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#200
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skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
> Be a swimmer
> Cute chick on our team, I like her, pretty sure she liked me
> Time progresses through season, we talk more
> Districts
> This is my chance, I'll be talking to her all day
> I have a fucking stroke
> Spend couple days in hospital
> Get out, realize that hey I might die at the rate my medical conditions are going
> Ask her out because yolo
> She says yes
> Day before date
> She cancels for understandable reasons
> ok.jpg
> Some other time maybe
> I'm still in this...
> Swim season ends for people that didn't make state
> I didn't make it, she did (meaning she's with other swimmers and I'm not around)
> FB updates "derpette is now friends with derp"
> Flirty facebook messages
> Ohfuck.jpg
> "derpette is now in a relationship with derp"
There's this small little void in my chest right now going "You've had chances with girls throughout the years, and none of them have ever worked out. You had the biggest possible chance with that one and it went to shit. You are now 17 fucking years old and you still haven't accomplished A HUG. KILL YOURSELF NOW."
Beta. As. Fuck.
> Cute chick on our team, I like her, pretty sure she liked me
> Time progresses through season, we talk more
> Districts
> This is my chance, I'll be talking to her all day
> I have a fucking stroke
> Spend couple days in hospital
> Get out, realize that hey I might die at the rate my medical conditions are going
> Ask her out because yolo
> She says yes
> Day before date
> She cancels for understandable reasons
> ok.jpg
> Some other time maybe
> I'm still in this...
> Swim season ends for people that didn't make state
> I didn't make it, she did (meaning she's with other swimmers and I'm not around)
> FB updates "derpette is now friends with derp"
> Flirty facebook messages
> Ohfuck.jpg
> "derpette is now in a relationship with derp"
There's this small little void in my chest right now going "You've had chances with girls throughout the years, and none of them have ever worked out. You had the biggest possible chance with that one and it went to shit. You are now 17 fucking years old and you still haven't accomplished A HUG. KILL YOURSELF NOW."
Beta. As. Fuck.
#230 to #200
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lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
Don´t let yourself down man, 19 here and the best thing i got was, well also a hug, but I am handicapped (fucked up legs and spine, wuhu!), but you know, your time will come. Just enjoy yourself for the time being (no, not masturbating) and it will all sort it out itself.
Keep up the spirit matr!
Keep up the spirit matr!
#249 to #248
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lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
It´s okay mate, on 21st of january I get my leg surgery for correcting at least one of my legs and 6 months later the other one. Don´t feel bad about it man! Look for yourself right now, you might have some drawbacks from time to time, but this shouldn´t hinder you to show it to the world that you are one fucking awesome man!