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User avatar #137 - needmoredairy (01/04/2013) [-]
Its good to see this many people still actively run DnD sessions
>sitting in on my 3 friends with 1 dming and the other 2 playing
>human priest and dwarf fighter
>they wander through an unexplored area
>DM tells them to roll reflex saves, one rolls 4 the other a 1
>they fall into a pitfall trap and the priest is knocked unconscious due to his fumble
>a tribal group of halflings come and throw rocks at the dwarf until the dm rolls above 17 and knocks the dwarf out with a headshot
> they wake up tied to a metal post in front of a huge cave
>Elder dragon emerges.
>they get free of the ****** tree vine rope with the help of dexterity bonuses
>priest rolls nat 20 on blinding light
>dragon lifts off and flies around for 2 rounds, disoriented
>they both run in cave( i dont understand their logic either, they probably wanted loot or something i guess)
>dragon comes back down and follows them in after looking around for another round
>inside cave is a deep pool of water and the dragon's nest
>dragon has come back inside now and sees them
>Roll initiatives.
>dragon goes first, then priest then dwarf
>dragon takes a swipe at priest, priest tries to move out of the way but takes 1d10
>priest heals
>dwarf looks around, sees that hes ****** and just jumps into the pool of water and sinks to the bottom( it was around 13 ft deep)DM tells him he can only hold his breath for 1 round, dwarf says he knows and doesnt care. Dwarf drowns.
>dragon rolls 19, priest is clawed and stunned and that was pretty much the end.

User avatar #143 to #137 - rubicksphere (01/04/2013) [-]
I just started playing DnD recently, and it's really fun. But the people I play with aren't serious. They killed this room full of Orcs for no reason. They also think they can survive traps by standing there. But when I think it can't get worse, they throw torches down a bottomless pit.
#208 to #143 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
"They throw torches down a bottomless pit."
My sides!
User avatar #144 to #143 - needmoredairy (01/04/2013) [-]
If you are DMing just enforce realism. However, theres nothing wrong with a bit of genocide here and there. I was in as an orc barbarian with a halfling archer and we walked into a small village, burned down the school, inn, and some houses and just left. But your actions should depend on whether youre good or evil / lawful or chaotic. Or you can just be random.
User avatar #145 to #144 - rubicksphere (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand the need to just, destroy things. Currently our DM is only allowing chaotic good.
#142 to #137 - carnivorouswalnut (01/04/2013) [-]
My face when the Dwarf kills himself.
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