Europe. . short in Europe ?. Fuck those things. Amerifag here, I was staying in Italy over the summer. Very first fucking time I used it it scorched my asshole with lava water. I was waddli
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#13 - cocoapaws has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 to #13 - vivlian (01/07/2013) [-]
what the hell did you think it would taste like? do you think they are filled with soda or something
User avatar #25 - gtk (01/07/2013) [-]
Fuck those things. Amerifag here, I was staying in Italy over the summer. Very first fucking time I used it it scorched my asshole with lava water. I was waddling for days.
User avatar #38 - unhappyface (01/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i live in Europe and i have never seen a bidet
User avatar #26 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I love bidets 'cause they actually clean your ass instead of just smearing shit all over like toilet paper
#37 - mallet has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #39 to #37 - zeldapronmaster (01/07/2013) [-]
#122 - fleszar (01/07/2013) [-]
**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at HE GONE AND DIED ** my ass used to drink from that fountain

my ass's face when
User avatar #29 - desuforeverlulz (01/07/2013) [-]
Something you don't wanna do when traveling: make an ass of yourself.
#46 - wertq (01/07/2013) [-]
#91 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)

When I was about eleven years old, I visited my grandparents house in the Netherlands. I had, at that time, never seen a bidet before, and neither had my cousin who had flown in from the U.S(I flew in from Brazil). Being two little retarded pre-teens with more curiosity than brains, we started messing around with the bidet in an attempt to figure out what it did. We toyed with it for about an hour, but then we said fuck it, gave up, and left it alone.

About two hours later, my cousin had to take a massive shit. He ran past me and made a beeline to the bathroom. Now, to give a bit of context, the toilet always clogged at my grandparents place so we were a bit hesitant to use it. Regardless, I hear from outside the most ungodly set of splashes that ever reached my ears. Inside, a trumpet band was going off and River Stix was being unleashed simultaneously. Even from outside the door, the stench reached my nose and made a deadly path to my brain. I nearly passed out, but I could hear him from inside calling for help.
Half an hour later, his parents and my sister arrive back at the house. They can smell it from downstairs. We all rush upwards, convince my cousin to open the door, and walk into hell itself.
He took a shit in the bidet. A dirty, wet, slimy shit which flowed through the bidet on all sides and was too much for the poor device to handle. My cousin was standing there with this guilty look on his face, but things only became worse when my sister threw up on the floor.
For the rest of the day, I watched my uncle and aunt clean up feces and vomit. It was glorious.

tl;dr my cousin is a retard.
#18 - ascendedwings (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
#114 - DrollHumor ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Europeans' FW
Europeans' FW
#59 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If anybody is wondering, the original use of a bidet, is wash your butt before take a dump.
P.S.: almost nobody use it.
#63 to #59 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
...Why before?
User avatar #132 - Grom (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
in some middle eastern countries, and some african, they don't use either. they shit in a hole and use a high powered hose to blast the shit out their crack (not even joking)
#64 - thesuperhanz (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
it's the kiddie toilet obviously
User avatar #41 - sodapops (01/07/2013) [-]
Suddenly I got an idea for a bidet with super mega-turbo jetstream. Surprise enema!
#184 - sierramistfourteen (01/07/2013) [-]
HFW she realizes what it actually is
HFW she realizes what it actually is
#44 - patofeliz (01/07/2013) [-]
The thing I most missed during my trip to Europe was probably my bidet.

I felt dirty after shitting...
#9 - HIMTheSixSixSix (01/06/2013) [-]
I feel like this is how people who know what those are actually used for are feeling
#213 - supermanofapps (01/07/2013) [-]
the... the toilet paper...
its beautiful
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