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User avatar #137 - needmoredairy (01/04/2013) [-]
Its good to see this many people still actively run DnD sessions
>sitting in on my 3 friends with 1 dming and the other 2 playing
>human priest and dwarf fighter
>they wander through an unexplored area
>DM tells them to roll reflex saves, one rolls 4 the other a 1
>they fall into a pitfall trap and the priest is knocked unconscious due to his fumble
>a tribal group of halflings come and throw rocks at the dwarf until the dm rolls above 17 and knocks the dwarf out with a headshot
> they wake up tied to a metal post in front of a huge cave
>Elder dragon emerges.
>they get free of the shitty tree vine rope with the help of dexterity bonuses
>priest rolls nat 20 on blinding light
>dragon lifts off and flies around for 2 rounds, disoriented
>they both run in cave( i dont understand their logic either, they probably wanted loot or something i guess)
>dragon comes back down and follows them in after looking around for another round
>inside cave is a deep pool of water and the dragon's nest
>dragon has come back inside now and sees them
>Roll initiatives.
>dragon goes first, then priest then dwarf
>dragon takes a swipe at priest, priest tries to move out of the way but takes 1d10
>priest heals
>dwarf looks around, sees that hes fucked and just jumps into the pool of water and sinks to the bottom( it was around 13 ft deep)DM tells him he can only hold his breath for 1 round, dwarf says he knows and doesnt care. Dwarf drowns.
>dragon rolls 19, priest is clawed and stunned and that was pretty much the end.

User avatar #143 to #137 - rubicksphere (01/04/2013) [-]
I just started playing DnD recently, and it's really fun. But the people I play with aren't serious. They killed this room full of Orcs for no reason. They also think they can survive traps by standing there. But when I think it can't get worse, they throw torches down a bottomless pit.
#208 to #143 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
"They throw torches down a bottomless pit."
My sides!
User avatar #144 to #143 - needmoredairy (01/04/2013) [-]
If you are DMing just enforce realism. However, theres nothing wrong with a bit of genocide here and there. I was in as an orc barbarian with a halfling archer and we walked into a small village, burned down the school, inn, and some houses and just left. But your actions should depend on whether youre good or evil / lawful or chaotic. Or you can just be random.
User avatar #145 to #144 - rubicksphere (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand the need to just, destroy things. Currently our DM is only allowing chaotic good.
#142 to #137 - carnivorouswalnut (01/04/2013) [-]
My face when the Dwarf kills himself.
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