God damn, i read this like 8 times, and every time i was like "for this being WHAT?!"

The great spirits of the beyond, specifically those of Columbus, Cortes, and Pizarro, would like to apologise for the travesty that turned out to be the New World.

We in California would like to formally apologize for great weed

I live in BC, Canada and I guaruntee you my weed is better.

we in germany would like to apologize for the whole world war 1 thing.....

Can't tell if joking or serious...

We in Mexico would like to apologize for the Mayans.

We in England would like to formally apologize for 1 Direction...

We in Austria would like to apologize for... No Hitler did nothing wrong...

On behalf of Canada, we would like to formally apologize for apologizing so often.

We in Korea would like to formally apologize for the massive, extremely degrading embarrassment that IS Gangnam Style...

I hate to say it but I feel like I'm turning hipster, I thought gangnam style was alright until it got popular and retards just ran it into the ground by overusing it and making shitty parodies.

Me too.

it wasn't so bad until mainstream culture took hold of it and turned people reactions to it from "wow this is so bad it is funny " into "this is popular so i like it"

Most Koreans I know find him an embarrassment.

well it's k pop it kind of comes with the territory

As overused and redundant as his music is, the only good thing he has done is take the credit away from Bieber.

On behalf of of england, we apologise for one direction.

Beat me to it !

Is that an aventador in your pic?

'Tis.

Your name is bugatti but have lamborghini as your picture. While both are great cars, i still think it is kinda funny

Apology accepted, though living in Jersey I suppose I have to apologize for the entire shore

No problem man

why should we apologize? It's New York's fault, those fucking guido douchebags arent even from NJ, but we didnt do anything to stop it so i guess we're sorry for allowing it to happen, but you can see the Earth wasnt too happy with it, The shore got fucked up by Sandy.

You are completely correct. It is new yorks fault and on behalf of living on Long Island where all the Guido tools come from i apologize.

It's alright out of a population of 8 million having a small population of guidos is fine i guess, but the show is canceled now so its all good.

chill bro

On behalf of Michigan, I apologize for Detroit.

Despite being from Detroit, the only thing I apologize for is the Pistons.

Something needs to be done about Detroit, people live and work there. It's not something to feel apologize about, it's something to fix.

on behalf of texas I apologize for extreme stupidity, and not doing anything to change teh laws where we never can vote for anything but Republican in our state...

On behalf of Nevada, I apologize for our whor-
Wait...Nevermind

Ouch. Best not to share that opinion on FJ. That's a touchy subject. I'd advise you to delete that comment

On behalf of Utah, I apologize for the growing numbers of Mormons to your door.

Hey, don't be so down on yourself, at least your state gives us some good things. Jersey just spawns aids and shit.

I come from Minnesota and I just have to apologize

for your Vikings? (sorry packer backer here... go packers)

On behalf of England, we are sorry for all of the sandniggers touring america from England. We are also sorry for the chavs.

I saw an episode of Harcore Pawn one time and I pray to god there aren't really people like that.

Yeah here, we just like to kind of forget about Detroit and try to focus on U of M or MSU. You know on the good instead of the bad.

OSU fan. "good"

I can dig it