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Omelette du Fromage

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Submitted: 01/04/2013
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User avatar #1 - acar (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
make her an omelette with plan B in it. Then cuddle with her til she has to leave.
#3 to #1 - luciferliving (01/04/2013) [-]
Plan B omelette. = GENIUS

i'd cuddle the **** out of her.
#7 - Utkezabanje ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Compliment her on the size of her cock.
Compliment her on the size of her cock.
#6 - bobindun (01/04/2013) [-]
Not thumb this content! :D
Not thumb this content! :D
#12 - sedativechunk (01/04/2013) [-]
Put a ring on it
Put a ring on it
#10 - larkham ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 - tarnis (01/04/2013) [-]
Congradulate myself, the rest is down hill.
#5 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/04/2013) [-]
Get more chloroform.
#23 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
start the cum train cause im getting a kid out of this to keep her ass coming back
#22 - ickutt (01/05/2013) [-]
Sing this song
User avatar #21 - tehweirdkat (01/04/2013) [-]
Scrub my cock with wire Euch
User avatar #19 - joeyliquid (01/04/2013) [-]
Grab the chloroform and start the night again.
#18 - inbardo (01/04/2013) [-]
Ask how much do I owe she
Ask how much do I owe she
#16 - bigfatmeany (01/04/2013) [-]
Duck tape her mouth and then put a pillow over her head until she passes out, once she passes out take her down the flight of stairs to your basement, once shes there tie here up to a chair with her legs open, proceed to **** her while shes passed out. When she wakes up take a VERY sharp scalpel and slowley cut her wrist causing her as much pain as possible. Do this until she is dead and then proceed to **** in any way possible.
User avatar #13 - freakanator (01/04/2013) [-]
round 2 ding ding ding
#9 - darkjustifier (01/04/2013) [-]
Wonder how a brony got a woman like that in my bed.
Wonder how a brony got a woman like that in my bed.
User avatar #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/04/2013) [-]
I'd be quite worried cuz I dont' have a bed so I'd really now be sure were I was
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