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bu....but...he has no balls....

Cold does that

my sides

Because we are

better at stupid things?

o i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of my national health service

Sorry I can't hear you over our giant population where free healthcare wouldn't work.

You say that as if it hurts us?
we have free healthcare, you don't
hahaha

Don't you have to wait 10 times longer though?

The only time i've ever really had to wait during nhs stuff where the times i broke a bone or somthing and had to go to A&E where you have to wait longer depending on how serious your injury is

We also pretty much control the world. And while your healthcare might be free, ours has much higher quality.

Wow you really think America controls the world? By that logic you wouldn't have needed to invade Iraq or Afghanistan.

nah man, they needed the oil

Haha, well then surly if America is the overlord of Earth they could just demand oil from every country?

hey whoa man I'm siding with you, no need for the cunt word there.

oh sorry i will delete that, i thought you were the guy that said america rules the world, sarcasm is hard to see over text

i completely understand. There's been many a time where shit like this has happened to me. I'm English, Scottish, German, and Czech. Of course i'm going to side with Europe.

Damn that's quite a family history you have there, the only thing i know about my family is that we've been in england for a long ass fucking time we're in the doomsday book and everything


don't get me wrong i don't think america is bad, i just prefer Europe

Haha that's pretty cool. I don't hate America either. Hell i'm doing American Studies at University but i got to support my Homeland.

Yes you control the world, sure, you could just order china or russia to do whatever you want

also if we want we can pay for better healthcare, but so far in my life i have had no problem with the nhs apart from that one time where i saw the guy with a roadsign up his ass

actually our plan is to brainwash the less intelligent elements of foreign countries into obedience by flooding the airwaves with androgynous pop divas



how the fuck did he get a roadsign up his ass

I.. i don't know, i just walked into A & E (accident and emergency) because i was with a friend who'd fractured his shoulder, it was like 2am and i saw this guy getting wheeled into the emegency operating room with a fucking street sign sticking out of his ass

there should be a sign that says "WARNING-Don't shove signs up ass"

It was one of those deer crossing signs i believe (fyi it wasn't the actual sign part that was up his ass, it was the pole bit, although you probably guessed that)

ouch

The minimum wage for doctors in Denmark (we have universal healthcare) is 9.100 $/month... Paid by the government. That doesn't seem too bad.

i think doctors deserve more then that. Doctors have to go to school for up to 10 years. Now the average america doctor makes about $230,000 a year (american Dr. dont get payed by the hour). If your free health care was so great, why do people all around the world (including Europeans) go to america for quality medical attention?

Well, I think that medical care is seriously overpriced in the US. I believe that everyone has the right to good medical care no matter the size of their bank account. Btw, I have never heard of anyone going to USA for medical attention We have plenty of private hospitals in Europe.

You seriously have never heard of any medical tourism. And U.S medical services are not over priced when they are better, its the price you pay for. In Europe you dont have the right for good medical care, you have the right for average medical care, which would always be better in america for a price

I live in Denmark and we have privat hospitals aswell, some people use them and they are also better than the goverment hospitals sometimes.

yeah but you only get quality medical care if you have money, if you don't tough shit you die

not really...doctors get paid a flat rate by the government....if they didn't like it, they would do something about it.

they still get paid

I find it amusing that you would suggest otherwise.

because euro shit is fucking awesome you nigger

sincerely, American

Where, exactly, does it say we're better in anything in the content?

Americans never make stupid post on this site trying to look better. "we are better in the cold" "out beer is better" making fun of u.s's gun laws is fine,but about temperature is out right stupid

I agree that European countries consistently believe they are "superior" to the U.S. due to stereotypes, but regardless, all countries have pros and cons. Some more than others. And I think this post was meant as a joke and not saying they are superior, but differences of areas.

I also hate when the dimwitted mid-westerns are pooled together with the east and west coast. (Eastern master race)

But yeah, in this thread, Europeans are "establishing" dominance.

Europeans are a minority on this AMERICAN website, but they act like they own it. not all europeans but alot. they bash on america even though most things they use on the internet come from america

They jelly.

Our main cameracrew has caught footage of this amazing creature.

and the fact that there is no wind in finland

most certainly not no.. ever...

We prefer the term "out of our minds"

i don't think badass is the word you were looking for.

Looks like someone is jealous.

There is actually shit loads of cold ass winds.

Excuse me?

of the things I've seen from scandinavia, at least 60% is gay. It's very nice though.
The other 40% is death metal.

Have you been to scandinavia?

no.
that's why I say "things I've seen of it."

You should go there. Of all the places I've ever been to, I can't think of anything as beautiful as scandinavia.

I will. I've always wanted to go backpacking around the continent for a while.

And I hope you do. Best of luck!

How can you tell the difference between Finns celebrating and normal Finnish drinking and shooting each other?

Pic semi related.