Not the solution for everything. . an El ii? iir) Good night computer.. I chuckled a bit, and then remembered this has happened to me quite a bit before if I had the picture of Prof. Farnsworth saying "I made myself sad" I
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User avatar #15 - wykkid (01/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I chuckled a bit, and then remembered this has happened to me quite a bit before

if I had the picture of Prof. Farnsworth saying "I made myself sad" I would post it, but Im not a high enough level
#21 - danili (01/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i talked to a girl a little while ago.
we really liked each other, like... well we had feelings for each other, and we said " i love you" when we went to bed and stuff, we even pictured our lifes together. so one day i was like talking to her and **** and she said she couldnt talk to me that day, she was going out with a guy she was in love with. and two days before she said that she wrote me a novel on facebook about how much i was so special to her and how much she loved me.
i guess i wasnt enough...

TL;DR
love is **** and it hurts
#125 - Sebright (01/06/2013) [+] (14 replies)
HAY EVERYONE, STORY TIME.    
So, it's the abridged story of my dead relationship.    
She was my first, and i was hers. We pictured life together, and all that Jazz.    
She broke up with me a couple of months ago, and we decided to discuss terms a month or 2 after the break up.    
So Obviously, this was terribly difficult on me, but i somehow managed to stay positive about the whole thing.    
Days came and went, and eventually we sat down for that talk.    
She told me that she'd become 						****					 buddies with some no name guy i don't know.    
it was like a knife in the 						*******					 face. Something died in me then, and that was months ago.    
I want to be over it,    
i really do.    
But i dunno, i just haven't moved on.    
						****					 me, i'm starting to tear up.    
Since, i've become a bit of a recluse.    
things are starting to seem a lot more fun on my own, i hardly go out with friends anymore, and i tend to get myself into spirals of self loathing and intense depression.    
   
I've gotten really down before, and i've contemplated suicide on a few occasions.    
   
That's my story.    
Thanks for taking the time to read this,    
have a nice day/evening.    
TL;DR,    
Relationships are messy, and people get hurt.
HAY EVERYONE, STORY TIME.
So, it's the abridged story of my dead relationship.
She was my first, and i was hers. We pictured life together, and all that Jazz.
She broke up with me a couple of months ago, and we decided to discuss terms a month or 2 after the break up.
So Obviously, this was terribly difficult on me, but i somehow managed to stay positive about the whole thing.
Days came and went, and eventually we sat down for that talk.
She told me that she'd become **** buddies with some no name guy i don't know.
it was like a knife in the ******* face. Something died in me then, and that was months ago.
I want to be over it,
i really do.
But i dunno, i just haven't moved on.
**** me, i'm starting to tear up.
Since, i've become a bit of a recluse.
things are starting to seem a lot more fun on my own, i hardly go out with friends anymore, and i tend to get myself into spirals of self loathing and intense depression.

I've gotten really down before, and i've contemplated suicide on a few occasions.

That's my story.
Thanks for taking the time to read this,
have a nice day/evening.
TL;DR,
Relationships are messy, and people get hurt.
#78 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My ex told me to my face that she stopped caring/loving me a month before she left. So many things i did nice for her. She left me for a woman. **** her.
#260 - Cambro (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be young and in love
>So in love I'm like a damn hippy, man.
>Shopping for a ring
>"Me and her will run off after we get married!"
>Go to her apartment with flowers at the thought of marrying her
>See her sleeping with another man
>Business suit on the floor, this ****** is successful
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Girl sees me sulking and asks if I want revenge sex
>Hatefully sleep with her and make a life altering change.
>Become Barney Stinson
#2 - gladiuss (01/05/2013) [-]
<----Even his cat when...
#114 - benighted (01/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;be 19   
&gt;go visit her   
&gt;she says shes missing something   
&gt; its what ive fared hearing the most   
&gt;i hold her   
&gt;but she seems cold   
&gt;after a few minutes of keeping her close to me...   
&gt;...i let go   
&gt;she gently falls   
&gt;she begins to fall apart   
&gt;she had no cheese   
&gt;....i ordered her with cheese....   
&gt;it wasn't meant to be   
&gt;my large size combo and me...
>be 19
>go visit her
>she says shes missing something
> its what ive fared hearing the most
>i hold her
>but she seems cold
>after a few minutes of keeping her close to me...
>...i let go
>she gently falls
>she begins to fall apart
>she had no cheese
>....i ordered her with cheese....
>it wasn't meant to be
>my large size combo and me...
#147 - ovary (01/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
fixed
#5 - bumbojumbo (01/05/2013) [-]
FIXED.
#290 - MountainDewMe (01/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This post gave me a feel considering my girlfriend just broke up with me and told me she was never actually in love with me.

You guys are all I got right now.
#14 - darthtomale (01/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I havent ever felt what it is to love and to be loved.
I havent ever felt what it is to love and to be loved.
#200 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
> Be a swimmer
> Cute chick on our team, I like her, pretty sure she liked me
> Time progresses through season, we talk more
> Districts
> This is my chance, I'll be talking to her all day
> I have a ******* stroke
> Spend couple days in hospital
> Get out, realize that hey I might die at the rate my medical conditions are going
> Ask her out because yolo
> She says yes
> Day before date
> She cancels for understandable reasons
> ok.jpg
> Some other time maybe
> I'm still in this...
> Swim season ends for people that didn't make state
> I didn't make it, she did (meaning she's with other swimmers and I'm not around)
> FB updates "derpette is now friends with derp"
> Flirty facebook messages
> ****** .jpg
> "derpette is now in a relationship with derp"

There's this small little void in my chest right now going "You've had chances with girls throughout the years, and none of them have ever worked out. You had the biggest possible chance with that one and it went to **** . You are now 17 ******* years old and you still haven't accomplished A HUG. KILL YOURSELF NOW."

Beta. As. **** .
#224 - imonaboatman (01/06/2013) [-]
*fixed for me


God, I'm a ******* loser. Please kill me.
#70 - eiad (01/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I always fear that my girlfriend will leave me, because I think she's too good for me... for some reason..   
what is wrong with me
I always fear that my girlfriend will leave me, because I think she's too good for me... for some reason..
what is wrong with me
#79 to #70 - nymphorican (01/06/2013) [-]
ur insecure... nut up and make so she thinks you are too good for her. confidence bro.
User avatar #189 - Johnnychristian (01/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Thunder only happens when it's raining.

Players only love you when they're playing.


They say women, they will come and they will go.


When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.


It's a Fleetwood Mac song titled 'Dreams'. It's beautiful.

Alot of people are posting their stories, so i'll join too.
I'm in love with this girl. She loves me, too. We were together for 26 months. She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. We still talk and we're still friends, but it's in no way the same. We kiss, but it's not meaningful. We don't really embrace much.

She feels "crowded". I ******* hate hearing her say that, as in my mind, that's a spit to my ******* face. I love her so much, it makes me hate her. I wish things where back the way they were. I don't feel like I can be myself. I love her so much though, I don't want to push her away. She means too much. I have faith in her, but things won't be getting back to normal for awhile. Sometimes love is not enough.
OP, and anyone else who bothers reading this. If you believe in love, or even companionship, it will get better. One day. Keep yourself alive and happy so you can be ready for that day.
#31 - luiselvergas (01/06/2013) [-]
i know that feel bro im actually feeling it right now......
#4 - exiledbliss (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats exactly my situation.
User avatar #3 - fvss (01/05/2013) [-]
got the same feel bro.
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