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This Blood Lamp doesn' t look that bloody, but
the tardy you turn it on eon be considered
gruesome. It only works once, ond you need to
add of o drop of your blood to activate it! The
idea is to shop and think obout how badly you
need light before you use it. Designer Mike
Thompson created the lamp in order to draw
attention to how much energy we waste.
Whot I think:

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Submitted:	01/07/2013

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#163 - mattdoggy (01/08/2013) [-]

>build and wear a vest filled with this stuff
>stretch a cable between two buildings in an alley
>attach lights to the edges of the buildings at the top pointing down
>rent huge industrial fans and place them in the windows of the buildings pointing to the alley below
>set huge speakers to play the noises that the tripods made in war of the worlds
>buy extremely strong powered wench and rig it into a harness i can wear under my clothes
>dress in weird clothes and a tinfoil hat
>hang out in this dark alley
>lure some gang thing into the alley
>go get in a fight with the gang
>try to act as weird as possible
>tell them strange things like "you will regret such actions when the armada arrives"
>one of them stabs me
>worth it
>this glowing liquid flows out of me
>talk into my watch
>"this is skleebax, the humans have been deemed unworthy, send the destroyers"
>they stand their confused when i start it
>i kneel down and hit the switch
>the lights, fans, and wench all start going at once
>i fly into the sky as they are blinded and disoriented by gusts of wind and deafening sounds
>i then shut it off when i make it on the roof
>assuming that any were brave enough not to run away all that's left is a strange glowing puddle
>they assume that they have somehow doomed their planet by shanking an alien and that they will die soon
>enjoy seeing them acting crazy on the evening news warning of aliens

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#243 to #163 - mrdrpage (01/08/2013) [-]

>Gets shot before making it to the alley
YFW

#219 to #163 - carlsagouin (01/08/2013) [-]

"This is skleebax"

#214 to #163 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]

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#179 to #163 - laky (01/08/2013) [-]

Brilliant story

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#177 to #163 - notstill (01/08/2013) [-]

yes

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#180 to #163 - badasstoaster (01/08/2013) [-]

Did you die after it?

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#82 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [-]

Did this guy just save the world with vaginal secretion?

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#92 to #82 - taintedangel (01/07/2013) [-]

And that's the second time vaginal secretion saved my life... but that's a story for another time.

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#18 - robertolee (01/07/2013) [-]

And to you Frodo, I give you the light of our most precious star..

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#21 to #18 - sidathon (01/07/2013) [-]

#26 to #21 - robertolee (01/07/2013) [-]

I try

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#257 - oneeyedfreak (01/08/2013) [-]

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#6 - julesv (01/07/2013) [-]

Imagine the buckets of blood given at computers working like this.

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#7 to #6 - brawlman (01/07/2013) [-]

we would all be on life-support

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#9 to #7 - mads (01/07/2013) [-]

WHICH RUN ON BLOOD!

#87 to #7 - fuckdisshit (01/07/2013) [-]

the amount of serial killers/animal harmers would rise a lot..

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#95 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/08/2013) [-]

"Can only be used once"
Unless you pour the liquid into separate containers.
Then, 1 lamp could be used several times.

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#101 to #95 - ShaunG (01/08/2013) [-]

Ironically, the designer was being wasteful by claiming that it can only be used once.

Ha.

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#90 - isus (01/07/2013) [-]

"I'd use this lamp, but I kinda like it dark..."

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#68 - denonymous (01/07/2013) [-]

a girl can tie this to her crotch and when she starts her period, the light will turn on and her vagina will get an idea.

#265 to #68 - kesolukt (01/08/2013) [-]

I love you

#73 to #68 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]

by god, you could actually find out if she was making a lame excuse to not have sex

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#148 - ofmiceandmen (01/08/2013) [-]

Anyone know what exactly this is made of and if it would be safe to inject into the body?

Glowing veins would look pretty sweet.

#168 to #148 - chaoscustoms (01/08/2013) [-]

tis would indeed be awesome.

#154 to #148 - bambambaby (01/08/2013) [-]

Fenris would disagree with you.

Anyone? Anyone?

I'm so alone.

#174 to #154 - imlost ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]

epic i love fenris <

#167 to #154 - chaoscustoms (01/08/2013) [-]

If you are referring to dragon age 2 then you are not alone.

#172 to #154 - dracory (01/08/2013) [-]

still i thought they were burnned into his skin

#203 to #172 - bambambaby (01/08/2013) [-]

More like etched, but yes, you're right.

#208 to #203 - dracory (01/08/2013) [-]

so it's a tatoo made of lirium

#213 to #208 - bambambaby (01/08/2013) [-]

More or less, yes.

#170 to #154 - dracory (01/08/2013) [-]

never alone friend

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#171 to #148 - sumosquash (01/08/2013) [-]

it's most likely luminol, used in forensic investigations to detect blood. if you inject luminol into your veins, you'd most likely recieve a horrendous migraine as your heart shuts down from the toxic fluid you just hardlined into your body.