The speed of light. . List: 3. Be able to honestly say I can run Raster the speed of light.. -Get dog -Name him Spot -Every time I want him to go outside I say "Out, out damn Spot!"
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The speed of light

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3. Be able to honestly say I can
run Raster the speed of light.
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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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#6 - stripeygreenhat (01/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
-Get dog   
-Name him Spot   
-Every time I want him to go outside I say "Out, out damn Spot!"
-Get dog
-Name him Spot
-Every time I want him to go outside I say "Out, out damn Spot!"
#19 - connectingdk (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #27 - retardedboss ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
You'd wan't a tortoise. Turtles are actually quick little bastards.
User avatar #29 - techjoker (01/04/2013) [-]
1.Buy an elephant
2.Name it "my dick"
3.Tell people that my dick is bigger than you.
#18 - nousernameisleft (01/04/2013) [-]
Turtle is faster than I am
User avatar #8 - widgemyster (01/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Turtle's don't run, they swim...
#23 to #8 - dementedllama (01/04/2013) [-]
Ta-freakin-da.
#1 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what does the picture of will ferrel have to do with anything?
User avatar #2 to #1 - mouthwash (01/04/2013) [-]
Probably who said it.
User avatar #26 - uzzwick (01/04/2013) [-]
>Get dog
>Name him Stain
> Come, Stain!
> Come Stain!
> Cumstain!
#32 - goldor (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm sure you're the life of the party
#7 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>being OP
>accidentally the whole sentence
User avatar #30 - kuraudosutoraifu (01/04/2013) [-]
>Get a dog

>Name him/her Syndrome

>When they jump up on you shout "DOWN SYNDROME"
#11 - neozas (01/04/2013) [-]
**neozas rolled a random image posted in comment #2394136 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw you suck
#36 - asmodeu (01/04/2013) [-]
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> buy pet human
> name him "woof"
> be able to honestly say "woof, woof woof"
#25 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
But, Turtles cannot run, so...
#24 - ishotthedeputy (01/04/2013) [-]
Ha.
User avatar #22 - eaglEEE (01/04/2013) [-]
People would tell you that your grammar sucks because "the" doesn't go in front of names.
#15 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
Be able to honestly say I can run faster the speed of light
run faster the speed of light
faster the speed
faster the
You really should put a "than" in that sentence
#4 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Change your family name to Peterson.
Give birth to a kid.
Name him Oliver.
Raise him to be gay.
O.P. will be a fag.
User avatar #3 - somenerd (01/04/2013) [-]
So how much energy do we get from matter now?
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