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#200 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
> Be a swimmer
> Cute chick on our team, I like her, pretty sure she liked me
> Time progresses through season, we talk more
> Districts
> This is my chance, I'll be talking to her all day
> I have a ******* stroke
> Spend couple days in hospital
> Get out, realize that hey I might die at the rate my medical conditions are going
> Ask her out because yolo
> She says yes
> Day before date
> She cancels for understandable reasons
> ok.jpg
> Some other time maybe
> I'm still in this...
> Swim season ends for people that didn't make state
> I didn't make it, she did (meaning she's with other swimmers and I'm not around)
> FB updates "derpette is now friends with derp"
> Flirty facebook messages
> ****** .jpg
> "derpette is now in a relationship with derp"

There's this small little void in my chest right now going "You've had chances with girls throughout the years, and none of them have ever worked out. You had the biggest possible chance with that one and it went to **** . You are now 17 ******* years old and you still haven't accomplished A HUG. KILL YOURSELF NOW."

Beta. As. **** .
#296 to #200 - cheastnut ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Katawa Soujo if you don't know it you should look into it.
#244 to #200 - beavisnbutthead (01/06/2013) [-]
don't worry bro i've been in your place before. I didnt get a stroke but I feel your pain. just hang in there.
#230 to #200 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
Don´t let yourself down man, 19 here and the best thing i got was, well also a hug, but I am handicapped ( ****** up legs and spine, wuhu!), but you know, your time will come. Just enjoy yourself for the time being (no, not masturbating) and it will all sort it out itself.

Keep up the spirit matr!
#231 to #230 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
*mate
#248 to #231 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
Sorry about your handicap man :(
#249 to #248 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
It´s okay mate, on 21st of january I get my leg surgery for correcting at least one of my legs and 6 months later the other one. Don´t feel bad about it man! Look for yourself right now, you might have some drawbacks from time to time, but this shouldn´t hinder you to show it to the world that you are one ******* awesome man!
#285 to #249 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
I think I'ma add you as my first friend on this site :)
User avatar #204 to #200 - peapodsarecool (01/06/2013) [-]
Trust me from personal experiance, swim team relationships don't work out. Maybe you had a different situation, idk
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