And the Leader of our Company.... ...Thorin Okenshield.. ....because Gandalf told him that he "could wish for no finer blade"
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User avatar #4 - fuzzyballs (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
....because Gandalf told him that he "could wish for no finer blade"
#21 - areuserious (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because the sword is named ******* GOBLIN CLEAVER
If I ever encountered a sword called Goblin Cleaver I would use it too.
>Goblin Kings face when
#9 - vladcobhc (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - kraetyz (01/06/2013) [-]
He didn't want to initially. Gandalf made him rethink, because dat sum nice blade.
#15 - snerus (01/07/2013) [-]
You two should compare notes.
#3 - avengersassemble (01/06/2013) [-]
Thorin is such a badass he doesn't  need reasons for his actions
Thorin is such a badass he doesn't need reasons for his actions
User avatar #23 - shunkahawolf (01/07/2013) [-]
after gandalf told him he would be a fool if he refused it and that he couldnt ask for a better blade
User avatar #14 - bitchimflawless (01/07/2013) [-]
But he didn't want to use it. Gandalf convinced him.
User avatar #22 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2013) [-]
3 words, free ******* sword
User avatar #29 - lyiat ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Its a high elven Gondolin blade, not some ruddy elven butter knife. Its nigh on par with Narsil. He was about to throw it away, but he trusts Gandalf's word enough to keep it.
User avatar #20 - supamonkey (01/07/2013) [-]
You have to wonder if he thought:
"An Elvish blade? I'll show them it will take a Dwarf to use it properly!"
User avatar #16 - asasqw (01/07/2013) [-]
If you acquired a million dollars from 9gag you wouldn't refuse since it was 9gag you would just be kickass with 1,000,000
User avatar #31 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wonder what Thorin would say to Gimli's friendship with Legolas
User avatar #33 to #32 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
They're still the bestest friends in the whole of middle earth.. He wins in kill count, but that elf won the drinking contest, so i suppose they're even
User avatar #28 - weirdoo (01/07/2013) [-]
It wasn't just ANY elvish blade, it was forged in Gondolin.
User avatar #18 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [-]
I hate Nazis I still drive a Volkswagen.
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#30 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he has it, the dirty elves don't. I'd rather steal my enemies' property than let them keep it
#26 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
I hate it that they let the elves walk away. That wasn't in the book. I love the elves and now they look like assholes
#24 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
If ******* made a sweet sword I'd still use it.
#19 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
You see that your worst enemy drops 50 bucks on the floor and walks away, do you refuse to pick up the cash simply because he owned it? Nope, you do the logical thing and not make a retarded post about it on a website
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