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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - poorjew
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To be correct , they planned 2.
Here is the P1000 the Ratte
User avatar #26 to #10 - stijnverheye
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equipped with a fully operational gas chamber
User avatar #88 to #10 - haaaxderp
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It was the land battleship.
User avatar #72 to #10 - poorjew
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P is the shortcut for Panzer.
Panzer is the German word for tank.
So the English shortcut would be T1000, and we all know a T1000 is a Terminator.
#11 to #10 - poorjew
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And here the P1500 the Monster
And here the P1500 the Monster
User avatar #20 to #11 - blargchikahonkhonk
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and those are why you a poor jew
#19 to #11 - anon id: d522442e
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your name is related.
#14 to #11 - anon id: a24db1e3
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Just to clarify, they never went through with the plans because, sadly, the rule of cool does not apply to real life; they would have been incredibly easy to bomb from the air and destroy.
#120 to #14 - firesky
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They were planned with 8 Flaks against air attacks.
User avatar #25 to #14 - megustaculo
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not to mention in urban environments. Whats from stopping a dude jumping out a three story building directly on top the tank and then planting a bomb?
#13 to #11 - anon id: e9c130c5
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i think OP talks about the Monster, since the P1500 and P1000 stands for weight of the tank (1500 ton for the monster and 1000 ton for the ratte)
#32 - felixjarl
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There was only a few problems with the monster tanks.

They would destroy any road and sink any bridge they went over.

They would be impossible to remove if first stuck.

And not to mention that they would move at maximum 25 kilometers per hour. impossible in any modern war.
User avatar #97 to #32 - zoidz
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But with its overly huge size wouldnt bridges and roads be meaningless? I mean it'd be like moving a Titanic with wheels around, taking out that its 'wheels' are flexible and would be going around, over and about holes and lakes like its nothing. Or would that not work?
User avatar #34 to #32 - wargod
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you forget about the **** ton of recourses required to build them, which is why they scrapped them
#42 to #34 - felixjarl
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They did not scrap them, they were only built 2 prototypes, 1 of them including a barrel. It was rater the lack of time which prevented their use.
User avatar #45 to #42 - foreveryuno
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no prototype of these tanks were built, you ar etalking about Maus, they made two hulls, one with turret. Those 1000 ton+ tanks were only blueprints
#68 to #45 - zeittergiest
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actually, the turret for the ratte was built, but the rest of it was not. it ended up being used in a coastal defense position as artillery
#111 to #32 - dontshoot
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well the Russians were planning a similar tank but one slightly more plasable it basically consisted of 3 kv-2 tanks tethered together and in theory could be somewhat useable
User avatar #48 - sketchysketchist
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Someone list out all the kinds of kryptonite and their effects on superman.
User avatar #65 to #48 - jamesisawesome
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Green- The most common form of Kryptonite. In superpowered Kryptonians, causes immediate physical pain and debilitation, reduces their powers, and kills within hours.(Except Superman's body according to Smallville can reject it before death as seen in the episode Void when Clark is injected by Kryptonite.)

Red- Created from Green Kryptonite that passed through a mysterious red-hued cloud en route to Earth. Red Kryptonite inflicts one of a variety of odd effects on Kryptonians, typically creating an initial "tingling effect" in those affected. No two chunks of Red Kryptonite have the same effect. Red Kryptonite effects typically last for 24-48 hours (though sometimes as long as 72), after which the Kryptonian in question is always immune to that specific chunk of Red Kryptonite. Superman has suffered the following effects upon exposure to various pieces of Red Kryptonite: being turned into a dragon, a non-powered giant, a dwarf, an ant-headed humanoid, a lunatic, and an amnesiac; being made unable to see anything colored green; growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard; being rendered totally powerless; growing fat; gaining the ability to read thoughts; losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body; being split into an evil Superman and a good Clark Kent; being rendered unable to speak or write anything but Kryptonian, the language used on Krypton; growing an extra set of arms; becoming clumsy when trying to help out; swapping bodies with the person nearest him upon exposure to it; rapidly aging; and multiple personality changes. In post-Crisis continuity, Red Kryptonite first appeared as an artificial construct of Mr. Mxyzptlk; a second variety was later revealed as a synthetic variant created by Ra's al Ghul, using notes he stole from Batman.

Gold- Removes superpowers from Kryptonians permanently

White- Kills all plant life, whether Kryptonian or not. Induces decay immediately upon exposure, with a range of about 25 yards
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User avatar #66 to #65 - jamesisawesome
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Blue- The result of using Professor Potter's "duplicator ray" on some Green Kryptonite. Pre-Crisis, Blue Kryptonite affected only Bizarros, and in a manner similar to that of Green Kryptonite on Kryptonians.

Jewel- Jewel Kryptonite amplifies the psychic powers of Phantom Zone residents, allowing them to project illusions into the "real world" or perform mind control

Black- Black Kryptonite was first introduced in the Smallville television series, in the fourth season premiere episode "Crusade," as Kryptonite with the ability to split the personality of Kryptonians. It later appears in the fourth season episode "Onyx," where it is revealed to split physically the bodies of humans

Anti-Kryptonite- Has no effect on superpowered Kryptonians, but has the same effects as Green Kryptonite on non-superpowered Kryptonians

X Kryptonite- Created by pre-crisis Supergirl while experimenting with Green Kryptonite in hopes of finding an antidote. It has no effect on Kryptonians, but bestows temporary superpowers on Earth lifeforms

Slow- A modified variety of Green Kryptonite produced by a human scientist that affects humans in a manner similar to Green Kryptonite on Kryptonians, appearing in The Brave and the Bold #177. Its effect on Kryptonians, if any, is undocumented.

Magno- Kryptonite- Artificially created by the villain Nero, "Magno-Kryptonite" is magnetically attracted to all substances originally from Krypton, with such incredible force that not even the strength of Superman or Bizarro can escape it

Bizarro red- Affects humans the same way Red Kryptonite affects Kryptonians

Kryptonite x- A form of filtered/purified Kryptonite. Professor Emil Hamilton used the term "Kryptonite-X" to describe the substance that restored Superman's powers after a confrontation with the villain known as the Cyborg Superman in Engine City This substance was created when the Cyborg used a huge chunk of Kryptonite in an attempt to kill the weak, powerless, recovering Superman
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User avatar #67 to #66 - jamesisawesome
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Pink- From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of Kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense.

Silver- Although a hoax in the continuity of the comics, Silver Kryptonite appeared in the television series Smallville as a poison to Clark which made him super-paranoid. He began to believe that everyone knew his secret that he was Kryptonian, and that everyone was plotting against him
#77 - strawberryyogurt
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<---kryptonite   
   
not even once
<---kryptonite

not even once
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User avatar #50 - instakill
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There are 7 different kinds of kryptonite, in the same colors as each lantern core
#84 to #50 - anon id: ff2c120e
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corps.*
User avatar #92 to #84 - instakill
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no, the corps are the people wearing the lantern rings, The lantern cores are the objects that contain the essences of emotions
#58 to #50 - thatlookspainful
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you my sir, deserved my thumb. you are one of the few people that actually know about the different corps
User avatar #59 to #58 - instakill
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any dedicated DC fan would know about the lantern wars
#62 to #59 - jamesisawesome
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When my family saw the new movie, I tried to explain the differet colors to them.
MFW they didn't believe that there was anything other than yellow and green
#64 to #62 - instakill
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MFW I had to prove that there is a lantern core for every major emotion + life and death, to my classmates
#63 to #59 - thatlookspainful
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Because it all styarted with blackest night, and it merged into so many dc titles that so many people started learning about the different lantern cops
#6 - krasnogvardiech
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Nazi super tank? Crew complement of 100?

Gentlemen, we've found the Baneblade's Ancient Terran Cousin.
#9 to #6 - taurusguy
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I think the tank had the hull of a HUGE maus, but the turret i have no idea. Of course the hull wasnt exactly a maus, it had **** like cannons and such on the sides and front and ****.
#15 to #9 - azakiel
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The P1000 Ratte was supposed to be way larger than the Maus, and even harboured other guns. The Maus was supposed to use a 12.8cm gun, while the Ratte was supposed to use 28cm naval ship guns, as well as secondary 12.8cm guns.

PIcture related, for size comparison
#54 to #15 - anon id: 69bbc8be
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Ah, but did the P1000/P15000 have ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL?!
User avatar #55 to #54 - azakiel
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Actually, yeah. It had 2 main guns, 1 secondary 12.8cm, and 8 20mm guns.
#16 to #15 - taurusguy
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I know maus was smaller, i said that it was to have the hull of a HUGE maus, or at least look like one. (and by a HUGE maus i of course meant a HUGE maus not a regular maus.
#69 - bkrazy
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User avatar #109 to #69 - equinoxe
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nice watermark
#79 - pedogod
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The Nazis must have had some link with the CIA Peace Sentinels..
User avatar #105 to #79 - gladiuss
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Looks like a Bolo Mk XXII (Thunderous) combat unit.

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#5 - asasqw
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The Nazis made a lot of things that sounded like good ideas
User avatar #52 to #5 - eggoman
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*token Holocaust joke*
User avatar #87 - PubLandlord
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Walt Disney had a pet mouse called Mortimer which was where the inspiration for Mickey mouse came from , Mickey was originally going to be called Mortimer
#89 to #87 - mortimer
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That's sweet.
User avatar #90 to #87 - alltimetens
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Actually, Walt Disney and his wife were on a train. He actually wanted to make Mickey Mouse a Rabbit, but some other company stole his idea. He then came up with the idea of a mouse, and decided to name it Mortimer. On the train, he told his wife about what he planned to name the mouse, and she said that it's a ridiculous name, and that he should use Mickey instead.
#93 to #87 - SaucyBoy
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This is Mortimer
#95 to #93 - mortimer
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^ NO! This is mortimer
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