And the Leader of our Company.... ...Thorin Okenshield.. ....because Gandalf told him that he "could wish for no finer blade"
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And the Leader of our Company...

...Thorin Okenshield

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Submitted: 01/06/2013
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User avatar #4 - fuzzyballs (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
....because Gandalf told him that he "could wish for no finer blade"
#21 - areuserious (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because the sword is named ******* GOBLIN CLEAVER
If I ever encountered a sword called Goblin Cleaver I would use it too.
>Goblin Kings face when
#9 - vladcobhc (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - kraetyz (01/06/2013) [-]
He didn't want to initially. Gandalf made him rethink, because dat sum nice blade.
#15 - snerus (01/07/2013) [-]
You two should compare notes.
#3 - avengersassemble ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Thorin is such a badass he doesn't  need reasons for his actions
Thorin is such a badass he doesn't need reasons for his actions
User avatar #23 - shunkahawolf (01/07/2013) [-]
after gandalf told him he would be a fool if he refused it and that he couldnt ask for a better blade
User avatar #14 - bitchimflawless (01/07/2013) [-]
But he didn't want to use it. Gandalf convinced him.
User avatar #22 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2013) [-]
3 words, free ******* sword
User avatar #29 - lyiat ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Its a high elven Gondolin blade, not some ruddy elven butter knife. Its nigh on par with Narsil. He was about to throw it away, but he trusts Gandalf's word enough to keep it.
User avatar #20 - supamonkey (01/07/2013) [-]
You have to wonder if he thought:
"An Elvish blade? I'll show them it will take a Dwarf to use it properly!"
User avatar #16 - asasqw (01/07/2013) [-]
If you acquired a million dollars from 9gag you wouldn't refuse since it was 9gag you would just be kickass with 1,000,000
User avatar #31 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wonder what Thorin would say to Gimli's friendship with Legolas
User avatar #33 to #32 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
They're still the bestest friends in the whole of middle earth.. He wins in kill count, but that elf won the drinking contest, so i suppose they're even
User avatar #28 - weirdoo (01/07/2013) [-]
It wasn't just ANY elvish blade, it was forged in Gondolin.
User avatar #18 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [-]
I hate Nazis I still drive a Volkswagen.
#39 - ultimoz (01/07/2013) [-]
After some persuasion from Gandalf
After some persuasion from Gandalf
User avatar #38 - itrinx (01/07/2013) [-]
Seems like OP didn't watched the movie or fapped at this part in particular.
#13 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2013) [-]
i dont believe a sword is an elf. no reason to not use what isnt something you hate, yeah?
User avatar #10 - Mebeshe (01/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
One of the rules in the drinking game I'm working on is: drink whenever Thorin says something racist.
User avatar #2 - charagrin (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I didn't realize you had to like someone to use their product. guess I can't go to McDonalds anymore because I don't like one of the owners.....
User avatar #6 to #5 - charagrin (01/06/2013) [-]
The principle is the same. You can hate someone(or a race) without hating a product they make.Elves make the best weapons, at least during the First Age, so using a weapon made by them is not hypocritical.
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