Every Game

This is what happens when you try to gank Singed

how do you even singed, I don't understand

you need more dorans blades

My friend tried that out recently, couldn't stop laughing when he showed me this XD

Nope, he recorded the game, he's just really good >_>

akali or good pick one, they dont co exist

Your skills are inferior

do you even jungle bro?

The secret to master yi is to run in, hit some things, become untargetable, heal the shit out of the two hits you took with your 300 armor/magic resist buff shit, hit some more things, and run the fuck out of there, completely ignoring slows and crap like that, because hell, your master yi.

Dude its ok, master yi is a gimped champion to begin with. He needs a remake.

just stack cleavers, works every time.

That's only a little lower than my average score...

....but....
Clearly you weren't going fast enough.

just buy lots of things that increase movement speed and attack speed, and when you can, a trinity force.

Does he even (summoner's) rift?

Oh gosh, I hope that wasn't me
Kha'Zix is so squishy

Late game Veigar sucks fyi. So if you just keep on denying him in the early game it will be ok. And even if you feed him, his late game is compared to other champions, really shitty.

I can see that he stole baron, but how?

Smite I believe..

Ahhhhh. Thanks. :D

No problem. Here, have my favorite gif.

I know that feel but I hate it more then its a "I see my champion, I know what to do to win this fight, Now...Where the fuck is my cursor..."

I don't think there's anything more I have ever been able relate to on this site.

"Only a fool plays the hand he's dealt."

-Twisted Fate

Even if you're the best god damn player in the world with League of Legends then you cannot carry all of your team mates. Most people play 5v5s and it's really difficult to win if your team mates are feeding. In Poker you do not have a team therefor it is easier to do good if you're good.

tl;dr can't carry all the retards

Someone on my team first picks Gragas "Its ok guys i cant get countered"
15 minutes later the enemy akali 22-1.

This is why people lose games

In draft pick i add

Again, In lol you get your teammates by random, in poker you get your cards as random
So, the best poker player in the world in 100000 would recibe the same amounts of premium hands as the worst player in the world
The best one would win a lot of money, and the bad one in the same spots would lose

A good LOL player, in 1000 would get the same quality of teammates and win 600 of the matches(just a number, no idea how pro lol works), and a bad one will win 400
In the long term, the good player's 20% will make a difference, so since your opponents are random, if you are better than average you should allways have a winrate of over 50%

Even in poker the greatest players do not have a edge over 56% against a much worst player, that right the best guy in the world play a half good player and will have a 55-60% chances of winning, that is because of luck and varience(in lol, luck and variance are your teammates)

>implying poker isnt 50% luck

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I hate when I fuck my team over on accident. I feel awful.

Cards don't lie

Oh you got me down to 10% health? Just let me press W for three seconds.

Omfg tell me about it man, btw I love that anime ^_^

DAMMIT YI, WHY WONT YOU DIE

burn Burn BURN MOTHERFUCKER

Must become a skin now. I'd actually buy that one.

but he's dead!

Shhhh...

Don't go digging graves now.