Gun Patrol. . I conducted an experiment jorday, Took my AR out, set it by the front door, left 3 farily leaded magazines next to it and cracked aspen the door.
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Gun Patrol

I conducted an experiment jorday, Took my AR out, set it by the front
door, left 3 farily leaded magazines next to it and cracked aspen the door.
Then I left the ream and watched it. I waited and waited and waited. in
all that time, new once did it try to head itself or go out the deer, much
less shoot anyone. it stayed right where I sat it.
I decided that I have the best behaved AR in the world.
Goad Genl. GOOD GUN!
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#934 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
I hope and pray everyone here knows the second amendment in its entirety...
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed"
Plain and simple. There's nothing to do specifically with self-defense in fact, the second amendment was ratified almost soley to keep the government in check by the people. The idea that citizens had the right to self-defense by the carrying of firearms was considered obvious in the constitution, regardless of the second amendment.
The right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
Period.
If you don't like that fact, and think it should be changed, I suggest you either formally and entirely scrap the constitution and the second amendment, or move to another country. The latter would be preferred, as I like my safety.
#883 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
banning magazines that hold more than 10 rounds...in a test...it made a .5 second difference in the time it took to fire 20 rounds.

Banning online sale of ammo....so now your going to get rid of a waiting period on ammo? what?


basically the "assault weapons" ban is just banning anything that looks scary. Its pretty bad when this country was founded on a government founded by the people for the people...and now we hate every last one of them.

#872 - Schiffy (01/07/2013) [-]
>stoner
I see what you ******* did there OP
#935 to #872 - pourqee (01/08/2013) [-]
I didn't even see what i did there.
User avatar #863 - jkiop (01/07/2013) [-]
on a slightly related note i hate how the media sometimes blames ******* on violent video games even though ******* have been happening since B.C.E. times. god i hate the media== most of the time==
all the time.
User avatar #873 to #863 - sublimerule (01/07/2013) [-]
It's also worth mentioning that the rest of the world plays the same video games as the USA, and we don't have regular school shootings as a result.

The problem is in the USA's mentality towards guns and gun control... Trying to get a US citizen to see that is like trying to sell sand to Arabs though.
User avatar #880 to #873 - Keleth (01/07/2013) [-]
we also have terrible care for mentally troubled people. my ex gf was admitted to a psych ward and **** and goes to a therapist still...yet she can still buy a gun. there is your problem
User avatar #901 to #880 - violenthandjob (01/07/2013) [-]
Did she admit herself or was it involuntary?
User avatar #914 to #901 - Keleth (01/07/2013) [-]
her parents admitted her. she was 17 at the time. so technically it was voluntary...but not for her.
User avatar #920 to #914 - violenthandjob (01/07/2013) [-]
I think mental records as a minor don't carry into adulthood so that's probably why.
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User avatar #858 - seigfucknheil (01/07/2013) [-]
yor gunz **** my dad has a betta1
User avatar #856 - WakaTakaBang (01/07/2013) [-]
Is this in stoner-humor because there's no way a sober person could honestly have such a ******* retarded opinion on gun control?
#894 to #856 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
No, it's because Eugene Stoner invented the AR-15, the firearm in the picture.
User avatar #862 to #856 - dubslao (01/07/2013) [-]
no, its because OP wants thumbs.
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User avatar #906 to #841 - thelastamerican (01/07/2013) [-]
But guns like this are used for an insanely small percentage of crime...
#861 to #841 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
if you haven't noticed lately but criminals don't follow the law, making guns illegal would be pointless, people could still get them if they wanted them badly enough...
User avatar #871 to #861 - jakefenris (01/07/2013) [-]
Generally if you have reason to be fearful of criminals you tend to be a criminal yourself
User avatar #915 to #871 - Keleth (01/07/2013) [-]
i fear criminals because i have nice things, like a smart phone, and a nice PC and an new xbox 360...and they want them...badly enough to harm me to get them
#846 to #841 - yourfavoritetroll (01/07/2013) [-]
You are a very brave man.
You are a very brave man.
#821 - roytmustang (01/07/2013) [-]
So many red thumbs and idiots in the comments...
User avatar #844 to #821 - jalthelas (01/07/2013) [-]
It's funny because I see a lot of green thumbs.
#820 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Op is a ******
User avatar #817 - vade (01/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what would happen if you did the exact thing but left the gun and mags outside?
User avatar #814 - redscorpion (01/07/2013) [-]
Take away the gun away from stupid americans, take away the problem with ******* by guns
User avatar #865 to #814 - dubslao (01/07/2013) [-]
>Illegal drugs
>People get them anyway

Replace "drugs" with "guns"
User avatar #840 to #814 - sketchE (01/07/2013) [-]
strangely most ******* occur in places with the most gun legislation
#893 to #840 - miwauturu (01/07/2013) [-]
The idea that "stringent gun control laws" = "high homicide rates" is pure retarded nonsense. It is obviously false; there is absolutely NO relationship either way between gun ownership rates and gun control and homicide rates. Hawaii has few guns and a low homicide rate; Wyoming has a ridiculous number of guns and also a low homicide rate. Louisana has an average firearm ownership rate, and a homicide rate in excess of many third world countries. Most of Europe has much lower homicide rates than the US, and they have crazy restrictive gun laws. If it was really that bad, then those places would be warzones. It just isn't the case.
User avatar #896 to #893 - sketchE (01/07/2013) [-]
you must also look at the people in those places. america glamorizes being scum. theres no other way to look at it. its cool to be a gangster and everyone hates the police for no reason. your looking at all these places solely with the gun law. i wasnt saying the two are directly related ust saying gun control doesnt work. in europe the police are highly respected. at the same time gun ownership for protection isnt as necessary since they live much closer they have police nearby
User avatar #881 to #840 - Keleth (01/07/2013) [-]
its almost as if criminals who ****** break other laws!! OH MY GOD!
User avatar #889 to #881 - sketchE (01/07/2013) [-]
that was in fact my point. in places like california and dc where gun laws are very heavy criminals can prey on law abiding citizens much easier since they have no way to protect themselves. in places like alaska with loose gun laws they dont hapen as often since you dont know who may have a gun
User avatar #890 to #889 - Keleth (01/07/2013) [-]
i know bud, i was agreeing with you :) i really hope they don't throw away the 2nd amendment. government blows
User avatar #816 to #814 - IcWhatuDidThar (01/07/2013) [-]
Doesnt get rid of the black market though.
User avatar #822 to #816 - redscorpion (01/07/2013) [-]
most of the guns that have been used in mass shootings were used with registered guns
User avatar #824 to #822 - IcWhatuDidThar (01/07/2013) [-]
I realize that. That isnt my point. My point is sales in illegal guns would just go up. ********* is legal, yet its so common and available it has the nickname grass. cause its ******* everywhere. If people want a gun bad enough, theyll find one.
User avatar #829 to #824 - redscorpion (01/07/2013) [-]
the only solution than, nukes, nuke everyone
User avatar #877 to #829 - Keleth (01/07/2013) [-]
go make a nuke in your garage cant do it? cause i can make a gun in my garage.
User avatar #835 to #829 - IcWhatuDidThar (01/07/2013) [-]
Im ok with this, being a cynic.
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User avatar #800 - wooden (01/07/2013) [-]
try that with a 9, god do they misbehave so much.
User avatar #908 to #800 - thelastamerican (01/07/2013) [-]
With a what?
#787 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#791 to #787 - facetiousrunner (01/07/2013) [-]
anon stop this god!!!
anon stop this god!!!
User avatar #799 to #791 - joshofsouls ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
what part of "Don't feed the trolls" do you not understand.
You reacting to this is exactly what he wants.

just ignore these comments, flag them as spam, then move on. eventually they're going to stop.
User avatar #802 to #799 - facetiousrunner (01/07/2013) [-]
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe.....
User avatar #805 to #802 - joshofsouls ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
No, not maybe.
They will, just like every other spam troll out there.
Just ignore it, simple as that.

User avatar #810 to #805 - facetiousrunner (01/07/2013) [-]
yeah youre probably right oh well, ill call it momentary rage from seeing that so many times
#772 - hellnineteenninety (01/07/2013) [-]
**hellnineteenninety rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at baby seeing fireworks for first time **
User avatar #909 to #772 - thelastamerican (01/07/2013) [-]
Excellent role.
User avatar #766 - durkadurka (01/07/2013) [-]
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^This is what's going to be proposed by Feinstein. It's even further reaching than the 1994 ban.
#774 to #766 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Yep, it's coming! Consider writing all your state and federal reps today to voice your opinion and block this insanity.

http://www.nraila.org/get-involved-locally/grassroots/write-your-reps.aspx
#752 - jkritter (01/07/2013) [-]
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#745 - moustachefingers (01/07/2013) [-]
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."

-Wayne LaPierre (VP of the NRA)

FALSE! The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is Batman.
User avatar #779 to #745 - predominance (01/07/2013) [-]
I remember the sauce on this. Funnyjunk, you never fail me.
User avatar #724 - darthblam (01/07/2013) [-]
How the hell is this even related to "stoner-humor"?
User avatar #875 to #724 - Schiffy (01/07/2013) [-]
It's a pun. The rifle in the picture is a Stoner Rifle.
User avatar #729 to #724 - JMF (01/07/2013) [-]
Because the personification of inanimate objects.
#717 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
usa is so ******* stupid. i hope there is another 9/11.

#karma
#866 to #717 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
We deserve it.
User avatar #809 to #717 - Dwarf (01/07/2013) [-]
I hope you're on the plane in the second 9/11.
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User avatar #725 to #717 - JMF (01/07/2013) [-]
I hope someone flies a plane up your ass, Anon.
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