Blood lamp

Imagine the buckets of blood given at computers working like this.

Did this guy just save the world with vaginal secretion?

And to you Frodo, I give you the light of our most precious star..

>build and wear a vest filled with this stuff
>stretch a cable between two buildings in an alley
>attach lights to the edges of the buildings at the top pointing down
>rent huge industrial fans and place them in the windows of the buildings pointing to the alley below
>set huge speakers to play the noises that the tripods made in war of the worlds
>buy extremely strong powered wench and rig it into a harness i can wear under my clothes
>dress in weird clothes and a tinfoil hat
>hang out in this dark alley
>lure some gang thing into the alley
>go get in a fight with the gang
>try to act as weird as possible
>tell them strange things like "you will regret such actions when the armada arrives"
>one of them stabs me
>worth it
>this glowing liquid flows out of me
>talk into my watch
>"this is skleebax, the humans have been deemed unworthy, send the destroyers"
>they stand their confused when i start it
>i kneel down and hit the switch
>the lights, fans, and wench all start going at once
>i fly into the sky as they are blinded and disoriented by gusts of wind and deafening sounds
>i then shut it off when i make it on the roof
>assuming that any were brave enough not to run away all that's left is a strange glowing puddle
>they assume that they have somehow doomed their planet by shanking an alien and that they will die soon
>enjoy seeing them acting crazy on the evening news warning of aliens

Do it work against giant spiders?

"I'd use this lamp, but I kinda like it dark..."

i'd totally cut myself to see that shit glow

>Buy a vat of this.
>Get some sort of ritualistic looking bowl as well
>Inform your friends of (insert bullshit ritual here)
>Plan to prove it to them by summoning (Cthulu, powers, Satan, ect)
>Meet in the middle of the woods.
>Surround vat, and have each person donate some blood to the ritual bowl
>Pour it into vat and add other effects (noises, people in costumes, ect)
>Convert your friends to your new religion, and assert yourself as their leader
>??????
>Profit

Who says it has to be your own blood?

a fap lamp could solve the energetic crisis.
get the fuck to work, japan.


and stop reading our fucking minds

FINALLY MY PERIOD IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN NATURAL HAPPENINGS!

MFW

"Can only be used once"
Unless you pour the liquid into separate containers.
Then, 1 lamp could be used several times.

a girl can tie this to her crotch and when she starts her period, the light will turn on and her vagina will get an idea.

Anyone know what exactly this is made of and if it would be safe to inject into the body?

Glowing veins would look pretty sweet.

Or we could just get those faggots from #Cut4bieber

Meanwhile there are people out there dying of blood loss and I'm just sitting here cutting myself so I don't have to masturbate in the dark

no problem