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God Dammit.
made me laugh
Tags: tags are tits
skulli?, alveg Talk to strangers?
Tonya new chatting with a random stranger. Say hit
Hanger: I hate my fucking life!
Yau: no you dent
Yau: you hate your life right now
Stranger: he 22, wore in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Eta mar: my outworkers make fun of me all day
Yau: team the ways at the
She war: and if I told my boss he would probably out my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
are open cause has a cheap bastard
Btrr mar: my any friend is mentally retarded I
Yau: that makes you a wonderful friend "
are met‘. eon all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger: man: leave my home town cause inever teamed have to drive
an nae: plus every time i wt fail my drivers test
Yau: Drivers eel bro
You'. shit works
stranger: and you know what the worst pan Isl? of
Wu: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: i live in a pineapple under the sea.
Yau: god damn it
Tonya new chatting with a random stranger. Say hit
Hanger: I hate my fucking life!
Yau: no you dent
Yau: you hate your life right now
Stranger: he 22, wore in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Eta mar: my outworkers make fun of me all day
Yau: team the ways at the
She war: and if I told my boss he would probably out my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
are open cause has a cheap bastard
Btrr mar: my any friend is mentally retarded I
Yau: that makes you a wonderful friend "
are met‘. eon all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger: man: leave my home town cause inever teamed have to drive
an nae: plus every time i wt fail my drivers test
Yau: Drivers eel bro
You'. shit works
stranger: and you know what the worst pan Isl? of
Wu: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: i live in a pineapple under the sea.
Yau: god damn it
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#15
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animeartlover (01/07/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
i just realized i have the same life as spongebob...That's kinda sad
#44
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slamweiss (01/07/2013) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: but i love you
You: I hate my life
Stranger: <3
Stranger: why?!
You: Im 22, work fast food, and will probably never do better
Stranger: im sure you will. just take intitive and go back to school. then youll be able to do alot more. :*
You: my coworkers make fun of me
Stranger: i get made fun of. always have.
You: and if I complain my boss will cut my already shit pay
You: my only friend is mentally ill
You: I cant leave my town because I never learned to drive
You: I keep taking the driver’s test but fail every time
Stranger: so take it with a smile and say oh really! thats amazing. i learn something new! and you can still learn. study mofo
You: and do you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: what is that?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea!
Stranger: lmao hi spongebob. :b
You: :D
Stranger: i really was thinking of him the whole time...
Stranger: i just wasnt gonna say that.:o i thought itd be mean
You: hi
Stranger: but i love you
You: I hate my life
Stranger: <3
Stranger: why?!
You: Im 22, work fast food, and will probably never do better
Stranger: im sure you will. just take intitive and go back to school. then youll be able to do alot more. :*
You: my coworkers make fun of me
Stranger: i get made fun of. always have.
You: and if I complain my boss will cut my already shit pay
You: my only friend is mentally ill
You: I cant leave my town because I never learned to drive
You: I keep taking the driver’s test but fail every time
Stranger: so take it with a smile and say oh really! thats amazing. i learn something new! and you can still learn. study mofo
You: and do you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: what is that?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea!
Stranger: lmao hi spongebob. :b
You: :D
Stranger: i really was thinking of him the whole time...
Stranger: i just wasnt gonna say that.:o i thought itd be mean
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hey
You: Can I vent for a minute?
You: I really hate my fucking life.
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
You: Okay, well, I live alone with my dog.
You: I have no parents, family, anything.
You: I just go around with my dog all day.
You: I'm the only one of my race around my area.
You: There are a bunch of girls who live around me, and they're all really nice to me
You: There's this one girl who's a few years older than me that I've been crushing on, but she's not interested.
You: I recently started dating this smokin' hot girl, but I never stopped thinking about the other one.
You: My dog's been fucking a horse, and now the horse is pregnant with his puppy baby things.
You: And I'm super nice to all these girls around me, right?
You: But there's this ONE fucking douchebag who keeps trying to kidnap and rape all of them, so it's always up to me to stop them.
You: I swear, these people are tripping on acid 24/7.
You: And you wanna know the worst part?
Stranger: go ahead
You: There's only one time here.
You: Adventure Time.
Stranger: heyy
You: Hey
You: Can I vent for a minute?
You: I really hate my fucking life.
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
You: Okay, well, I live alone with my dog.
You: I have no parents, family, anything.
You: I just go around with my dog all day.
You: I'm the only one of my race around my area.
You: There are a bunch of girls who live around me, and they're all really nice to me
You: There's this one girl who's a few years older than me that I've been crushing on, but she's not interested.
You: I recently started dating this smokin' hot girl, but I never stopped thinking about the other one.
You: My dog's been fucking a horse, and now the horse is pregnant with his puppy baby things.
You: And I'm super nice to all these girls around me, right?
You: But there's this ONE fucking douchebag who keeps trying to kidnap and rape all of them, so it's always up to me to stop them.
You: I swear, these people are tripping on acid 24/7.
You: And you wanna know the worst part?
Stranger: go ahead
You: There's only one time here.
You: Adventure Time.