Fight. . RMS Titanic Noah' s Ark Height: 175 feet 45 feet Length: 882 feet 450 feet Width: 92 feet 75 feet Construction: Steel Wood Capacity: 31. 1: petunia am:
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RMS Titanic Noah' s Ark
Height: 175 feet 45 feet
Length: 882 feet 450 feet
Width: 92 feet 75 feet
Construction: Steel Wood
Capacity: 31. 1: petunia am: enough mar moan animals. 2 mullman
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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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User avatar #19 - domitius (01/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
what continent has every animal on it?
#23 to #19 - captnpl ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Pangea
Pangea
#25 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i would like to take a moment to address all the butthurt in three hopefully polite steps:   
   
-first off, its a joke   
   
-second, its a Bible story. whether it actually happened is negligible because the whole book is analogical metaphors for how you should live your life   
   
-lastly, in stark contrast to all the rational brilliant points i've brought up so far, God clearly sent the iceberg to sink the titanic because it was the devils machine and all the atheists aboard were evil and 						*******************************************
i would like to take a moment to address all the butthurt in three hopefully polite steps:

-first off, its a joke

-second, its a Bible story. whether it actually happened is negligible because the whole book is analogical metaphors for how you should live your life

-lastly, in stark contrast to all the rational brilliant points i've brought up so far, God clearly sent the iceberg to sink the titanic because it was the devils machine and all the atheists aboard were evil and *******************************************
#39 - cakershaker (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what if noah didn't have enough food, and that's why there aren't any unicorns today?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - mustardmadness (01/03/2013) [-]
Actually the real size of the arc is written in the Bible, they obviously used another measuring standards at the time, but it has been converted to our standards. inb4 religiousfag. Nah i just know these things.
#15 - niggerlips (01/04/2013) [-]
**** that i would rather die in the flood than be on a boat with over 2 million insects
#75 - thumbeldore (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait, pokemon evolve, thus it favors atheist
atheist:1 Religion:1
It's a tie
User avatar #24 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I find it funny how people take the bible seriously, and I don't mean the religious people, but the atheists as well. Look, I can write my own version of the bible, and I may even add in a point where it says that chocolate rained from the heavens, drowning the Italians for having hairless faces. Give this a thousand or so years, and I bet everyone will believe it. The bible has been rewritten so many times that the stories are no longer anything like the original. Here is a simple explanation. Start a Chinese whispers game, and say to someone, I dunno, 'I eat carrots and peas for breakfast' and within a month of it exchanging ears, you will get it coming out rather ridiculous. Span that across a couple thousand years, and you will see my point.
#54 - marcomb (01/04/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3703250/Sense+much/
I got a good amount of thumbs for it
#68 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Seeing how people were much much larger back then... and a cubit (measurement that the bible describes the ark in) was much longer.... When people give it these small numbers they use modern cubits (which are fingertip to elbow) which is inaccurate... The cubits used back when the ark would have been dated to would make the ark plenty large enough to hold everything...
Bring on the reds for this.
User avatar #69 to #68 - droysters (01/04/2013) [-]
I thought people were smaller back then?
#56 - nicoquitemad (01/04/2013) [-]
...But so many don't believe in evolution.
...But so many don't believe in evolution.
User avatar #50 - volleys (01/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And the Ark is nowhere to be found. Thought the pic was funny though.
#57 to #50 - aazz (01/04/2013) [-]
somewhere in turkey, i don't say this is the ark
#40 - arkfire (01/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You guys know he was only in the ark for around a year right?
User avatar #41 to #40 - komoikluku (01/04/2013) [-]
Which is why it says "Enough provisions for one year"
+1
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#78 - kuraudosutoraifu (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**kuraudosutoraifu rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Haters Gonna Hate **    
   
   
   
This is my god.
**kuraudosutoraifu rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Haters Gonna Hate **



This is my god.
#61 - aazz (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #46 - Bohya (01/04/2013) [-]
Apparently insects, humans and old men do not classify as animals.
#9 - bluwizard ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
cubits aren't feet. Just saying.
User avatar #8 - analleakage (01/04/2013) [-]
That would still mean 2,500,000 pokeballs on one ship.

Now the TARDIS, on the other hand...
#5 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
HOW DID MIDDLE ************* KNOW WHAT KANGAROO OR PENGUINS WAS!?!??!
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