albert einstine lol. . is weekend' s power outrages made me realize how much we really use electricity every day, . . and lemme tell alot! l " albert Emeline ha
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is weekend' s power outrages made me realize how much we really use electricity
every day, . . and lemme tell alot! l " albert Emeline haul
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#2 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
User avatar #4 to #2 - mrdarp (01/07/2013) [-]
BREAKING NEWS! NOT ONLY CAN ASIANS READ MINDS BUT MEXICANS CAN TELEPORT

Studies have shown that mexican genetics can allow them to teleport. Notice their sunburn. The number one sign of time travel.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MEXICAN CLONING AND TELEPORTATION. WE CAN NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
User avatar #8 - defeats (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lol it's sad that people don't give Abraham Lincoln the appreciation he deserves...
What a dumbass.
#53 - mookiez (01/08/2013) [-]
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******* bitch, this Man is My hero.
#34 - liljxxx (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - kingpongthedon (01/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
In my state, up to 70% of our electricity is derived from nuclear sources (e=mc2). That's just the most obvious way, but his works have advanced electrical theory, even more than Tesla or Faraday (though AC current is the single most important factor for grid transmission). But as far as the production and behavior of electricity, Einstein's work blows everybody else's out of the water. We couldn't begin to approach the power we have today without Einstein's work on electron behavior.

...Though I'm sure she had no knowledge of any of this.
#35 to #33 - kingpongthedon (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, that's the expanded form, however:
A. Most people don't take advanced physics and wouldn't recognize the equation in that form.
B. For the production of nuclear energy, we assume 0 momentum, so it simplifies to e=mc2.
C. Quit trying to be smart on the internet, nobody gives a ****
D. Go eat a bag of dicks.
#52 - pasiusquotum (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Find this individuals parents, OP. Once you have located them, give them a visit. Once they have gained your trust, kill them. Separate their limbs and send them individually to this person's house, every other week from an anonymous location; each location different from the next.
User avatar #36 - PubLandlord (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
surely she should be saying thank you to God, since God invented electricity.

Sheesh what a berk
#43 to #39 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
edison haranssed it in a battery DC voltage, Tessla is the true genius behind the electric we use in our homes AC.
#20 - haloforlife (01/07/2013) [-]
>Thankyouuuuuu Albert Eisenstein LOL   
>Albert Eisenstein LOL   
>Albert Eisenstein
>Thankyouuuuuu Albert Eisenstein LOL
>Albert Eisenstein LOL
>Albert Eisenstein
User avatar #14 - littleoctavia (01/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Dumbass, it was George Washington who invented electricity.
#24 to #22 - justtocomment (01/07/2013) [-]
******* retard. It was Jesus. My gardener.
User avatar #61 - maxismahname (01/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
dumb retard. she should learn history and about stephen hawking.
User avatar #68 to #65 - moxmortuus (01/08/2013) [-]
Or Tesla
#60 - warlockrichard (01/08/2013) [-]
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#31 - downstreamlife (01/08/2013) [-]
her only hope
User avatar #7 - taintedangel (01/07/2013) [-]
The stupid - It burns!!!!
User avatar #56 - pepemex (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, Albert Einstine, one of the greatest geniuses of this generation of this decade
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