>GF texts saying we should just be friends blah blah blah
>Text back "k" for the lolz
>She gets pissed as hell
>"WHT THE FUK IS WRONG WIT U BY WE R DUN"
>"k"
>Few days later, hanging out with my friend
>Come around corner, he's in front of me
>Around the corner is GF and friends
>"Oh hey it ____! HIIII!!"
>I come around the corner after him
>Jaws hit the ground like ODST pods
>"WE NEED TO GO, NOW!"
>They all run across the 4 way street and nearly cause 2 car crashes
>MFW