Brandon So today Iwas delivering pizza on this mad in the
middle of nowhere, so its deathly quiet. I pull up to the house and I
up to the deer and knock on it, and after I kneck I start to feel very
gassy. The person, and elderly lady, epins the deer. and takes the
pizza and starts getting my maney ready (story continues)
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reaching critical mass. Se she hands me my money and times the
deer. I turned amend and couldn' t wait any longer " I just let it
rip, Now, words. really dent do this fart justice. My cheeks
bleeded ewe like a spring flower, and I let faith a mighty trump,
the likes of which mule make gods shake in fear. rm hanging
ente the railing fer dear life, as swollen intestines forcefully
deflate. causing my ass hams to thunderously applaud tegether.
The weeden porch shook and vibrated beneath me, putting any
ricer‘ s suttee/ itoilet shame, As the last of the noxious air
blasted out mi me. I was filled with a wandrous sense of relief, and
audit: - sighed with a high pitched orgasmic , like
Harry en the terlet in Dumb E: Dumber.
Jillete Branden Meanwhile. the pressure In my bowels is
Then I turned amend, a proud smile beaming en my face, and
saw the elderly lady, tween in terror at the . Her hand
was : hed with a couple dollars, apparently she tempt to
the me. Heehaw was can the around, She was completely
motionless minus the tears I saw welling up In her eyes. A dog
howls In the distance.
Nat knowing what else ta do, Must said, "Have a nice day!" And
skipped w my car.
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