LOL fat people

that looks so good.

magical fairy princess approves.

"I'm trying to watch my figure"

Why do you bother getting diet soda's? Heh, so I can eat regular cake.

Jokes on you, a Diet Coke will not stop you from being fat.
It will even make you eat MORE!
Why? Listen up faggot, that's how it goes:

You start drinking diet coke or eat anything with sweeteners in it, like the dumb fuck you are.
Your body detects the sweet and instantly reacts:
"Release the kraken insulin to get that shit out of the blood again."
But insulin is made to work against sugar, not sweeteners or anything. So they are like:
"WTF is this shit? There's no sugar! You called us for nothing you dumbfuck body!"
Body's reaction: "Hold on you guys, I am working on that: Stomach, tell that shitcunt of human to get us the real stuff."
And then you end up stuffing yourself with food that you wouldn't even need, to end up as the fat fuck you are.

Reason for the Diet Coke
1) Eat burger
2) Save Diet Coke
3) Drink Diet Coke after the burger
4) Revolt at the horrible abomination and epiphany of all things disgusting in the world that is Diet Coke
5) Throw up all food you have consumed
6) Keep memories and flavor

I want it inside me

It gets to me that no one realises regular coke is actually more healthy in the long run, because diet coke contains carcinogenic chemicals in order to sweeten the drink.

MFW McDonald's salad has more calories than a BigMac

its so........ beautiful

mfw actually eating that whole burger

Because some people like the taste

Not gonna lie. That looks delicious as fuck

I actually like diet coke better.. I'm not trying to lose weight, I just think it tastes better.

I would like to point out that some people, including me, drink diet drinks because they actually like the taste better not just because they think it keeps them from getting fat.

This joke is seriously getting old