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Ann Stirring
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Growing my own test tube baby! What more do i
need?
Quizzed in the test tube (well technically a graduated cylinder} about 2 months ago. I
added water and crunched up Flintstones vitamins. So far i see very little movement.
What more do I need to make my own test tube baby?
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Fruity Pebbles will initiate the enzymatic reactions needed for J. f. re. to be derived from
the glucose present in the flintstone vitamin. After your sperm consume enough ATP,
they will begin consuming each other, competing for the right as sole inhabitant of the
g. . lyie. . l Etly. . This should take a day, at most. Soon enough, your baby will
begin to take shape. Make sure you don' t mistake your baby for a monster in the early
stages, because they are quite repulsive.
You might want to get a lightly rinsed rubbermaid container with some towels,
because after 2 months, the baby will become large enough to break the glass around
it. You will have to insulate it for the remainder of its development. keep towels around
it warm, by occasionally pouring coffee on it, or if you don' t have coffee, urine will do.
I' d like to coach you through it, but I have 5 going at the moment, and they are all
moaning to get warmed up.
Good luck!
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people rated this as good
Good advice. I added Cocoa Pebbles. I want a Black baby!
Ann Stirring
Resolved Question Show me another 3
Growing my own test tube baby! What more do i
need?
Quizzed in the test tube (well technically a graduated cylinder} about 2 months ago. I
added water and crunched up Flintstones vitamins. So far i see very little movement.
What more do I need to make my own test tube baby?
I year ago Fl Report Abuse
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Fruity Pebbles will initiate the enzymatic reactions needed for J. f. re. to be derived from
the glucose present in the flintstone vitamin. After your sperm consume enough ATP,
they will begin consuming each other, competing for the right as sole inhabitant of the
g. . lyie. . l Etly. . This should take a day, at most. Soon enough, your baby will
begin to take shape. Make sure you don' t mistake your baby for a monster in the early
stages, because they are quite repulsive.
You might want to get a lightly rinsed rubbermaid container with some towels,
because after 2 months, the baby will become large enough to break the glass around
it. You will have to insulate it for the remainder of its development. keep towels around
it warm, by occasionally pouring coffee on it, or if you don' t have coffee, urine will do.
I' d like to coach you through it, but I have 5 going at the moment, and they are all
moaning to get warmed up.
Good luck!
I year ago Fl Report Abuse
people rated this as good
Good advice. I added Cocoa Pebbles. I want a Black baby!
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