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#60 - screamingdemon (01/07/2013) [-]
That's pretty much how it feels when people talk down to you in Skyrim.
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#86 to #60 - screamingdemon (01/07/2013) [-]
"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."

Bitch, do you KNOW how I am? I'm the goddamn Dragonborn!
User avatar #93 to #86 - thepandaking (01/07/2013) [-]
and that's when the gamer loses it and finally justifies downloading the killable children mod...
User avatar #66 to #60 - galkawhm ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Do you get the the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't.
#133 to #66 - dabeetus (01/07/2013) [-]
I'll let you know there's no PUSSIEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll let you know there's no PUSSIEEEEEEEEEEE
#44 - monkeybrains (01/07/2013) [-]
Knight's Response.
#81 to #44 - xXDisturbedXx (01/07/2013) [-]
My response
#89 to #44 - tropius (01/07/2013) [-]
Later.
Later.
#94 - thehumor (01/07/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Progenitus!
User avatar #96 to #94 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
I went against it once. **** it to the bowels of hell
User avatar #99 to #96 - thehumor (01/07/2013) [-]
i know guys who run one as their edh generals. They run five color decks (obviously) but went out of their way to get one as their general because it is "the goddamn progenitus" made my day
User avatar #100 to #99 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
my edh is a black/blue control with the ever lovely Xathrid Gorgon as my general
User avatar #101 to #100 - thehumor (01/07/2013) [-]
im new to edh. My general is Ghave, Guru of Spores. I've always been a fan of tokens personally
User avatar #103 to #101 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
Are you going to do anything for Gatecrash? I'm going to choose Simic
User avatar #104 to #103 - thehumor (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh god i don't know. I might as well or maybe boros. I'm not sure yet. Have you seen the spoilers yet?
User avatar #105 to #104 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
I only read the new abilities.
User avatar #107 to #105 - thehumor (01/07/2013) [-]
there are a couple on facebook on their homepage that you can go look at
User avatar #108 to #107 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #112 to #108 - expensiveprice (01/07/2013) [-]
Hey, what're you guys talking about? I think i'd probably be interested.
User avatar #117 to #112 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
The latest expansion for the card game magic the gathering

wiki.mtg salvation. com/article/Gatecrash

wiki.mtg salvation. com/article/Guild
User avatar #120 to #117 - expensiveprice (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. Any advice for me if I decided to start playing soon?
User avatar #121 to #120 - PrismaLowell (01/07/2013) [-]
get a good balance of land and spells together. Go to you local card shop and ask for some lessons. I'm sure that they will be glad to help
User avatar #212 to #121 - expensiveprice (01/15/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#131 to #121 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
Theres a card called door to something or rather i think and it costs the same amount of mama and if you play it you instantly win the game. Cant really see the point in progenitus in comparison
User avatar #152 to #131 - artvandelay (01/07/2013) [-]
Pithing Needle, artifact destruction, Oblivion Ring, and anything that bounces or counters activated abilities (all of which are very common in all game types). Only good answer to the beast is a Metamorph or a wipe.
User avatar #136 to #131 - biograde (01/07/2013) [-]
"door to nothingness", and it is much worse. It costs 5 colorless then the ten mana to activate, and it just kills a player and requires sacrifice (and can be destroyed by artifact removal). Besides, Progenitus only really sees play if someone cheats him in. If you cheat the door in you need to still get ten very specific mana, which by the time you do that you'll probably be dead
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#97 to #94 - smylle (01/07/2013) [-]
there are three people who run sneak n' show at the store i play at... its annoying as **** .
#113 to #94 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
Give him trample and/or vigilance you're set
User avatar #115 to #113 - brytonn (01/07/2013) [-]
Forgot to login
#123 to #115 - jaedi (01/07/2013) [-]
No point in trample, he has protection from everything so nothing can block him.
User avatar #126 to #94 - vishnarg (01/07/2013) [-]
LORD OF THE PIT!!!! Magic players UNITE
#127 to #94 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
Awesome lord of the pit too

http://magiccards (.) info/dvd/en/30.html
#143 to #94 - artvandelay (01/07/2013) [-]
Not sure which art I like more, they are both so good.
User avatar #170 to #144 - leviathanreaper (01/07/2013) [-]
I prefer Novablast Wurm myself.
#166 - gevaudan ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
"What? You just slew a Legendary Dragon?
You, who is the Listener of the Dark Brother-hood, Harbinger of the Companions, Guild-master of the Thieves guild, Arch-mage of Winterfell college, Champion of the Daedra, Dragonborn; Slayer of Lord Volkihar, Miraak and Alduin?
I guess we'll mug you."
#211 to #166 - rustledmyjimmies (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW "Winterfell College"
MFW "Winterfell College"
#20 - baka (01/06/2013) [-]
>Be Solaire of Astora
>Look at the Sun and embrace it's warmth
>Make it all the way to Anor Londo
>Beat Smough and Ornstein with help of a random stranger
>Still looking for my own sun
>Journey to the Demon Ruins
>Make a crown that glows as Incandescent as the Sun itself.
>Show it to that friendly stranger and is killed
>"My own sun...it's fading."
User avatar #23 to #20 - finishhimlarry (01/06/2013) [-]
Aw well, his shield is great for pvp, though.

Also, do you know the lore behind the Ceaseless Discharge?
User avatar #31 to #23 - sovngarde (01/06/2013) [-]
He was Quelaag's brother. When the Lord Souls went crazy, he became a giant flaming...thing, while his siblings became spiderlike.
User avatar #43 to #31 - finishhimlarry (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the way that he isn't permanently hostile unless you take the ragged clothes is because the body he watches over is that of his sister, and when you pick up the clothes from the dead body, he becomes permanently hostile toward you, but only because you desecrated the body of his dead sister who's been dead for years, and he simply loves his sister.
That's what I was talking about.
User avatar #61 to #43 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
I thought the body was his mother? Or was the bed of chaos (aka, the witch of Izalith) his mother? I honestly can't remember. the lore's too damn deep!
User avatar #65 to #61 - finishhimlarry (01/07/2013) [-]
Also, when the Ceaseless discharge was mutated and created from the witch trying to recreate the first flame, the son suffered incredible pain beyond imagination. His sisters made the Charred ring in order to ease his pain, but it fell from his hand one day, and the centipede demon was born from that spot. I think.
User avatar #64 to #61 - finishhimlarry (01/07/2013) [-]
" When you go into the fog gate for Ceasless discharge, it does hold permanent aggro until you take the robes off the body. This body is either another daughter who died or the Witch of Izalith herself. Ceasless discharge attacks once you defile the body by taking the clothes. "

Pulled this from some thread, so I guess we're both right.



Or both wrong.
User avatar #67 to #64 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
I guess it's one of those speculation things, one things the makers love doing with the lore is leaving much of it open for interpretation.
#21 to #20 - sovngarde (01/06/2013) [-]
Why, why did he have to die :(
User avatar #29 to #21 - jarelk (01/06/2013) [-]
It's possible to save him!
User avatar #36 to #21 - goodguygary (01/06/2013) [-]
why don't you save him then?
#102 to #21 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
why, why did you have to spoil it for me
why, why did you have to spoil it for me
#137 - SilentBlade (01/07/2013) [-]
What in the name of the good Lord did you just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have thee know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges upon traitorous lords, and I hath more than 300 honorable kills. I am extensively disciplined in simian warfare and I am the top archer in the armie. Thou art merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall extinguish thee with precision such hast never been witnessed by Gods or men, here my words. Think that thee can escape mine wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink thine words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of thee by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and thine hideout is soon to be located, so brace thyself for attack, fool. It will be the storm that exterminates thine pitiful life, if that it can be named. Thou art as good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around thee, and I am capable of subduing thee in over 700 ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in mine liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase thine insignificant presence off our holy realm, thou insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish that thou would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then thou would have withheld from voicing it. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shall pay with your blood, thou thrice-God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire upon thee and thou shalt be inundated in it. Thou art carrion food, cretin.
#203 to #137 - cameronrox (01/07/2013) [-]
this thread is GOLD!!!!
User avatar #150 to #137 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
#154 to #150 - SilentBlade (01/07/2013) [-]
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.
User avatar #157 to #154 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.




>in the name of talos
>called me a milk drinker
>on the imperial legion
wat
#161 to #157 - SilentBlade (01/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the **** out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're ******* dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
User avatar #163 to #161 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]

I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#167 to #163 - SilentBlade (01/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the League of Shadows, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The mob, and I have beaten over 300 confirmed criminals. I am trained in ninjitsu and I’m the top detective in Gotham You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this city, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with wearing hockey pads? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am using my secret network of sonar phones across the city and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat the **** out of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tangerine. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Lucious Fox and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo. Im the goddamn Batman.
User avatar #168 to #167 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#124 - scorcho ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
and then you run into these ************* ...
#128 to #124 - DarKAng (01/07/2013) [-]
Brother i come to your aid Praise the SUN
#176 to #128 - lordnerevar (01/07/2013) [-]
"By Gwyn, someone brought this guy to fight us again..."
User avatar #213 to #176 - DarKAng (01/16/2013) [-]
If you summoned me i be like "Praise the Sun" then rape everything bow and leave, just cause i think no one should ever play that game alone
#215 to #213 - lordnerevar (01/19/2013) [-]
"If you summoned me I be like..."
User avatar #216 to #215 - DarKAng (01/20/2013) [-]
Why do you hate me. Could you please inform me of my fault's other then horrendous grammar, which I apologize for.
#217 to #216 - lordnerevar (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't hate you...
User avatar #219 to #217 - DarKAng (01/23/2013) [-]
Then may there be a fierce bond of brotherhood that is only formed by diving into the darkness with another so that they can fight the monster's that infest the land?
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#12 - jakesterify (01/06/2013) [-]
**jakesterify rolls 77**
#25 to #12 - elchimpanc (01/06/2013) [-]
magic. O.o
#28 to #12 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (01/06/2013) [-]
**mcfluffykins rolls 5**
#16 to #12 - SILENCEnight (01/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20448 at Drawing & Art ** AWWWW SHIET
#18 to #12 - dritz (01/06/2013) [-]
**dritz rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at There are books? **
#24 - lolbears ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
MFW Progenitus
#58 to #24 - Danzig (01/07/2013) [-]
mfw NEEEEEEERRDDDDD
mfw NEEEEEEERRDDDDD
User avatar #27 to #24 - hereforthefaps (01/06/2013) [-]
How do you kill something with protection from Everything?
User avatar #30 to #27 - lolbears ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Wrath of God
#41 to #30 - John Cena (01/06/2013) [-]
Do you even praise the sun?
User avatar #74 to #27 - cshp (01/07/2013) [-]
Oblivion ring or make the player sacrifice it.
User avatar #200 to #74 - lolbears ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
O-Ring doesn't work because it can't target Progenitus.
User avatar #205 to #200 - cshp (01/07/2013) [-]
Oops, I'm thinking of Emrakul. My bad.
User avatar #206 to #205 - lolbears ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Emrakul can't be targeted from O-Ring as well! :P He has protection from coloured spells!
#207 to #206 - cshp (01/07/2013) [-]
O-Ring's ability triggers after it resolves, rendering it not a spell. I'm a judge. Do you even Magic?
O-Ring's ability triggers after it resolves, rendering it not a spell. I'm a judge. Do you even Magic?
User avatar #208 to #207 - lolbears ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Totally forgot that O-Ring's ability doesn't count as a spell. What level are you, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #209 to #208 - cshp (01/08/2013) [-]
I became a level one right before I stopped playing. I still wanna take the Area Judge test to see how hard it is.
User avatar #76 to #74 - cshp (01/07/2013) [-]
And global destruction spells, not global ones that do damage though.
User avatar #34 to #27 - kfiveking (01/06/2013) [-]
anything that targets all, like oblivion stone. it works just like how "all" effects get through hexproof.
#1 - dearleader (01/06/2013) [-]
that image is progenitus from Magic the Gathering
#222 to #1 - John Cena (03/10/2013) [-]
Every magic geek already said k
#2 to #1 - dearleader (01/06/2013) [-]
**dearleader rolled a random image posted in comment #2296484 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
MFW
User avatar #32 to #1 - mrgoodbunny (01/06/2013) [-]
10/10, would cast again.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dearleader (01/06/2013) [-]
lol i see what you did there
#122 - fractalius (01/07/2013) [-]
This is what I feel like when playing dark souls. That guy must be stone cold.

Then I was searching for a Titanite Slab, and farming in the tree at Blighttown. I go all the way down to Ash Lake, and just walk around.

It's a large beach, with dark dark blue water everywhere. All you see is water, the tree you came out of, and some pools of life. It didn't feel like dark souls, it just felt.. empty. It was terrifying and depressing, worse than anything else in the game, I wanted to just sit down and stop moving. Nothing of the game felt real after seeing it.

Pic related

#125 to #122 - inathecold (01/07/2013) [-]
For me, the most depressing part of Dark Souls is Quelaana, otherwise known as "The Fair Lady" She's Quelaag's sister and the leader of the Chaos Servant convenant. Her story is just sad.

Makes me want to just quit, and draw her, but I don't. I fight for my Fair Lady.
#132 to #125 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
goodbye quelaag, do be safe
#223 to #125 - John Cena (06/09/2013) [-]
Quelaana is the human pyromancy trainer in blight town, she is quelaags sister, but not the fair lady
#68 - blaque (01/07/2013) [-]
You like using MTG art, don't you, Squidward?
#164 to #158 - creosote (01/07/2013) [-]
I need to check lower comments more frequently...
I need to check lower comments more frequently...
#19 - pabloenis (01/06/2013) [-]
*fixed
User avatar #5 - bossmcpimp (01/06/2013) [-]
Bandit: "You shall not pass!"
Navy Seal: "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#15 to #5 - John Cena (01/06/2013) [-]
this is what i was expecting in the comic
User avatar #83 to #5 - killjoyzzz (01/07/2013) [-]
Navy Seal 10 year old:"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
User avatar #92 to #5 - SeoYummy (01/07/2013) [-]
More relevant to the knight situation:

What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
#91 to #5 - Sebright (01/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little Milk Drinker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Winterhold Militia, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Solitude, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in frost troll warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Stormcloak Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the courier service? Think again, dirty elf. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Tamriel, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormcloak supporting holds across Skyrim, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, Milk Drinker.
#8 to #5 - John Cena (01/06/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does that get really annoying?
Im going anon because I am too pussy for red thumbs
User avatar #9 to #8 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
So this is the point when this should become the most green thumbed comment on funnyjunk.... just to prove a point
#10 to #9 - John Cena (01/06/2013) [-]
Everytime I see "What the **** did..." Im just like, not this **** again... its been 'funny' for way to long now and is now time for its demise
#11 to #8 - ravyen (01/06/2013) [-]
It's not just you, it's really ******* old.
User avatar #88 - deluxedaddyrg (01/07/2013) [-]
I totally thought the the guy was going to say: "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#98 to #88 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
This^
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#111 to #88 - defacedcreeper (01/07/2013) [-]
> Gorilla Warfare
#50 - prettyflyforaderp (01/07/2013) [-]
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**prettyflyforaderp rolled a random image posted in comment #2602056 at MLP Friendly Board ** his face under the helmet
#59 to #50 - warrollan (01/07/2013) [-]
How do you roll random images / users?
User avatar #62 to #59 - prettyflyforaderp (01/07/2013) [-]
just type in the comment *roll picture* with the stars
#80 to #62 - warrollan (01/07/2013) [-]
Same with user?
User avatar #118 to #80 - prettyflyforaderp (01/07/2013) [-]
yea i belive so, instead of picture just type user
User avatar #51 to #50 - prettyflyforaderp (01/07/2013) [-]
IM ****** DONE!
#190 - nothesecondone (01/07/2013) [-]
Progenitus drives people mad?
#204 to #190 - swooshbear (01/07/2013) [-]
"Protection from everything".

Why don't they just say prepare your anus?
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