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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!

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#185 to #183 - N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!

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#19 - tsurugi (01/06/2013) [-]

Thank you, just thank you.

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#74 - dtcrawl (01/06/2013) [-]

Okay that is pretty fucking funny

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#55 - razzr (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

DAT giraffe

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#273 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]

why do people create gifs like this....

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#46 - blackscales ONLINE (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

This combined with the fact that giraffes use their long necks to strangle their prey before swallowing it whole, is why I shall never visit Africa.

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#48 to #46 - fuzzysixx (01/06/2013) [-]

I am now very very scared of giraffes.

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#77 - Horton (01/06/2013) [-]

I could not stop laughing. I could imagine people running from leaping lions......

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#60 - TheBanana (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Either im really high or this is the funniest king ive seen on funnyjunk in awhile

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#96 to #60 - arsenalthegunners (01/06/2013) [-]

both, "funniest king".

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#38 - strawberryyogurt (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)

JUMP SIMBA!

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