peppers

when i was a young boy in the himalayan mountains my father used to bring me a dildo from work each day.... i used to fuck the shit out of said dildoes, until one day, upon returning from work, my father did not present me with the usual phallus; on this day, he had come home with a metre long bar of metal, one that even the most trained anuses in the himalayan mountains would not be able to handle... i looked at it in all of its tenacity and promised myself that one day, whether it be today, tomorrow, or the day i die, i will fill the metaphorical cavern that is my anus with the hard shaft of the iron pole. every day i trained my asshole, starting with the regular 2-inch dildos that my dad had presented me with earlier, gradually moving onto bigger, more fierce poles until my asshole was stretched out for the ultimate challenge. the training grew more intense... i gathered various vegetables from my mother's crops; carrots, corn, asparagus, celery, anythign to prepare my fierce asshole for the greatest moment of my life; for the ultimate challenge. one winter, however, the crops started to die, and i could not continue my training. heartbroken, i walked home, trying not to choke back the tears left behind by broken dreams and fallen aspirations. a fairy came to me in my sorrow and asked me of my troubles, to which i responded, my anal capacities can no longer be exceeded, for the crops are dying. understanding my troubles, the fairy proceeded to cease the harsh cold; and with that, my mother's dildo farm had been fully restored. before i could thank the fairy, she had disappeared into the night. years later, after completing my training, it was time: I extracted the dildo from my sacred hiding place, and proceeded to lubricate with my tears of joy... 1 meter of pure agony was no longer one meter of pure agony... it was one meter of pride and joy; the overwhelming feeling of success. i rested my battle-weary eyes and cried; not a sorrowful cry, but a cry of beauty.

Search "Green Peppers" on google. A load of un-watermarked bell peppers, green, sliced and whole... Easy as fuck to come by... :)