DOUCHEBAG!

Apology accepted, though living in Jersey I suppose I have to apologize for the entire shore

On behalf of Michigan, I apologize for Detroit.

I come from Minnesota and I just have to apologize

for your Vikings? (sorry packer backer here... go packers)

On behalf of England, we are sorry for all of the sandniggers touring america from England. We are also sorry for the chavs.

On behalf of Utah, I apologize for the growing numbers of Mormons to your door.

I saw an episode of Harcore Pawn one time and I pray to god there aren't really people like that.

Yeah here, we just like to kind of forget about Detroit and try to focus on U of M or MSU. You know on the good instead of the bad.

I can dig it

OSU fan. "good"

on behalf of texas I apologize for extreme stupidity, and not doing anything to change teh laws where we never can vote for anything but Republican in our state...

On behalf of Nevada, I apologize for our whor-
Wait...Nevermind

Ouch. Best not to share that opinion on FJ. That's a touchy subject. I'd advise you to delete that comment

Hey, don't be so down on yourself, at least your state gives us some good things. Jersey just spawns aids and shit.

Despite being from Detroit, the only thing I apologize for is the Pistons.

Something needs to be done about Detroit, people live and work there. It's not something to feel apologize about, it's something to fix.

No problem man

why should we apologize? It's New York's fault, those fucking guido douchebags arent even from NJ, but we didnt do anything to stop it so i guess we're sorry for allowing it to happen, but you can see the Earth wasnt too happy with it, The shore got fucked up by Sandy.

You are completely correct. It is new yorks fault and on behalf of living on Long Island where all the Guido tools come from i apologize.

It's alright out of a population of 8 million having a small population of guidos is fine i guess, but the show is canceled now so its all good.

chill bro

On behalf of Canada, we would like to formally apologize for apologizing so often.

We in Korea would like to formally apologize for the massive, extremely degrading embarrassment that IS Gangnam Style...

it wasn't so bad until mainstream culture took hold of it and turned people reactions to it from "wow this is so bad it is funny " into "this is popular so i like it"

Most Koreans I know find him an embarrassment.

well it's k pop it kind of comes with the territory

I hate to say it but I feel like I'm turning hipster, I thought gangnam style was alright until it got popular and retards just ran it into the ground by overusing it and making shitty parodies.

Me too.

As overused and redundant as his music is, the only good thing he has done is take the credit away from Bieber.

We in Austria would like to apologize for... No Hitler did nothing wrong...

On behalf of of england, we apologise for one direction.

Beat me to it !

we in germany would like to apologize for the whole world war 1 thing.....

Can't tell if joking or serious...

We in England would like to formally apologize for 1 Direction...

Canada is very well the biggest terrorists known to man after letting this guy loose.

I second this statement.

God damn, i read this like 8 times, and every time i was like "for this being WHAT?!"

We in Mexico would like to apologize for the Mayans.

Is that an aventador in your pic?

'Tis.

Your name is bugatti but have lamborghini as your picture. While both are great cars, i still think it is kinda funny

The great spirits of the beyond, specifically those of Columbus, Cortes, and Pizarro, would like to apologise for the travesty that turned out to be the New World.

We in California would like to formally apologize for great weed

I live in BC, Canada and I guaruntee you my weed is better.

The guys in the lead must have had an accident to let this idiot through. Do they still execute retards in Texas?

The thing still won didn't it? The picture doesn't say that it was the first sperm, just the winning one.

you can keep him

Didn't your prime minister give him some award? Your politicians seem to want him more.

they are just being friendly
they cant disown him
US might try to ship over jersey shore for pay back

It seems that giving you Jersey Shore might be redundant.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/16341/Canadian/

im sure 2008 was last tie anyone saw him

deported to jesery

jersey*

Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.

Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.

North America...?

There's a difference between America and The United States of America.

Canada is on the continent of North Amerca

But nobody in the world says that they're "from North America"

If you want to keep your location vague, then yes you can. Down in Mexico, they ask if you're from the North, not if you're from the US

canada is in america

YFW I tell you Canada is in America

Both are pointless

As a Canadian I'm alright with that, also is this something that truly happened?

im sorry

Speaking for all Canadians here, we disowned him, and unfortunately the United States of America adopted him...

this needs more thumbs...

i immediately see what Selena likes

Yup, basketball.

Canada is in North America

so what he says is technically right

not to say you're wrong or something ._.

DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT

Man, I'm Germin' for some basketball. Wanna shoot some hoops?
This should be a word.
So I guess Bieber really is German for basketball.

Holy shit. That actually kind of makes sense now

I hope to got you're right. Because if you are, He's a little bit less retarded than I thought he was 2 minutes ago.

i cant even . . .

I read it like that the first time I saw it, I thought I was stupid...

Plus, the guy had a thick accent, so him being North American probably doesn't help..

Just as a correction, the host shows him the card. Bieber is legitimately retarded.

The kid's been to Germany. I think it's extremely unlikely he doesn't know the word "German".

Please, take him from us, we don't want him. He also likes basketball, ergo he's not Canadian.

The first NBA basketball game was held in Canada.

Technically speaking, you are correct. However, his original nationality is in Canada, which would make him Canadian. Whereas if he was born here in the United States of America, he would be American.

We all know what he meant, anon

oh, you're one of those guys huh

i like Latin more....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0vdbxqnYis

Yes, a beautiful language.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

perfect for the content situation.

beaver = vagina

Loled at your picture. But really. Hes a fucking Canadian piece of shit, he doesn't know fuck all about what we say in america. And yes, einige von uns sprechen Deutsch, we are just bad at word order.

Ich kann sprecht deutch a little bit, 1st year learning it in school. ( 4th language)

You'd better start studying ein Bisschen mehr, kind sir.

Der war gut

Sehr gut.

well....
that whas awfull

Same here bro

I don't mind him in general, but something like this, I do.

But otherwise, it's his fan girls that bother me, if I could earn more money than I ever could from 50 years of work in an average job by singing the right things to young girls to the point that their pussy hums for a few years, I'd do it.

Fuck ton of money in sucking up to the armored knight scenario at women.

some times things jut slip out of the mind
like how the most common "forgotten" word is put.

He got the word show to him, on paper. It was spoken to him multiple times. The term "German" is very important in the world for various reasons that most people know, and if Bieber is the exception, that's not helping his case.

Yes. Mind slips, usually need to be read the definition of. kinda like losing a file in a computer crash.

If it's a word, it makes sense. Like if you forget the word, "personification." Somewhat obscure word, not used very often, not exactly drilled into your head. The term "German" has the unfortunate connotation of being associated with Nazis. It's not something that exactly slips the mind.

Well, as I said, Put is the most forgotten word, and put should be clearly drilled into your head. Let's revisit my computer crash example. You could have an icon on your desktop that you click every time you use your computer, but why should that stop it from being able to be deleted?

Okay.
1. I would love to know where the hell you found that "put" is the most forgotten word.
2. You went from computer crashes to desktop icons being deleted. Last time I checked, the two are not synonymous.
3. Your computer analogy sucks.

Please stop trying defend him, or whatever you're trying to do. You're not getting anywhere, you're not proving any points, and this is stupid. If you want to me to admit I'm wrong. Fine so be it. I'm wrong. But please, fuck off.

He was probably talking about America as a continent. And in that sense, he is American.

He has probably never heard of Nazis.

Sausage-nazi? Oh yes for today I have learn't it's true name!

you just made me realize that Justin Bieber might just be a Canadian weapon used to attack the rest of the world by indoctrinating little girls and making other people rage, thus disrupting order and peace