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Response from prof:
Dear Michael.
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Every year l attempt to boost my students' final
grades by giving them this relatively simple exam
consisting of 100 True/ False questions from only 3
chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I
have taught Intro Communications lol at this
institution l have never once seen someone score
below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score
of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought
the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (Tru e)
and B (False). You chose C for all loo questions in
an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a
quarter of the answers. ' s as ffyou didn' t look at a
single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final
grade in this class to failing. See you next yead
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
RS. Wall else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C