Contradiction. Seems odd.... A blond e walks into a tra n k in N York City a asks fur e Luna n officer. Sh e says sh e' s going to Eu rape on bum n en fur two w
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A blond e walks into a tra n k in N York City a asks fur e Luna n officer. Sh e says sh e' s
going to Eu rape on bum n en fur two weeks a N ems to borrow 5 Si, .
The bankroll same kind , sithis
blonde hands cryer the keys to a new Mercedes Benz ].
Thecat is parked on thescreen in bank, she and
ch ecu out. Th e tra n k agrees to accept e ca r col I agera I fur e Ina n.
The bank' s president and its officers all entry a good laugh at the blond fur using a
5 1 10, 000 Benz as col I aderal against a 5 Si, 000 Ina n.
An em pith e tra n k en to d raye e Benz i nto e tra n k' s u
g rage a pa rks it ere. Two weeks later, e blond e redu rm, repays e 5 Si, 000 a
e interest, which com es to 5 1 5. 41.
Th e Ina n officer says, "Miss, we a re yew h a pm to h aye h ad yam r bum n en, a this
tra has worked out yew nicely, but we are a little puzzled. Phillypu were
away, yam out and Found Watyou are a multimillionaire.
at puzzles us is, why would yam both er to borrow 5 Si, ?"
The blonde replies, " ere else in New York City can I park my Carfare two weeks fur
Al and expect it to be ere en I redu P"
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Submitted: 01/07/2013
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User avatar #1 - desuforeverlulz (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This didn't start as a blonde joke... it used to be a guy, and he drove a Ferrari.
#3 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm not laughing...
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