The Matrix. Real talk. Do you remember that scene in the second Matrix movie when Neo' s girlfriend fell out of a building, so Neo was flying so fast to catch her that a bunch of cars and stuff got caught in his slipstream? In order to create a slipstream that strong, we can estimate that he was going faster than your typical bullet. From this, we can officially conclude that Neo was Haulin' Ass"' s This is some serious momentum. Pretty much anything that he
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The Matrix

Real talk

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Do you remember that scene in the
second Matrix movie when Neo' s
girlfriend fell out of a
building, so Neo was flying so
fast to catch her that a bunch of
cars and stuff got caught in his
slipstream?
In order to create a slipstream
that strong, we can estimate
that he was going faster than
your typical bullet.
From this, we can officially
conclude that Neo was
Haulin' Ass"' s
This is some serious
momentum. Pretty much
anything that he touched
while going this speed
would be completely
destroyed.
lli, C
Ili,
Rii p, I
Catches girlfriend to safety
What should have happened:
Thank you for your time.
That is all. my
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User avatar #1 - ninjamyles (01/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you're forgetting that he can change the rules of physics.
User avatar #15 - Stan Marsh (01/06/2013) [-]
HE IS IN A FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAM!!
User avatar #32 - Accidentalninja ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Implying the Matrix conforms to normal physics.
User avatar #24 - kanatana ONLINE (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HE'S. FUCKING. NEO.

THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T APPLY TO HIM.

HE'S THE ONE.

HE HACKED THE MATRIX FROM INSIDE THE MATRIX.

SHUT UP ABOUT REASON.
#42 - werethwldgoosgoes (01/06/2013) [-]
Your initials in the bottom right look like 2 half drawn cock and balls....
User avatar #69 - picamix (01/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
but thats all irreverent because that is the matrix so anything is possible.
Dont use logic in a film that has none
#114 - funkyrednipples (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if I told you Neo can change physics while in the Matrix?
#109 - romeosdistress (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Logic in a Matrix film?
Logic in a Matrix film?
#82 - SemiAnon ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Or Neo is The One, and fuck you.
Or Neo is The One, and fuck you.
#76 - vishnapalm (01/06/2013) [-]
Welp... there's plenty you can still do with a mouth
Welp... there's plenty you can still do with a mouth
#127 - angreif (01/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
makes sense. also, he shouldn't be able to stop bullets with his mind. so SHOVE IT
User avatar #100 - purealterego (01/06/2013) [-]
he slowed down?
#110 - zsugatosz (01/06/2013) [-]
Heroes...
#126 - dagreentide (01/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
...Isn't this the same argument made in Big Bang Theory except with Superman?
...Isn't this the same argument made in Big Bang Theory except with Superman?
User avatar #50 - insaniacfedde (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
except its the Matrix...
and neo can bend the laws of physics...
#34 - shiftyscent (01/06/2013) [-]
Implying that this trilogy was realistic before this scene.
Implying that this trilogy was realistic before this scene.
User avatar #80 - legin (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
maybe you didn't catch this, but neo can pretty much alter physics (that being the entire plot basically)
#64 - seventh (01/06/2013) [-]
I torrented Photoshop yet I still use paint.

User avatar #70 - akkere ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
So basically a more grisly version of Spiderman "saving" Gwen Stacy?

Also,

>applying logic to a movie where someone straight up dodges bullets with a dance move
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