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#194 - kevman (01/06/2013) [-]
Guess I might as well share mine.

>Be 16
>gay
>Meet cute girl
>Taken
>Become BFF instantly
>She starts hitting on me
>Slowly turn straight
>She breaks up with BF
>Says she wants me
>Summer break, begin new job making 1500/month
>First day, call her telling her I'm quitting. Job offers raise. Denied it
>Go back home
>Enroll in summer school to be by her everyday
>Get first kiss
>Alpha as ****
>3 days later, she starts hitting on another guy
>Breaks up with me. Claiming 'We never happened'
>Still denies it ever happened
>MFW I realize I gave up a great job for a girl that threw me away like garbage and ruined my first straight relationship
User avatar #279 to #194 - HonkIfIDriveWell (01/06/2013) [-]
"Slowly turned straight"? Really? So all it would take for me to turn gay is for some guy to hit on me and waggle his cock in my face? Seems legit.
#233 to #194 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
So, just to resume it. You are/were 16 and got a 1500$/month job, which you quitted because of a girl which was your age aswell? Dude, did you really think you will be happpy forever together with her? I mean like, duuuuuuude..., that was a pretty bad move on your side if I may say so.
#265 to #233 - raexe (01/06/2013) [-]
Exactly.
Exactly.
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