Europe. . short in Europe ?. those things. Amerifag here, I was staying in Italy over the summer. Very first time I used it it scorched my asshole with lava water. I was waddling for days. Europe short in ? those things Amerifag here I was staying Italy over the summer Very first time used it scorched my asshole with lava water waddling for days
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - cocoapaws
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User avatar #15 to #13 - vivlian
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what the hell did you think it would taste like? do you think they are filled with soda or something
User avatar #25 - gtk
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**** those things. Amerifag here, I was staying in Italy over the summer. Very first ******* time I used it it scorched my asshole with lava water. I was waddling for days.
User avatar #38 - unhappyface
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i live in Europe and i have never seen a bidet
#42 to #38 - myrrdhin
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Only one i've ever seen is the one in my uncles and aunts bathroom o.o
#43 to #38 - anon id: 82696731
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i live in america and my grandmother has had a bidet for like the last 10 years.

i must admit though as children that strange device puzzled us for a good time
#89 to #38 - anon id: b0942a40
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I've only seen them when I go on vacation to France but even there they're not in every house.
#192 to #89 - flada
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First (and last) time i visited a restaurant in France, they had these huge holes in the ground where you're supposed to take a crap or something. **** was nasty.
User avatar #222 to #38 - dontshoot
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they're in prevent in italy
User avatar #40 to #38 - cinematicbrix
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ikr
#60 to #40 - anon id: cfa762b5
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from the uk, don't see the point in this

toilet paper or if out of toilet paper use hand why go for the inbetween?
#47 to #38 - barehype
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I'm in UK and we've got one in our bathroom, not sure why thought my dad never decided to sort the plumbing out for it. So yeah I just think we like to pretend to be middle class
User avatar #26 - abesimpson
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I love bidets 'cause they actually clean your ass instead of just smearing **** all over like toilet paper
#27 to #26 - anon id: 2074e5bc
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My deepest secret is that I use baby wipes instead of toilet paper. It makes my ass nice and clean and it's a lot easier. Everyone should use them.
#28 to #27 - xjessicaxrabbitx
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They actually make flushable moist wipes.
#124 to #26 - anon id: 3ac78008
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Think about it as a pencil eraser. It doesn't get rid of the paper's germs but it rubs that **** on the paper until it all smears off.
User avatar #125 to #124 - abesimpson
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And the litty bits of eraser smeared on the paper are like the dingleberries?
#52 to #26 - ackbobthedead
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If that's what happens when you wipe with Toilet paper, you're doing it very wrong.
#58 to #52 - abesimpson
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Toilet paper just gives you a false sense of hygene, when really it's like spreading cement on a brick. If your asshole itches sometimes then don't come complaining.

<--- Just in case you need to visualize


I feel like a bidet salesmen, eww
#62 to #58 - ackbobthedead
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If you use it correctly, it'll get you clean.
User avatar #80 to #62 - abesimpson
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Then why wash our hands with water at all? we could just wipe our hands with toilet paper!

> get pee (or ****?) on hands = wash with water
> get **** on ass = clean with paper
> logic?



(my last post, what started as a joke is starting to look like a stupid argument, and I don't come here to tell people how to clean their asses)
#195 to #80 - flada
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There's a slight difference between your hands and your asshole. And by the way, in Finland we use these next to the toilet, it does the same thing as bidet, and it's mor practical.
User avatar #239 to #195 - abesimpson
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the asshole is more prone for an infection (and we all scratch our asses). Since the rectum is highly irrigated and is very absorbant I compared it to washing hands because I believe its just as important to have a freshly clean bum (this is got weird a while ago)


I gotta say those finnish bidee look very practical (i wonder if finnish girls get kinky with it)
#196 to #195 - flada
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oh and it's also called bidee for some reason
#240 to #80 - ackbobthedead
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We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there are lots germs on the toilet handle. XD
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User avatar #39 to #37 - zeldapronmaster
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no.
#122 - fleszar
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**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at HE GONE AND DIED ** my ass used to drink from that fountain



my ass's face when
User avatar #29 - desuforeverlulz
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Something you don't wanna do when traveling: make an ass of yourself.
#46 - wertq
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#18 - ascendedwings
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WTF Isn't that a bidet?
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
#24 to #18 - anonrandom
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I've been waiting to use this.
#36 to #18 - IamTROGDOR
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#59 - anon id: 5545e214
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If anybody is wondering, the original use of a bidet, is wash your butt before take a dump.
P.S.: almost nobody use it.
#70 to #59 - nephritho
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#63 to #59 - gmarrox
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...Why before?