Reuploaded because of reasons

Weird, I only tend to hear that from women.

Wow OP

I fucking love you

Gamer poop is best poop.

What? You watched the Hobbit with multiple women?

Dude i fuckin lost it

that gif is a true testament to irony

tardaasa*

He wanted a sex doll I guess, not a girlfriend.

Actually, I like stupidity because it makes me superior to her in one respect.

I like you too.

You have a penis.

And so do you. <3

What if she thinks she's smarter then you when she's stupid.

Rape and homicide.

What if she's your sister?

ok!

Stupidy is stupid!

"Which of you ladies knows how to count to 30?"

Fuck you, man. Just... fuck you....

too far man

That shit ain't right.

NO FUCK YOU

Here, it's your problem now.

YAY! Does it have a name?

Nope. Name it however you want.

I'll call you Elizabeth.

Tardaassa

emphasis on Tard

I thought that too. Heck, I even told her several times that she should try to work on her jokes instead of just posting every day. Completely ignored me and everyone else who said it.

Tardassa couldn't take advice, if it was written on a cock.

somewhat related, anybody have a better pic of this?

Not necessarily better but a different version if you're interested

thanks dude

I AM WITH YOU! For as long as you remain an avid member of this beloved website I WILL BE THERE to defend you as a brother in arms!!! TO BATTLE! TO GLORY! TO WAR!

I stand with you, nothing quite as fun as white knight slaying.

Shitstorm aside, I enjoyed the content.

Thanks.

I'm honestly very confused. I must be missing an insult, or simply don't know the person everyone is defending

And only person with no knowledge of english to accidentally a sentence like that.

Here, have a beter version. I usually make these in flash. GLORIOUS VECTOR GRAPHIC MASTER RACE!

perhaps you should put some black outlines on the text for when we click to enlarge

The problem is that you can't do that in flash. I'd have to port it over to photoshop, which would convert the graphics and make everything look like shit.

or just have black text?

But then you wouldn't see it when you post it on funnyjunk.

A golden penis?

That's right, gold, take it's atomic number away by ten and you'll find what position I want to be in with you for making this post.

Funny story. That's actually why I reuploaded it. The second I mentioned I was gonna make a comic about "OC comic makers" I got an anon calling me a faggot. Then when I uploaded it, it instantly got around 11 red thumbs. Someone had massmessaged their friends to thumb it down, so I countered with thumbwhoring. It was a fierce battle where in about 15 minutes it got 27 green thumbs and 41 - red. Then the red thumbers prevailed and it got thumbed down to Oblivion, to the point where it was no longer visible in the newest uploads, for some reason.

Then I just made it so that people can't view my account, waited a bit and reuploaded it. I don't know who I pissed off, but it was funny as hell. Reminds me of the time I pissed off an anon and they went around linking people to some comments I made as asking for thumbs. Being the mindless sheep that most funnyjunkers are, they fell for it and thumbed me down. I got 2300 red thumbs in a single afternoon in a single thread.

Don't applaud me. I paniced like a little bitch and even considered deleting my account and moving to Mexico. So far I've had anons stalk me 5 times (if you exclude the current one). I may be getting a bit paranoid. Just a bit.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a hat out of tin foil.

Later.

No, I saw the anons' comments on several frontpage posts. He posted the link to my thread on every single thing on the frontpage.

That means a lot.

Finally we found a proper use for the Ultrafaggots.