peppers. Apparently, un-watermarked images of peppers are hard to come by. When I was a wee lad, I used to cut up peppers into slices and then pretend they were
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Apparently, un-watermarked images of peppers are hard to come by

When I was a wee lad, I used to cut up peppers into
slices and then pretend they were ships at sea. I' d
swim them around in the air and bring them towards
my mouth, whereas I would pretend I was a giant
kraken creature and clamp onto them with my
the cries of the poor pepper
sailors as I finished off their dilapidated pepper ship.
I still hear their cries.
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#7 - dessert (01/07/2013) [-]
I was a doctor on that ship. You ******* monster.
User avatar #3 - lockstin (01/07/2013) [-]
i pretended cheetos were clubs used by cavemen against me, the giant t rex.
#6 - epicextreme (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw when content, then dat description
mfw when content, then dat description
#20 - lalalandpriest (01/08/2013) [-]
should i be worried?
#12 - algorath ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**algorath rolled a random image posted in comment #2387142 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Massive urge for peppers now
**algorath rolled a random image posted in comment #2387142 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Massive urge for peppers now
User avatar #22 - lanstar (01/08/2013) [-]
aw look at op
swallowin seamen since he was a wee lad
#37 - douchebuttt (01/08/2013) [-]
His dads face when he walks into the room just as his child is doing such things.
#30 - tdogggg (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i used to smash goldfish together and which ever one that got crushed i ate....it was kind of like a tournament only everyone died cuz i was hungry.
i used to smash goldfish together and which ever one that got crushed i ate....it was kind of like a tournament only everyone died cuz i was hungry.
#19 - mattymattwithahat (01/08/2013) [-]
Back in 3rd grade we wrote a song called 'Pepper the Sailor'.    
   
Coincidence? No.   
<random gif for your troubles.
Back in 3rd grade we wrote a song called 'Pepper the Sailor'.

Coincidence? No.
<random gif for your troubles.
User avatar #5 - narutohaukea (01/07/2013) [-]
you sick **** those men had families!
#43 - sublimerule (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Non watermarked pepper image
#36 - heathledgerisagod (01/08/2013) [-]
When I was a kid my mom would buy us these little chocolate people, about the size of a sour patch kid. I would always unwrap the foil slowly, as though I was exposing them naked to the world, torturing them. Then, I would slowly bite off each of the limbs, then the body, and save the head, still smiling, for last. I was a messed up kid...
When I was a kid my mom would buy us these little chocolate people, about the size of a sour patch kid. I would always unwrap the foil slowly, as though I was exposing them naked to the world, torturing them. Then, I would slowly bite off each of the limbs, then the body, and save the head, still smiling, for last. I was a messed up kid...
#25 - AnonymousDonor (01/08/2013) [-]
whenever i eat cheesecake i still pretend that im a giant alien mothership like in independence day and im attacking a whole cheesecake city yano and i dig from one piece straight to the very center like im destroying the very crux of the cheesecake society and sending a message like &quot;look at me im so powerful i destroyed your everything with a single fell swoop of my fork and will continue to hunt down and devour all the rest of you until nothing remains&quot; and then i do   
   
and i always feel like an asshole yano but im not evil im just hungry and it puts me in such a bad position
whenever i eat cheesecake i still pretend that im a giant alien mothership like in independence day and im attacking a whole cheesecake city yano and i dig from one piece straight to the very center like im destroying the very crux of the cheesecake society and sending a message like "look at me im so powerful i destroyed your everything with a single fell swoop of my fork and will continue to hunt down and devour all the rest of you until nothing remains" and then i do

and i always feel like an asshole yano but im not evil im just hungry and it puts me in such a bad position
#51 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
when i was a young boy in the himalayan mountains my father used to bring me a dildo from work each day.... i used to **** the **** out of said dildoes, until one day, upon returning from work, my father did not present me with the usual phallus; on this day, he had come home with a metre long bar of metal, one that even the most trained anuses in the himalayan mountains would not be able to handle... i looked at it in all of its tenacity and promised myself that one day, whether it be today, tomorrow, or the day i die, i will fill the metaphorical cavern that is my anus with the hard shaft of the iron pole. every day i trained my asshole, starting with the regular 2-inch dildos that my dad had presented me with earlier, gradually moving onto bigger, more fierce poles until my asshole was stretched out for the ultimate challenge. the training grew more intense... i gathered various vegetables from my mother's crops; carrots, corn, asparagus, celery, anythign to prepare my fierce asshole for the greatest moment of my life; for the ultimate challenge. one winter, however, the crops started to die, and i could not continue my training. heartbroken, i walked home, trying not to choke back the tears left behind by broken dreams and fallen aspirations. a fairy came to me in my sorrow and asked me of my troubles, to which i responded, my anal capacities can no longer be exceeded, for the crops are dying. understanding my troubles, the fairy proceeded to cease the harsh cold; and with that, my mother's dildo farm had been fully restored. before i could thank the fairy, she had disappeared into the night. years later, after completing my training, it was time: I extracted the dildo from my sacred hiding place, and proceeded to lubricate with my tears of joy... 1 meter of pure agony was no longer one meter of pure agony... it was one meter of pride and joy; the overwhelming feeling of success. i rested my battle-weary eyes and cried; not a sorrowful cry, but a cry of beauty.
#49 - insanemusicfreak (01/08/2013) [-]
You too?
User avatar #48 - slapchoppin (01/08/2013) [-]
when i'm eating pretzels i pretend i'm a giant eating tree trunks
#32 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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I used to pretend I was a Giant and i was ripping trees ( broccoli ) out of the ground and dipping them in the clouds (Ranch Dressing) and then I would drop the tree trunks on the helpless villagers below.
#16 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Search "Green Peppers" on google. A load of un-watermarked bell peppers, green, sliced and whole... Easy as **** to come by... :)
User avatar #2 - rafjar (01/07/2013) [-]
8/10 will try
User avatar #1 - sabdoor (01/07/2013) [-]
Not FP material, but sweet.
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