Survival Guide

This is why my bed is positioned in a corner in my room.
They can't get behind me to do it, so a calculated kick in the balls is so much easier

I don't understand how people can suffocate from being smothered by a pillow, I find it quite easy to breathe through a pillow, and hey, if that doesn't work, just roll around and face the bed...



I think Hollywood has definitely helped this retardation.

this is exactly what i would do if i was getting strangled or smothered...it just makes sense.