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we time my parents were gene fer the weekend
51] I teal: In the he use and mauled We inches he the left.
it was subtle armagh that it wasn‘ t amines but they felt like somnething was eff
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#11 - oneandonlynigger (01/04/2013) [-]
I once did something like this.   
   
My family was away for  a week, and boredom overtook me and I decided some 			****		 needed to be seriously 			******		 up.   
   
I cut enough half-inch thick strips of wood for every step in my house (which is a 			********		), and used woodworkers glue to attach them to the front edge of each step.   
   
The result was a hardly noticeable overhang on each stair. When my family got back, I gave them a loving greeting in the front entranceway, a simple facade for the treacherous intentions I possessed.   
   
I watched in amazement as each one of my family, my mother, my father, and my older sister, tried walking up the stairs. Each of them tripped and faceplanted the first 			*******		 step.   
   
After my dad fell I smirked. After my mom fell I laughed.   
   
MFW my sister hit the dirt.
I once did something like this.

My family was away for a week, and boredom overtook me and I decided some **** needed to be seriously ****** up.

I cut enough half-inch thick strips of wood for every step in my house (which is a ******** ), and used woodworkers glue to attach them to the front edge of each step.

The result was a hardly noticeable overhang on each stair. When my family got back, I gave them a loving greeting in the front entranceway, a simple facade for the treacherous intentions I possessed.

I watched in amazement as each one of my family, my mother, my father, and my older sister, tried walking up the stairs. Each of them tripped and faceplanted the first ******* step.

After my dad fell I smirked. After my mom fell I laughed.

MFW my sister hit the dirt.
User avatar #99 to #11 - amoussa (01/04/2013) [-]
let's see how funny it is when your parents probably end up in a wheel chair, subsequently being out of work, losing their top jobs, losing your house/possessions (if not, then no more nice things due to lack of financial income) and you having to look after them for the rest of your life.

don't worry, I still giggled
#116 to #99 - onceapiece ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes, because after all that, whether or not you giggled is what he truly worries about when he goes to sleep at night
#150 to #99 - cannonassult (01/05/2013) [-]
****		 your opinion and
**** your opinion and
#146 to #11 - nyehsquidward (01/04/2013) [-]
I love these
#78 to #11 - carlyb (01/04/2013) [-]
In an episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon talks about how he did this to his dad, things didn't go well for him either.
#74 to #11 - lejontronman (01/04/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
User avatar #23 to #11 - corsairjoshua (01/04/2013) [-]
Why is there dirt on your stairs?
#4 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
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#44 - daaaaarkstar (01/04/2013) [-]
Devious little 			****		.
Devious little **** .
#10 - AmandaNicole ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
MFW my parents are leaving in a couple weeks.

I now know what I'll be doing that entire week.
#77 to #10 - carlyb (01/04/2013) [-]
Fapping very loudly?
#47 - strawberryyogurt (01/04/2013) [-]
<--his parents
<--his parents
#62 to #47 - mrdrpage (01/04/2013) [-]
While you're in the Angry Dome, I'm going to be in the Chamber of Understanding.
While you're in the Angry Dome, I'm going to be in the Chamber of Understanding.
#17 - victoryismine (01/04/2013) [-]
My father is going away for ten days, I'll be staying at his house while he's gone. Now I know what to do to keep from being bored.
My father is going away for ten days, I'll be staying at his house while he's gone. Now I know what to do to keep from being bored.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dafuqman (01/04/2013) [-]
OP better deliver. Pics or it din't happen.
User avatar #58 to #18 - victoryismine (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh it'll happen.
User avatar #27 to #17 - antisocialtwilight (01/04/2013) [-]
Masturbate?
User avatar #59 to #27 - victoryismine (01/04/2013) [-]
Not quite.
#31 - FartFetish (01/04/2013) [-]
i like the way he thinks
#67 to #61 - maxbeejax ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Can't believe i fell for that &gt;.&lt;
Can't believe i fell for that >.<
User avatar #73 to #61 - solbadguygg ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
fool me once, shame on you

fool me twice, hurka flurka dink donk pancakes
User avatar #89 to #61 - trevorsta (01/04/2013) [-]
Being OCD when it comes to highlighted area's is working against me here
User avatar #121 to #61 - lieutenantderp (01/04/2013) [-]
jokes on you i use a mac
#32 to #31 - nevrit (01/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that's actually pretty damn clever, I'll have to try this
+10
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User avatar #24 - youcame (01/04/2013) [-]
one time i did something sorta like that, only instead of moving furniture, i shot up the school.
#54 to #24 - dirkdirkmoo (01/04/2013) [-]
controversial comment is controversial
User avatar #91 to #24 - guywithnopants (01/04/2013) [-]
But the whole school was on holiday. So when they all came back they noticed something was wrong with all those holes in the walls.
User avatar #30 to #24 - jalthelas (01/04/2013) [-]
You're a ******* asshole.

Do you know how much it costs to patch up those bullet holes?

Not to mention the windows you probably broke cost a fortune.

Think of the labor you've forced upon those school janitors and staff.
User avatar #35 to #30 - deltaxomega (01/04/2013) [-]
**** you bro he's creating jobs in this broke ass economy.


~ Sincerely
A newly hired Carpenter.
User avatar #63 to #35 - ViXi (01/04/2013) [-]
Talking bout the broke-ass economy? Schools have it rough too.
Budget cuts ALL up in that bitch, ain't got cash for **** .
While you're patching up bullet holes, some kid is sitting on half a ******* stool, have you thought of that? What if he's fat **** ? That half stool would get lost in his ass, then fatty mclardo would get **** on by his classmates till he snaps and shoots up the school. Okay see, now we have a cycle here. And at the end of the day we're left with no ******* stools, no ******* money, and bullet holes everywhere. Happy?
User avatar #79 to #63 - deltaxomega (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes b/c i hear that the undertaker is looking for an assistance you interested?
#6 - manter (01/04/2013) [-]
I think my parents and brother did the same thing to me when I slept at a friends house on new years eve.
User avatar #45 - Nightelfbane (01/04/2013) [-]
my parents dont get back for a couple days...
hmmmm
User avatar #55 to #45 - anonrandom (01/04/2013) [-]
Do it
#103 - HooksaN (01/04/2013) [-]
nice one :)
User avatar #115 to #103 - MartinSeth (01/04/2013) [-]
So did Luke Skywalker when he was asleep.
#65 - hrx (01/04/2013) [-]
ahahahahha this already made my day, and i just got up!
#86 - robotgoose (01/04/2013) [-]
Doing this right now.
Doing this right now.
#88 to #86 - goll ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
#69 - racrox (01/04/2013) [-]
TFW you ask them what's wrong
TFW you ask them what's wrong
#22 - mistlarousse (01/04/2013) [-]
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#98 - qjmihuia (01/04/2013) [-]
i'm proud
#135 to #98 - thekermitfrog (01/04/2013) [-]
<3 the movie
#41 - phanact (01/04/2013) [-]
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"Why the **** do I keep bumping into everything?"

"Who moved the toaster?"
#136 - datgermanguy (01/04/2013) [-]
They probably thought that something was wrong with their sight.
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