, I guess it's just you and me."    
   
"No it isn't." Put a bullet in her brain.    
   
Grab the rifle, any small sharp or useful bits of metal from the plane debris, and the football, and follow a trail of coins to the chest, which is situated nicely in front of a shelter. Stow it away and hunt for food/set up camp. Survive by hunting, fishing, and gathering using the rifle and whatever skills I learned from watching survival shows on TV. Draw a face on the football with bird 						****					 and berry juice, name it Jonathan and talk to it often.    
   
If I survive the 20 years, I'll return to civilization a rich psychopath whose only friend is a football and I'll spend the rest of my life in my mansion muttering to Jonathan about the good old days.   
   
Gif: how I will catch birds for eating.
Ugly bitch, Hunting rifle, Football, Shelter, Treasure.

Escape the wreckage of the plane, grab hunting rifle. Fat bitch climbs out and says, "Wow, I guess it's just you and me."

"No it isn't." Put a bullet in her brain.

Grab the rifle, any small sharp or useful bits of metal from the plane debris, and the football, and follow a trail of coins to the chest, which is situated nicely in front of a shelter. Stow it away and hunt for food/set up camp. Survive by hunting, fishing, and gathering using the rifle and whatever skills I learned from watching survival shows on TV. Draw a face on the football with bird **** and berry juice, name it Jonathan and talk to it often.

If I survive the 20 years, I'll return to civilization a rich psychopath whose only friend is a football and I'll spend the rest of my life in my mansion muttering to Jonathan about the good old days.

Gif: how I will catch birds for eating.
#52 - 4chan refugee (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
loli-9
nothing
nothing
nothing
nothing

I don't want to be rescued. I just want to **** my loli to the end.
User avatar #34 - fxtom (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hipster
Hatchet
Weed
Leave early
Treasure

Make a shelter using the hatchet to gather wood and food, collect the treasure, get high and bang the hipster. she gets prego, leave early, leave her behind.
Return to civilisation as a rich 32 year old. Profit
User avatar #22 - freshtoaster (01/08/2013) [-]
Weed x4... :3
#12 - disiple (01/07/2013) [-]
Hipster
Hachet
Stationary (I love drawing, also I could write a book or some **** )
Condoms
Treasure

I wouldn't want to leave early if I can have $18.1 million with me. Also I'ill be just 36 when I leave, still a lot of life in front of me.
User avatar #8 - drastronomy (01/07/2013) [-]
hipster
hatchet
old ass radio or stationery - depends on whether i can communicate with it or not
perk 1 - medical kit
perk 2 - dog
i am pretty sure i can make a ******* fishing rod, anyway...


User avatar #4 - eltardo (01/07/2013) [-]
Hipster, fishing equipment, stationery, condoms, no snakes and spiders. cool stuff, made me waste some time :D
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#38 - 4chan refugee (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
no one - 3 points
fishing equipment and knife - 6 points
Stationary - 4 points
pre- built hut - 8 points
dog - 4 points

cost 25 points
3 points left
User avatar #37 - badboywantsu (01/08/2013) [-]
loli - 9
fishing+knife - 6
football - 0
leave early - 4
treasure - 4
=23
heck she could be a tom boy, i'm a hunter and fish regularly, but want to retire and live a good life after too
User avatar #35 - worldatarms (01/08/2013) [-]
Hipster- 6 points
Fishing equipment a knife- 6 points
Old radio- 2 points
Leave early- 4 points
Dog- 4 points

and 2 points left to spare
#31 - bigmanblue (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
loli
fishing equip+knife
ipod
condoms
no spiders/snakes
User avatar #27 - iknowimawesome ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
hipster
fishing/knife
weed
no snakes
dog

25 points... uhh.... drop the dog
#25 - 4chan refugee (01/08/2013) [-]
******** a knife can't chop wood.
User avatar #9 - theangryrussian (01/07/2013) [-]
1. bro
2. fishing equipment and knife (in the picture it looks like a buck knife, can be useful for cutting thin branches) cause I know my fishing
3. radio (can't miss Dogg's Howlin' Blues at 10)
perk 1. blank
perk 2. no spiders (snakes are fine with me)
User avatar #7 - dearleader (01/07/2013) [-]
not a single personal item on there that I want
User avatar #1 - gimmequads **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
Loli, Hatchet, ipod and condoms, Oh yes.
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