League Life

also if you are playing mordekaiser you are required to /all HHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHE at every opportunity

Out of my entire league career I've yet to have been called "shitwick". I feel accomplished.

Lol'ed at shitwick havent heard that one before

When i play Viktor i always say stuff like
"Todays weather forecase, heavy chance of chaos storm"
or
"Remember kids lasers and dangerous"
or when i killed a twisted fate
"Looks like he was bluffing"

What's wrong with Riven?

Oh mother.. tell your children... NOT TO DO WHAT I HAVE DONE!!!

i played my first game and likely last match a week ago. a person on my team told me to quit and never play again for being terrible... nice community.

I joke around no matter what character I play, I like harrasing as teemo, quotes of mine
*Enemy dies to mushroom* "How'd it taste? they're powerful drugs."
"That's gatta sting, alot."
*Barely survives attack*
"Luckiest Teemo alive reporting for duty~"

Just don't be a jerk. I always act like a shithead when playing Trundle (because he's a troll and I'm doing my job) but I'm just doing it for fun. Everyone knows I'm just saying some friendly harassment, so I don't get reported.

When I first started playing, I literally got reported by my entire team for being new to the game.

Didn't give me the highest of expectations for the community. Glad to know there are actually good guys in it.

If you've been banned two or three times, who are you to give advice?

you got banned for over 200 years? you must be a real fucking asshole

I constantly flame, make racist remarks, tell people to go kill themselves and stuff like that.
Basically all I do in a game sometimes is just talk shit and not ONCE have I received a warning or a ban from the tribunal and I've been playing since Lux came out (Season 1).
Granted the tribunal did not come until season 2 but still.
I don't know how you people do it, I've come to the conclusion however that either people just feel so sad for me when I constantly talk shit, that they believe I have nothing else in this life than this game, so they let me off.
Or it's that I do it in a comical way, so it's kinda entertaining? I dunno, I never call people noob or anything like that tho.

Next time you play League on 2 of your accounts, you'll be playing it in one of these. (please get the reference)

You forgot singed, draven, and teemo on your list of champs you're allowed to harass everyone with

was playing 2 ranked games
1st i was support as soraka... we lost badly, everyone tried their best but in the end: report soraka no wards and yet all the wards i placed were countered
2nd time i played fiddle: top lost his lane and guess what? report fiddle noob jungler...i mean wtf we played around 1300-1400 elo and in the end i lost 100 and got reported as unskilled..i know it's nothing mayor but it still pisses me off

once i was playing with some team of 30 levels
we were playing and kata was pwning me
i was raging in chat about how kata needs nerf
one said: Kata doesn´t need nerf you need brain...
then i was raging on him too
but later i got it,
there´s no problem in enemy or someone else, just in you.