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#304 - mycatislookingatme (01/04/2013) [-]
You guys liked the last one, so here's another. There are four people, P1, P2, P3 and P4. But P1 is the main guy in this story.

>Be DM
>Friends come blundering into a dungeon, and they've fluked their way past all my traps so far
>Fucking huge ogre in the next room, like the fight in Baldúr's tomb, in Fellowship of the ring because I can.
>Ogre is fucking up P2, and is about to make his way with P3 and P4
>P1 sneaks into the shadows (Halfling Rouge)
>P1 is feeling cocky with a hint of overcompensating
>P1 takes an agility roll of 18, and jumps on the Ogre's back
>Strength roll of 17 to not get thrown off
>P1 asks if he can, and I quote "Tombstone this bitch ass ogre"
>I say if you can roll a crit, twice, giving him a look of "That means no".
>He fucking crits.
>Twice.
>Halfing Rouge tombstones this bitch ass ogre all across the dungeon floor
>P1 has saved P2's life and tombstoned a fucking Ogre.
>wellshit.jpg

And that's the story of how a Halfling Rouge tombstoned the equivilent of a LOTR Mountain troll.

#305 to #304 - tinyfrodo (01/05/2013) [-]
That's because I'm the motherfucking greatest.
That's because I'm the motherfucking greatest.
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