Fight. . RMS Titanic Noah' s Ark Height: 175 feet 45 feet Length: 882 feet 450 feet Width: 92 feet 75 feet Construction: Steel Wood Capacity: 31. 1: petunia am: Fight RMS Titanic Noah' s Ark Height: 175 feet 45 Length: 882 450 Width: 92 75 Construction: Steel Wood Capacity: 31 1: petunia am:
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (114)
[ 114 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #19 - domitius
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
what continent has every animal on it?
User avatar #20 to #19 - shadesofbacon
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
Shut up commie
User avatar #21 to #20 - domitius
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
good argument, mong
#22 to #21 - shadesofbacon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
I was joking, but regardless.

You're hot
#55 to #22 - morskoj
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
You have nice titties for a little boy.
#23 to #19 - captnpl
Reply +74 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
Pangea
Pangea
#77 to #23 - anon id: 484ffaa0
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
I get it, it's a joke, but it's note quite true.
The supercontinent Pangea existed about 250-300 million years ago.
Furthermore, new species die out, and others adapt and change over long periods of time, via natural selection, we all know this.
Thus, all animals on earth, or living organisms, i should say, have never existed at the same time, therefore, the story about Noah's Ark is even more bullslach.
Sorry for overanalyzing a simple comment, i'm just bored
User avatar #67 to #23 - sterlingarcher
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
damn, beat me to it. thumb for you
User avatar #88 to #67 - vileghas
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
'Damn, beat me to it'... He was 6 hours before you
User avatar #120 to #88 - sterlingarcher
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(01/05/2013) [-]
I only saw the original comment and the first though was "Pangea" and then I saw under that it said that.

my bad
#25 - AnonymousDonor
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
i would like to take a moment to address all the butthurt in three hopefully polite steps:   
   
-first off, its a joke   
   
-second, its a Bible story. whether it actually happened is negligible because the whole book is analogical metaphors for how you should live your life   
   
-lastly, in stark contrast to all the rational brilliant points i've brought up so far, God clearly sent the iceberg to sink the titanic because it was the devils machine and all the atheists aboard were evil and *******************************************
i would like to take a moment to address all the butthurt in three hopefully polite steps:

-first off, its a joke

-second, its a Bible story. whether it actually happened is negligible because the whole book is analogical metaphors for how you should live your life

-lastly, in stark contrast to all the rational brilliant points i've brought up so far, God clearly sent the iceberg to sink the titanic because it was the devils machine and all the atheists aboard were evil and *******************************************
#42 to #25 - arkfire
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
Actually the Bible is written in Historical Narrative and the Bible has every few metaphors and most of them are in the new testament as parables.
#39 - cakershaker
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
what if noah didn't have enough food, and that's why there aren't any unicorns today?
User avatar #59 to #39 - SeoYummy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
>choosing horse without horn over horse with one

Noah was not a smart man
User avatar #60 to #59 - Thenewguygunther
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
what if unicorns were giant dicks that ran around and speared the **** out of people, so Noah choose to let them die and save regular horses who could be used for transport
#1 - torexofthenight
-4 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#12 to #1 - anon id: 12994772
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
Read it, ********! You gotta listen to me. I'm anon.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mustardmadness [OP]
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(01/03/2013) [-]
Actually the real size of the arc is written in the Bible, they obviously used another measuring standards at the time, but it has been converted to our standards. inb4 religiousfag. Nah i just know these things.
#15 - niggerlips
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
**** that i would rather die in the flood than be on a boat with over 2 million insects
#79 - thatguywithth
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
#75 - thumbeldore
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
Wait, pokemon evolve, thus it favors atheist
atheist:1 Religion:1
It's a tie
User avatar #24 - VincentKing
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
I find it funny how people take the bible seriously, and I don't mean the religious people, but the atheists as well. Look, I can write my own version of the bible, and I may even add in a point where it says that chocolate rained from the heavens, drowning the Italians for having hairless faces. Give this a thousand or so years, and I bet everyone will believe it. The bible has been rewritten so many times that the stories are no longer anything like the original. Here is a simple explanation. Start a Chinese whispers game, and say to someone, I dunno, 'I eat carrots and peas for breakfast' and within a month of it exchanging ears, you will get it coming out rather ridiculous. Span that across a couple thousand years, and you will see my point.
#26 to #24 - AnonymousDonor
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
while i understand your main point and do indeed agree (im religious btw),
I, sir, happen to be Italian, and my face is anything but hairless

just sayin


also i would love to drown in chocolate
#27 to #26 - VincentKing
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
EXACTLY! You wear the hair on your face so you wont be drowning in chocolate, however if you all shave, it will happen again.    
   
If you all shave, please inform me as I too would love some of this chocolate.
EXACTLY! You wear the hair on your face so you wont be drowning in chocolate, however if you all shave, it will happen again.

If you all shave, please inform me as I too would love some of this chocolate.
#29 to #27 - AnonymousDonor
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
okay sure i'll pass that along at the next big meeting
okay sure i'll pass that along at the next big meeting
#30 to #29 - VincentKing
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
**VincentKing rolled a random image posted in comment #2403059 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** You know what? Lets do this. Lets write our own bible and add in a bunch of random things into it, put it in a wooden box time capsule, and in 10 years time, dig it up and say its a very old version of a bible, and start a religion around it.

The plus side to this is that we can add in a bunch of new religious holidays and can get time off work/school for it. To help decide on a holiday, here is a random picture, the holiday on June 13th shall be based around it.

also that picture you have is awesome
#31 to #30 - AnonymousDonor
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - VincentKing
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
...her horn isnt a point, and is more of a penis shape. JUNE 13 IS THE DAY OF HE PENICORN! A rare unicorn with a penis for a horn... thats good enough.
#33 to #32 - AnonymousDonor
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
and god help the poor bastard that meets the penicorn
and god help the poor bastard that meets the penicorn
#34 to #33 - VincentKing
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
would you like to do the honors of making a second holiday for our glorious new religion that makes no sense?
would you like to do the honors of making a second holiday for our glorious new religion that makes no sense?
#35 to #34 - AnonymousDonor
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
hah no you go ahead im too lazy and incompetent for such a task
just ask my siblings - pic related
#36 to #35 - VincentKing
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
**VincentKing rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at WW2 Aftermath ** ok, this shall be what the holiday is based on, and I am feeling September 28 for this one. No idea why that date, just am.
#54 - marcomb
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3703250/Sense+much/
I got a good amount of thumbs for it
#56 - nicoquitemad
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/04/2013) [-]
...But so many don't believe in evolution.
...But so many don't believe in evolution.